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Season 8  "The Gang Dines Out"  8x9

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 13, 2012

Every member of The Gang has something to celebrate at Guigino's, Philly's finest eatery, but when Mac and Dennis' private dinner is interrupted by an unexpected sighting of Frank and Charlie, the in-fighting begins. Dee also turns up at a table for one, and over the course of the night, the "one-ups-manship" soars to new heights.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 1
Uh, maybe I could at least get a drink order?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 2
Have you seen them do anything to acknowledge us?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 3
Jesus Christ, just, you know, glance around the room a little
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 4
It's a good table.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 5
No, I... Look, let's-let's keep things light; I don't want to get all heavy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 6
Oh, but now I feel like... you're sitting so far away from me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 7
Dennis, it's not like your chair's gonna catch on fire.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 8
This is Gugino's.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 9
Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 10
Just go get the wine.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 11
Charlie, I am the oldest one in the group.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 12
Listen. I prepared a few words for the evening.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 13
Living with you has... changed my life.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 14
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 15
I mean, that was a very nice gesture.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 16
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 17
There are men here, and they're watching me.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 18
He's just...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 19
quickly, and you wouldn't have to be embarrassed about being
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 20
screams, and hollers?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 21
You don't think it's the chair?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 22
Maybe this George Washington will make it come here faster.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 23
And they wanted me to relay to you that it's our most expensive bottle.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 24
I'll tell you what.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 25
What are you doing?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 26
Look... can you just let it go, Frank?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 27
What do you mean by that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 28
Eh, they didn't make me a janitor; there was a... Mm?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 29
Hi, ma'am. Sorry to bug you again.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 30
Take the chair, but I tell you what, when you're over there?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 31
"Oh, no, I-I would lose my job.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 33
I mean, I cannot find a single flat spot in this entire restaurant.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 34
I wore two colognes.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 35
about, which is an issue that has been weighing on me, so I'm
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 36
Okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 37
What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 38
Oh, for... Okay, okay, okay, man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 39
and blew everybody's tits off?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 40
courage was... because I knew if I failed, you would...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 41
You see this white, beautiful drink?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 42
Yeah. They don't know how to pay tribute.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 43
Cheers.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 44
That time has passed.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 45
I used to date a troop.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 46
He's the kind of man who knows exactly who he is.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 47
Or to a life filled with rats.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 48
And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later,
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 49
here to catch me if I faltered.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 50
'Cause you are the wind Beneath my wings. ♪

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 2
Have you seen them do anything to acknowledge us?
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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 3
Jesus Christ, just, you know, glance around the room a little
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 4
It's a good table.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 5
No, I... Look, let's-let's keep things light; I don't want to get all heavy.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 6
Oh, but now I feel like... you're sitting so far away from me.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 7
Dennis, it's not like your chair's gonna catch on fire.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 8
This is Gugino's.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 9
Okay.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 10
Just go get the wine.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 11
Charlie, I am the oldest one in the group.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 12
Listen. I prepared a few words for the evening.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 13
Living with you has... changed my life.
#13
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I mean, that was a very nice gesture.
#15
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There are men here, and they're watching me.
#17
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He's just...
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 19
quickly, and you wouldn't have to be embarrassed about being
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 20
screams, and hollers?
#20
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 21
You don't think it's the chair?
#21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 22
Maybe this George Washington will make it come here faster.
#22
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 23
And they wanted me to relay to you that it's our most expensive bottle.
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 24
I'll tell you what.
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 25
What are you doing?
#25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 26
Look... can you just let it go, Frank?
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 27
What do you mean by that?
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 28
Eh, they didn't make me a janitor; there was a... Mm?
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 29
Hi, ma'am. Sorry to bug you again.
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 30
Take the chair, but I tell you what, when you're over there?
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 31
"Oh, no, I-I would lose my job.
#31
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I mean, I cannot find a single flat spot in this entire restaurant.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 34
I wore two colognes.
#34
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 35
about, which is an issue that has been weighing on me, so I'm
#35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 36
Okay?
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 37
What?
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 38
Oh, for... Okay, okay, okay, man.
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 39
and blew everybody's tits off?
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 40
courage was... because I knew if I failed, you would...
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 41
You see this white, beautiful drink?
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 42
Yeah. They don't know how to pay tribute.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 43
Cheers.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 44
That time has passed.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 45
I used to date a troop.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 46
He's the kind of man who knows exactly who he is.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 47
Or to a life filled with rats.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 48
And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later,
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 49
here to catch me if I faltered.
#49
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'Cause you are the wind Beneath my wings. ♪
#50