S5 E8
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Season 5  "Raw"  5x8

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 04, 2012

Hank is stuck reading Tyler's screenplay but discovers some talent under that head of hair, even though the script appears to be disturbingly autobiographical account of the author's relationship with Becca. Charlie and Lizzie's love quadrangle with Stu and Marcy heats up, but when their bedroom games hit too close to home for Charlie, it may be off to therapy for all four of them.

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It's also disgusting, actually.
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I'm glad you still find time to emasculate me
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How the fuck did that happen?
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Today's family day.
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Well, for one, it's very dirty.
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A father sure can hope.
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I got his address. Look, right here.
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Baby, he just brings it out in me.
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about using sex as a weapon.
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I don't like this thing with these stones.
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Yeah, you should go.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Did you read Tyler's script?
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Look, I know where this is going.
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He--he can't scratch that itch?
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Okay, all right.
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I'm gonna beat the fuckin' bi out of you
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but between my shitty car, acting lessons,
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God, I'm so hard right now.
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What do you wanna play?
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Yeah, I was sorry to see your bald husband's in a wheelchair.
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- Oh, my. Oh, my God. - Yep.
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with them growing up, these kids,
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I-I think I'd rather see crime scene photos.
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because if the screams that are coming from that room
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But I don't wanna end up in The Big Book of Cocks.
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I can't believe that you fucked your son's nanny.
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And I play the boss who comes to console you,
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Lizzie, I'm sorry about objectifying you there,
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Once it's out, it's just-- it--it...it's out.
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in which his ex-wife is now sharing with her new husband.
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Do you want me to go check on him or am I fired?
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And then you hand me a script
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that I'd get to meet you at some point, you know?
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Yeah, actually.
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and I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
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Well, Richard came clean about the whole stripper thing, and...
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Thank you. Thank you.
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