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Season 4  "Spring Breakup"  4x16

Aired 11 years ago - May 18, 2008

Stan has a Spring Break-induced mid-life crisis. With Francine away visiting her parents, Roger invites Spring Breakers to party at the Smith household. But Stan nearly has a Spring Breakdown when he falls prey to booze-cruising Jessica and Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 1
She was at a house in Cabo talking to this total idiot.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 2
My scepter shoots Chivas!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
You've read about them. Their mascot allegedly raped that stripper.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 4
I want to do everything with anybody!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 5
Five tears will have you on your ass.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 6
Breathe through your nose!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 7
You're funny! Are you a comedian?.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 8
You, like, protect the country and noise. You're a total hero.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
- I'm Jessica. - I'm Stan.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 10
[ Cheering, Hooting ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 11
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 12
- In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey. - what?.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
Yeah. Had it in my storage space from when I lived in Phoenix.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
Hey, fatso! Get your dong out of the margarita machine!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 15
You're interesting, you're funny, and you're pretty.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 16
You're awesome.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 17
Don't be silly. I've been gone a day.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 18
I'm pretending you're a whale, and I'm a parasitic fish who's gonna eat all your algae!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 19
we're finally gonna get boob!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 20
I'm just a baby! [ Grunting ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 21
I'm just kiddin', bitch. Hug me!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 22
That's very kind. whoo!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 23
# Let's get into it Get started#
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 24
# Let's get it started Ha #
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 25
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 26
Oh, you're getting wet!
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
- It wasn't even that long! - Longest I've ever seen.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28
Carmen, we're ready to light you, and I missed my kid's birthday.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
[Man ] # Everywhere I go people stop and they see #
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
- [ Cheering] - Thanks, Carm.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
- # Dance a little, stranger ## - [ Roaring ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32
[ Sighs ] I wish spring break could last forever.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33
Jess, we got to go.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
- You're being ridiculous! - well, Jessica doesn't think so.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 35
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You hit that thing with a black light, it's gonna glow like a bedspread at Harrah's.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
[ Doorbell Rings ]
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39
- Oh, my God! I'm so excited! - Can I get flan?.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 40
My medical records. I'm free of all diseases.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 41
Nowadays you can't be too safe...
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 42
You see that Mary-Louise Parker movie on Lifetime?.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 43
- He right! If I him, I leave you too! - what?.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 44
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 45
He's getting some laughs, but it's a little disrespectful. what should I do?.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 46
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 47
That was spring break. It wasn't real.
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 48
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 49
Yup, clean as a- Hang on a mo.
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My scepter shoots Chivas!
#2
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
You've read about them. Their mascot allegedly raped that stripper.
#3
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 4
I want to do everything with anybody!
#4
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 5
Five tears will have you on your ass.
#5
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 6
Breathe through your nose!
#6
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 7
You're funny! Are you a comedian?.
#7
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 8
You, like, protect the country and noise. You're a total hero.
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
- I'm Jessica. - I'm Stan.
#9
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[ Cheering, Hooting ]
#10
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- In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey. - what?.
#12
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
Yeah. Had it in my storage space from when I lived in Phoenix.
#13
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
Hey, fatso! Get your dong out of the margarita machine!
#14
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 15
You're interesting, you're funny, and you're pretty.
#15
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 16
You're awesome.
#16
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 17
Don't be silly. I've been gone a day.
#17
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 18
I'm pretending you're a whale, and I'm a parasitic fish who's gonna eat all your algae!
#18
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 19
we're finally gonna get boob!
#19
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 20
I'm just a baby! [ Grunting ]
#20
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 21
I'm just kiddin', bitch. Hug me!
#21
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 22
That's very kind. whoo!
#22
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 23
# Let's get into it Get started#
#23
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 24
# Let's get it started Ha #
#24
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Oh, you're getting wet!
#26
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
- It wasn't even that long! - Longest I've ever seen.
#27
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28
Carmen, we're ready to light you, and I missed my kid's birthday.
#28
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
[Man ] # Everywhere I go people stop and they see #
#29
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
- [ Cheering] - Thanks, Carm.
#30
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
- # Dance a little, stranger ## - [ Roaring ]
#31
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32
[ Sighs ] I wish spring break could last forever.
#32
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33
Jess, we got to go.
#33
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
- You're being ridiculous! - well, Jessica doesn't think so.
#34
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You hit that thing with a black light, it's gonna glow like a bedspread at Harrah's.
#37
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
[ Doorbell Rings ]
#38
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39
- Oh, my God! I'm so excited! - Can I get flan?.
#39
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 40
My medical records. I'm free of all diseases.
#40
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 41
Nowadays you can't be too safe...
#41
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 42
You see that Mary-Louise Parker movie on Lifetime?.
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 43
- He right! If I him, I leave you too! - what?.
#43
Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 44 #44 Recap of American Dad! Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 45
He's getting some laughs, but it's a little disrespectful. what should I do?.
#45
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That was spring break. It wasn't real.
#47
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Yup, clean as a- Hang on a mo.
#49
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