S5 E11
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Season 5  "The Party"  5x11

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 25, 2012

Hank overstays his welcome at the house of Karen and Richard and hits the road with one last stop at Malibar, where he runs into Lizzie, who uses her newly acquired acting chops to lure him back to the Runkle Manor. Once there, Hank is surprised by everyone he loves and loathes: Karen, Becca, Charlie, Marcy, Stu, Richard and his creepy sponsor, Gabriel. Even Sam and Kali show up, but it's not a party until someone gets hurt and luckily for these partygoers, Hank has it in him for one final run-in with Tyler.

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Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 1
So you ready to come back to me yet?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
Well, maybe you should realize my limitations
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
And Lizzie gave Stu a blowie in exchange for a role
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
Be gone with you.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Oh.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
Whatever. Shit happens.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
- and wetting our whistles there? - What about Charlie?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
Oh, dear.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Everyone I love and loathe all in one room.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
It's always the same thing, you know,
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
I mean, I appreciate you coming to the send-off and all,
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
That's what I was doing, and he kicked me out for it.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
- Here, motherfucker. - No, no, no, no.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
- Man, we good, right? - I don't know, Sam.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
But I had to improvise around that pretentious shit
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
All right. Good for you, man.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
- Wow. - Enjoying your par-tay?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
We're just talking here.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
I thought it was a blow job--
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
Ugh.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
But I'm sure it'll work itself out, you know.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
Life's so much more interesting when you're around.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
- Oh. - Can I join?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
Do you hear how sexually frustrated I am?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
that I've been such a freak about everything.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
- K-i-s-s-i-n-g. - You're so sweet, Charlie.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
If you would be willing to not blow anyone but me,
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
At the end?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
We play all kinds of crazy fucking sex games
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
You want to fuck? Let's fuck.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
Don't stare.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
Oh.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
Boring right now sounds like the south of France to me.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
Well, you were just totally sincere.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
Okay, what can I say?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
I'm all raw and churned up inside.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
And don't get any weird ideas.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
I wanted to get some fresh air.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Come on.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
and just run down the street naked.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
I've heard that before. It doesn't end well.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
And then you'd be in a world of conflicted emotional shit.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
Maybe that was just you.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
Stop.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
Then after that shit, I hit that bitch

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Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
Well, maybe you should realize my limitations
#2
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
And Lizzie gave Stu a blowie in exchange for a role
#3
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
Be gone with you.
#4
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Oh.
#5
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
Whatever. Shit happens.
#6
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
- and wetting our whistles there? - What about Charlie?
#7
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
Oh, dear.
#8
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Everyone I love and loathe all in one room.
#9
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10 #10 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
It's always the same thing, you know,
#11
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
I mean, I appreciate you coming to the send-off and all,
#12
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
That's what I was doing, and he kicked me out for it.
#13
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
- Here, motherfucker. - No, no, no, no.
#14
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
- Man, we good, right? - I don't know, Sam.
#15
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
But I had to improvise around that pretentious shit
#16
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
All right. Good for you, man.
#17
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
- Wow. - Enjoying your par-tay?
#18
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
We're just talking here.
#19
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
I thought it was a blow job--
#20
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
Ugh.
#21
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
But I'm sure it'll work itself out, you know.
#22
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
Life's so much more interesting when you're around.
#23
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
- Oh. - Can I join?
#24
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
Do you hear how sexually frustrated I am?
#25
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
that I've been such a freak about everything.
#26
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
- K-i-s-s-i-n-g. - You're so sweet, Charlie.
#27
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
If you would be willing to not blow anyone but me,
#28
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
At the end?
#29
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30 #30 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
We play all kinds of crazy fucking sex games
#31
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
You want to fuck? Let's fuck.
#32
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
Don't stare.
#33
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34 #34 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
Oh.
#35
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
Boring right now sounds like the south of France to me.
#36
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
Well, you were just totally sincere.
#37
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38 #38 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
Okay, what can I say?
#39
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
I'm all raw and churned up inside.
#40
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41 #41 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
And don't get any weird ideas.
#42
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
I wanted to get some fresh air.
#43
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Come on.
#44
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
and just run down the street naked.
#45
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
I've heard that before. It doesn't end well.
#46
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
And then you'd be in a world of conflicted emotional shit.
#47
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
Maybe that was just you.
#48
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
Stop.
#49
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
Then after that shit, I hit that bitch
#50