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Season 5  "The Way of the Fist"  5x2

Aired 12 years ago - Jan 15, 2012

Hank passes on writing Samurai Apocalypse's new movie but Sam won't take no for an answer and drags Hank to a meeting with director Peter Berg, where they discover that Hank and Peter have shared more than just a love of the written word. Sam takes it on himself to get rid of Tyler, which makes things worse between Hank and Becca. Co-parents Charlie, Marcy and Stu have their hands full when Little Stuart exposes himself to a preschool classmate, and Charlie takes it upon himself to mend fences with the offended girl's attractive mother.

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Oh, no.
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What are you doin' over there?
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Made you look.
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Well, you can,
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You're right.
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Dad, during your tenure as a college professor,
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- You already have one. - That she does.
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and samurai swords.
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and had these delicious little smoochable cupcake babies.
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No, no, it-it's not the money. I just don't want to.
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Nigger, you don't be fuckin' the same kind of crazy pussy
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why you want to be in the Apocalypse business, man.
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and he was manipulating it.
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Perhaps an apology.
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Are you gonna be paying their salary?
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All right, how am I supposed to know?
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- No. - Little dap?
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I feel like we're about to roll into the Warsaw ghetto.
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Lookin' good, man. Concrete, concrete, baby.
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Nah, he's with me, yo. He's gonna be writin' my shit.
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I'm gonna go drop some heat. Y'all chop it up, a'ight?
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Oh really? You're no threat to me?
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which actually I still have.
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She actually made me reconsider all the fucked up shit I'd done
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For years, I've been tormented by the image of my girl,
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Aw, man, I'll kill that motherfucker that touch my girl.
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Hello, Ava.
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Ava's cried herself to sleep every night since the incident.
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Actually, uh, he's kind of a bully, in fact.
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It's just shitty fuckin' luck.
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Check this shit--
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I ain't got no fuckin' medical!
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I don't want to take Ava out of broken arrow.
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My...
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What's it like...
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Hey, are you lookin' for a new gig?
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What do you think?
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So what's this gonna be?
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Hank. What's up, man?
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Is she aware of how loose this arrangement is?
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