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Season 5  "Boys & Girls"  5x3

Aired 12 years ago - Jan 22, 2012

Hank hands a completed draft of "Santa Monica Cop" over to Samurai Apocalypse, but he still finds himself stuck in L.A. when he's asked to take Kali, his "acquaintance" from the flight to Los Angles, out for a night on the town. Tyler crashes at Karen and Becca's house while he recovers from his injuries. Charlie is rescued from a serious parental crisis by Stuart's nanny, Lizzie.

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It's what that pansy-ass little pussy fart
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Oh...
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Well, yeah, but you think everyone's an asshole.
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Yeah...
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Karen, is dinner ready yet?
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Aww!
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Mm.
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skullduggerous little manwhore.
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Little baby Einstein, perhaps. Who knows.
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Right, right.
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When girls were magical creatures who didn't go ATM.
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Hey, what's the matter, huh?
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Oh, no. Ohhhhh!
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I'm excited to read this shit, yo.
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No, no, no, I gotta run. I gotta go.
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Or is she just hot beyond logic and reason?
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I do like when a girl come home from a club, though.
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- I gotta run. - Look, look...
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And your fuckin' penis.
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Hmm.
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♪ I need you I need you ♪
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Don't look like that and talk like that.
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Oh yeah, laugh. Laugh at the torso guy.
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'Cause I might have to put hands on you.
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You know, it's not like we're exclusive to each other.
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Hold my purse.
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I also have a failed marriage,
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You're insane.
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to finger banging in a matter of seconds.
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No, I mean you could get an infection.
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Hey, who's this clown?
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- Gladly. - No, no, no.
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Broseph--yeah, yeah, of course, everyone does.
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You see that? What'd I tell you?
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Say what you want, but this is where dreams come true.
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I don't think you have anything to worry about.
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- Maybe just one. - Oh, yes. Of course.
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Yeah, well you seemed like you were really relaxed.
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Kind of limited, boring white guy.
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- Ha ha ha. - I'm in character.
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