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Season 5  "Waiting for the Miracle"  5x4

Aired 12 years ago - Jan 29, 2012

Hank receives an unwelcome surprise in the form of Carrie, ex-girlfriend and arsonist that he's forced to invite along when Karen and Becca show up to invite him to a dinner party. Stu, Marcy and Bates' talk of sexual proclivities leaves the Moodys searching for the nearest exit, but the party gets even more out of control when Carrie has a realization about Hank. Meanwhile, Charlie goes on a blind date with Mary, a "nice girl" who's more than a little inexperienced.

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Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 1
- That's crazy. - Mm-hm.
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I never know if we're speaking metaphorically or not,
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- So it could be a while. - Okay, listen, listen, listen.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. - My heart is hungry.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
- Oh, famous? - In some circles.
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Yes--yes, she's seen some shit.
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other writers' successes.
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Oh, yeah, they're not really friends.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
We have fun. We're so good together, Hank.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
I think I might be going straight to Blowjob City.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
Hi, you must be Carrie.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
- The worst. - I could stay home.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
I was trying to talk you up, not have you arrested.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
to the bravest, most erotic book
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
- So Carrie, I have to ask. - Yes, Karen.
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or the environment or-- and then, maybe, you know,
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
I was borderline frigid, actually.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
Will you save room for me?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
Dildo, perhaps.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
That's what I would say.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
having one's prostate stimulated.
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not comfortable with.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
Sword fights, perhaps?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
That incredibly awkward silence.
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in a long time.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
Awesome! Books! Excellent topic.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
I think it's a little something they call...
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
- Ew! - What's wrong with you?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
Sex should have a very strict three-act structure.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
- Or in that bedroom. - I gotta say something.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
- Mm. - Mm--Charlie.
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Ever?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
I've been sitting around waiting for Mr. Right
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Okay, well, I understand
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
to collect my hymen and I shall bequeath it to you!
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- I'm--I'm sorry. - Ugh.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
That's it?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
- I agree. I agree. I agree. - Uh.
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and texted him back.
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- That's fucked up. - No, you know what's fucked up?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
Oh, I hear you, dick.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
Actually, it's kind of hilarious.
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But you, you have-- you have nothing.
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you were always honest with me,
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Mm.
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Took me back to some of our greatest hits.
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But I don't want you to be lonely.

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Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
I never know if we're speaking metaphorically or not,
#2
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
- So it could be a while. - Okay, listen, listen, listen.
#3
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. - My heart is hungry.
#4
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
- Oh, famous? - In some circles.
#5
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Yes--yes, she's seen some shit.
#6
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other writers' successes.
#7
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
Oh, yeah, they're not really friends.
#8
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
We have fun. We're so good together, Hank.
#9
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
I think I might be going straight to Blowjob City.
#10
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
Hi, you must be Carrie.
#11
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
- The worst. - I could stay home.
#12
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
I was trying to talk you up, not have you arrested.
#13
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
to the bravest, most erotic book
#14
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
- So Carrie, I have to ask. - Yes, Karen.
#15
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or the environment or-- and then, maybe, you know,
#16
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
I was borderline frigid, actually.
#17
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Will you save room for me?
#18
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Dildo, perhaps.
#19
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That's what I would say.
#20
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having one's prostate stimulated.
#21
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not comfortable with.
#22
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Sword fights, perhaps?
#23
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That incredibly awkward silence.
#24
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in a long time.
#25
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Awesome! Books! Excellent topic.
#27
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
I think it's a little something they call...
#28
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
- Ew! - What's wrong with you?
#29
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
Sex should have a very strict three-act structure.
#30
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
- Or in that bedroom. - I gotta say something.
#31
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
- Mm. - Mm--Charlie.
#32
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Ever?
#33
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I've been sitting around waiting for Mr. Right
#34
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
Okay, well, I understand
#35
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to collect my hymen and I shall bequeath it to you!
#37
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- I'm--I'm sorry. - Ugh.
#38
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That's it?
#40
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- I agree. I agree. I agree. - Uh.
#41
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and texted him back.
#42
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- That's fucked up. - No, you know what's fucked up?
#43
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
Oh, I hear you, dick.
#44
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Actually, it's kind of hilarious.
#45
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
But you, you have-- you have nothing.
#46
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
you were always honest with me,
#47
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Mm.
#48
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
Took me back to some of our greatest hits.
#49
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
But I don't want you to be lonely.
#50