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Season 5  "At the Movies"  5x9

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 11, 2012

On the first day of production on Hank Moody's latest movie "Santa Monica Cop," Stu has brought back his "F--king and Punching" director in hopes of creating a cinematic masterpiece, but Hank's rendezvous with the film's leading lady puts his relationship with Sam in jeopardy. Luckily for Hank, Stu and the production's crew, Charlie has a backup plan.

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Oh, shit. That's right. I forgot.
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I told you it was stupid.
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Sorkin passed, but he's a fan.
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You know, I think this is brilliant, Sam.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Me and my boys are gonna go smoke some fucking weed,
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
Usually, you're forged of iron.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
- without conflict? - Absolutely...
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Oh, um...
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
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You've got to let the cash be your laxative, Hank.
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- I-I'm just the writer. - And I'm just the girl.
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but you don't have to show them to me.
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and you're appealing to my subversive nobility.
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Just saying.
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You don't think it's appropriate,
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Who else are you meeting with?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
then I might as well take off.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
Good luck with all the dress-up and the make-believe.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
of teenage boys with those pound puppies.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
This is like some serious merchant ivory shit here.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
I cast her, you fucking prick.
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She can blow whoever she wants.
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I think I'll be fine.
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- I got this one idea where-- - You know what?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
who are genuinely excited about being in business with me.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
You're weird, dude.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Do you see that guy in there?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
You're kidding me, right?
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
♪ run away from you, oh ♪
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
I aim to please. That's awesome.
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which I think is probably a good thing.
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You don't want to do this, not over a silly blow job.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
Yo, jestering is a noble profession, Hank.
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♪ whoo ♪
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry if I did anything to endanger your face.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
This bitch's got my heart ping-ponging back and forth,
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
Normally, I would pistol-whip a motherfucker
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Ahh.
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
He slapped me in the face with it.
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who would allow himself to be humiliated like that.
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Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
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It's better if it looks like you took advantage of me.
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I'll be in touch.

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I told you it was stupid.
#5
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Sorkin passed, but he's a fan.
#6
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
You know, I think this is brilliant, Sam.
#7
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
Me and my boys are gonna go smoke some fucking weed,
#8
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Usually, you're forged of iron.
#10
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- without conflict? - Absolutely...
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Oh, um...
#12
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You've got to let the cash be your laxative, Hank.
#14
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- I-I'm just the writer. - And I'm just the girl.
#15
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but you don't have to show them to me.
#16
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and you're appealing to my subversive nobility.
#17
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Just saying.
#18
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You don't think it's appropriate,
#19
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Who else are you meeting with?
#20
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then I might as well take off.
#21
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Good luck with all the dress-up and the make-believe.
#22
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of teenage boys with those pound puppies.
#23
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This is like some serious merchant ivory shit here.
#24
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I cast her, you fucking prick.
#25
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She can blow whoever she wants.
#26
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I think I'll be fine.
#28
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- I got this one idea where-- - You know what?
#29
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who are genuinely excited about being in business with me.
#30
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You're weird, dude.
#31
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Do you see that guy in there?
#32
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You're kidding me, right?
#33
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♪ run away from you, oh ♪
#34
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I aim to please. That's awesome.
#35
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which I think is probably a good thing.
#36
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You don't want to do this, not over a silly blow job.
#37
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Yo, jestering is a noble profession, Hank.
#38
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♪ whoo ♪
#39
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I'm sorry.
#40
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I'm sorry if I did anything to endanger your face.
#43
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This bitch's got my heart ping-ponging back and forth,
#44
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Normally, I would pistol-whip a motherfucker
#45
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Ahh.
#46
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
He slapped me in the face with it.
#47
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who would allow himself to be humiliated like that.
#48
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
#49
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It's better if it looks like you took advantage of me.
#50
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I'll be in touch.
#51