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Season 5  "Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be"  5x12

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 01, 2012

Hank discovers the bartender at a local watering hole is his late friend Lew Ashby and wonders if he's in Hell. Richard makes a startling announcement about Hank and Karen. Hank tries to make things right with Becca, but her news about Tyler leaves him stunned. On the set of "Santa Monica Cop," Sam's jealousy and fondness for firearms give Charlie an opportunity to show how much he loves his best friend and number-one client; Hank's arsonist ex-girlfriend surprises him with a way for them to be together forever.

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Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
So what's going on?
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
And I'm a wild animal.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
But I can no longer be your husband.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
Listen...
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
in the blink of a fucking eye.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
man, it's just a way to keep her at arm's length.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
- Okay, okay, I got it. - No, no.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
We pack a bag, and we drive to the airport.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
Here, tonight, have dinner with me...
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
but I also need a little one too.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Your work is done, dad. I am who I am.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
Ha, you're funny.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I said yes.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
- I want to tell her myself. - All right.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
So what happened?
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
Oh, thank God.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
with their tight pussies and their perfect tits.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
That's so good. You're talking!
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
I know, right? Here, you're too upset.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
And I've got a fucking actor who won't come out of his trailer?
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
Listen, this is a producer-driven medium,
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
You didn't have to cause such a ruckus.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
Now I gotta fucking kill that little cracker, man.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Exactly. And I can be pushed to the brink, man.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
I still think I should ice that motherfucker.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
that stupid fucking marriage proposal, you hear me?
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
wording to the wise.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
One...
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
We working here.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
Yo, I gotta bring down the fucking apocalypse
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Don't worry, Tyler. It's a fake gun.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
But I did. I didn't mean to.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
it's hard not to want to do it again, right?
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Yeah, but both times I accused y'all of fucking,
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
What, you gonna fucking videotape my shit
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Oh, God, I'm knockin' on heaven's door here.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
I am so sorry! I love you so much!
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
♪ radiance swallowed in light ♪
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
No, no, you tell him yourself.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
That little mutant needs a father more than ever now.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Oh, oh, oh, a-and wait.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
No, it's just little old me.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Oh, well, I'm--I'm sorry to hear that.
 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
Be honest.

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Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
So what's going on?
#2 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
And I'm a wild animal.
#3 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
But I can no longer be your husband.
#4 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
Listen...
#5 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
in the blink of a fucking eye.
#6 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
man, it's just a way to keep her at arm's length.
#7 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
- Okay, okay, I got it. - No, no.
#8 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9 #9 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10 #10 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
We pack a bag, and we drive to the airport.
#11 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
Here, tonight, have dinner with me...
#12 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
but I also need a little one too.
#13 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Your work is done, dad. I am who I am.
#14 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
Ha, you're funny.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
I said yes.
#16 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
- I want to tell her myself. - All right.
#17 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
So what happened?
#18 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
Oh, thank God.
#19 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
with their tight pussies and their perfect tits.
#20 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
That's so good. You're talking!
#21 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
I know, right? Here, you're too upset.
#22 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
And I've got a fucking actor who won't come out of his trailer?
#23 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
Listen, this is a producer-driven medium,
#24 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
You didn't have to cause such a ruckus.
#25 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
Now I gotta fucking kill that little cracker, man.
#26 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Exactly. And I can be pushed to the brink, man.
#27 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
I still think I should ice that motherfucker.
#28 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29 #29 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
that stupid fucking marriage proposal, you hear me?
#30 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
wording to the wise.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
One...
#32 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
We working here.
#33 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
Yo, I gotta bring down the fucking apocalypse
#34 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Don't worry, Tyler. It's a fake gun.
#35 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
But I did. I didn't mean to.
#36 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
it's hard not to want to do it again, right?
#37 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Yeah, but both times I accused y'all of fucking,
#38 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
What, you gonna fucking videotape my shit
#39 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Oh, God, I'm knockin' on heaven's door here.
#40 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
I am so sorry! I love you so much!
#42 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
♪ radiance swallowed in light ♪
#43 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
No, no, you tell him yourself.
#44 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
That little mutant needs a father more than ever now.
#45 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Oh, oh, oh, a-and wait.
#46 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47 #47 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
No, it's just little old me.
#48 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Oh, well, I'm--I'm sorry to hear that.
#49 Recap of Californication Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
Be honest.
#50