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Aired 17 years ago - Nov 17, 2002

Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind. MORE -LESS

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I was with her. What do you want?
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who find that men who enhance their appearance
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You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Let's go.
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I think you got a strong proclivity for fat people.
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- Okay, so I do, so what? - I just want you to notice.
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what just happened, we have no chef. This just stinks.
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Oh, oh dear, aw, look at that.
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You've already got kind of a head start, actually.
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I wouldn't dare.
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All right, Larry David. I'm coming to your restaurant next week.
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- What do you want me to do? - So big deal.
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We are in a big muck. We don't have a chef.
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I'll apologize. It's not gonna...
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except I don't really have any hands to shake, you know?
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Why not?
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Well, in any event, it's a shame
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As a matter of fact, he's out here now. He's weighing offers.
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It's spaghetti with marinara sauce and some cheese.
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Let's make this happen. Okay? Come on.
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I can't stand capers either. I don't like them.
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Yeah, let's crack open a bottle of the good stuff.
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It's right on the way, don't worry about it.
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What's the deal here? Are we even moving?
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- Hey! - Oh my God.
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Hello, yes, I'd like the number of Glen-Rock...
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I said I'm stuck in your car wash!
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- but Susie's never gonna believe this. - Well, whatever, you know.
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No olives. I'm sorry...
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The joke's on us 'cause we need to find another chef.
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- We can't fire him. - Why?
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He's gonna be right there, cursing up a storm.
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Well, maybe he won't curse tonight.
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Listen, can I just tell you, before we even get there,
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- Not bad. - Not bad.
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I am very impressed.
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Eat your heart out, Ted Danson. That's all I have to say.
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Actually, I'm quite upset. I'm very upset.
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Aired 17 years ago - Nov 10, 2002

Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes amends with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to reconcile with Cheryl's family after ruining their nativity scene.

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My parents are coming. We're celebrating Christmas.
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Did you tip anybody yet for Christmas?
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- Mr. Larry not home. Okay, okay. - Yes, exactly. Thank you.
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Usted eres muy amable. Very kind.
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So I heard that you were at the...
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It's Bon-no. But, you know what?
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- It's not gonna end there. - I've never had a tree in my life.
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But she found the phone bill. I told her it was you, okay?
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- It's so great when you come. - Aw, here's the keys.
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I was calling my housekeeper Dora.
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- No, we're not. - No, we're not.
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I think I tipped that guy twice.
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but, you know, I was going around giving out my Christmas...
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it was twice.
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You're here. What do you think, you like it?
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You know what? I think I'm gonna give her my grandfather's tallis.
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Oh, this doesn't have a hook.
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for telling people where you go.
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- At the club. - What waiter?
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Oh, honey, it would mean so much to her.
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'Cause she told my wife that you said that.
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when we're gonna run out of soy milk.
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I see that, I notice the folding.
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soy milk.
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No, claro que no. Mira, si te regala algo,
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- Looky, looky. - Hey, hi, Sammy.
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- Jeff. - Hey, Chris, how you doing?
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I apologize.
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To Bethlehem
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Jesus to Thee be all glory...
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O come let us adore Him...
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- I'm sorry. - Yeah.
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I'll kill him!
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We don't have a Nativity scene in my house. We had one, but I ate it.
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Oh, great, a donation for the church would be a capital thing.
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Okay, $500, fine. I'll give you $500.
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Beautiful. Well, this is fantastic.
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- Find out where we put the manger... - Joseph?
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Okay. I thought we would...
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Thank you, Joseph. Thank you, Mary,
Aired 17 years ago - Nov 03, 2002

Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, Crazy-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.

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I would change the "motherfucker" to "bitch."
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I'm a little... I like it, I like it,
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- Really? - I can't live without that shit.
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All right, nice to see you. Give me some.
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- Amazing. - Hold on. I got the script for you.
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You don't need to walk me around...
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Quite a character. Loves the ladies.
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What do you mean?
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Oh my God.
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That's a nice scenario for me. So, do me a favor...
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I want to live, I want to have both legs.
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The wardrobe people wanted you to bring the jacket.
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All right, you know what?
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I'll pop 'em today and be done with it.
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I didn't know you were gonna need it.
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Actually, that's the last one we've got.
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I'll tell you what, I'll fold that up for you
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I've got it.
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How many people come in here and fold a sweater?
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Thanks a lot, have a good day.
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There is something I have to tell you.
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"Krazee-Eyez."
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Okay, all right, thank you.
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- Is that right? - Yeah... thanks, Krazee.
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You got some chairs and shit.
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The bed's a lot smaller than I would have thought.
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Watch this shit. Yo, Delicious!
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You want to try it on? Go try it on, I don't give a shit.
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Fuck it, I don't need it. I got plenty of shit right here.
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- You all right? - Yeah, I'm gonna sneeze, but thank you.
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Hi, Barbara.
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Cheating. I know. He's fucking around, Larry.
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Heard from who?
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- And you..."Oh, I don't want"... - "I don't want to dance with my wife."
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- That's a good idea. - What am I, a deterrent?
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Have you ever seen the look on a widow's face
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you didn't tell her, right? Wanda?
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- Boy, that guy. - That guy?!
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- That's all I said. - You think that's appropriate talk
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I know you said something, motherfucker.
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How you gonna throw the jacket at me?
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Hey, Larry. Hi, how are you?
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- What happened? - The beige one. My wife threw it out.
Aired 17 years ago - Oct 27, 2002

Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, "When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?" Meanwhile, Jeff's return home is ruined by his allergy to the family's corpse-sniffing German Shepherd, but his daughter Sammy refuses to give away the dog. Concerned about his agent's welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog. MORE -LESS

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 20, 2002

Larry's mother dies while he's shooting a film in New York City, but he doesn't find out until he returns to Los Angeles two days after the funeral. Once he's past the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an excuse to avoid a number of unsavory invitations. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of taking back his meditation mantra, and Larry plots to relocate his mother's body at the cemetery. MORE -LESS

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 13, 2002

A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry's friends. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Mindy Reiser, wife of actor Paul Reiser, during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works.

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It is so generous of you guys to open your house to this benefit.
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She has never... she's never said.
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- Oh, that was good. - That was great.
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I could've at least asked about the perfume store.
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Oh, my God, you're so serious.
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But you know, you my girl, I had to tell you.
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- Yeah, get out of here. - This weekend there's a big...
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You're my friend, I had to tell you.
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I talked the Braudys into having it at their house.
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I could go golfing at Pebble Beach, maybe?
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very difficult at first, I'm sure.
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Hey, Mindy.
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And he has it from the highest possible source
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Mindy, your life is in danger. Get out of here.
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Okay, she lives in Orange County. She's kind of far away.
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Where are you and Cheryl going?
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risking your lives for something like this.
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I can't thank you enough. You are an amazing person.
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You'll like these. This is aftershave.
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To kind of... apologize for the other night.
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Hello?
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This is crazy, to hang around here. What for?
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- 'Cause she heard...? - Apparently the word kind of spread.
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She said don't cause a panic, don't tell people.
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- I don't know! - She has a big mouth!
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I know what you do every time the check comes...
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Invite the Reisers, not the Braudys.
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It's fun. You should think about it.
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Hey, Larry, how come you never told me?
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- You could've given me a hint. - Next time, I'll tell you.
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I've taken your laundry and dry cleaning.
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But my God, it was a huge inconvenience for us.
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What happened with you? How did the NRDC thing go?
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- Oh, that's terrible... - Hey, it's Martin Short.
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It's ranges that go high and then go very low.
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Well, let me try one more time.
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Me too, I've been urinating all day.
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Okay, see you later.
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Sure, I understand. Ever want to unburden yourself,
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- No, you're good? - Yeah.
Aired 17 years ago - Oct 06, 2002

Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a "nanny from hell" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a "penis faux pas" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartlett's Quotations.

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- and we'd have a good time. - You and your wife would have sex?
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Where are we gonna buy our bread? Our favorite bakery.
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Nobody's gonna eat that.
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That doesn't mean it's not good.
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I don't know. Anyway, where's the bathroom?
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Sorry, I can't. Outside sandbox only.
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- I don't want any trouble. - There's no trouble, don't worry.
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Do you know what I'd do if I had to go? Sprint and run her over.
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Honestly, it's huge.
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Gee.
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Direct it right to me.
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Number one, this lunch is on me.
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And at the pool party I told him about your special.
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- "Alsace," whatever. - He doesn't want to work with us.
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We basically stopped looking after we got Randy.
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I'm trying to be part of this thing.
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We need to take responsibility for getting a chef.
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to be thinking about stuff like this as a side dish.
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to a recording contract?
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It was a little rude on their part, I thought.
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You could say my wife has nice tits as long as it's complimentary.
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Hi.
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and made his way into the main house.
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No, I don't "dime," I didn't dime.
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Your home is big.
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Ahem... well...
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It's huge!
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- They need them. - Yeah.
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I don't know what she thinks.
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She tells me she likes to pet horses.
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Susie's pregnant. Their nanny just left.
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This is a win-win situation. Win-win.
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How many sponge-cakes do you have left?
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What are you doing?
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He needs this many? This is ridiculous.
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...never going to be made again, this is it.
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- I didn't tell you... - Yes, you did.
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No, they see it in their private homes.
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- I broached the subject. - Why would you do that?
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- Don't worry, we'll call. - Should I go?
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Because he fired his nanny. He doesn't have a nanny.
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- I hate this show. - It's a grown-up show.
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- I want to go home. - As soon as it's over, we'll go home.
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I wouldn't have had to fire her if some asshole didn't bribe her.
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Superstition... she was right, you never should have told me.
Aired 17 years ago - Sep 29, 2002

Dismayed in part over the peanut incident, Randy quits his job at the restaurant, and Larry, Jeff and Ted must search for a new chef. Ted suggests they audition his personal chef, but at dinner Larry feels the food "just wasn't that good" and rejects the candidate. Meanwhile, Larry accuses his wife Cheryl of having a crush on a tennis-playing cast member of "Tony n' Tina's Wedding"; a couple refuse Larry's wedding gift because it's more than a year late; and a saleswoman becomes convinced that Larry is stalking her as revenge for her being too aggressive. MORE -LESS

Aired 17 years ago - Sep 22, 2002

Nearly five years after the rest of the world, Larry discovers cell phones. Using his new toy, he calls Cheryl and asks her to tell Randy, the chef at Larry's new restaurant, to omit peanuts from the dinner that night because Richard Lewis's girlfriend Deborah is allergic to them. But bad phone reception prevents Cheryl from hearing the message, and Deborah gets sick. A practicing Christian Scientist, Deborah refuses to take medicine to clear up the hives on her face. Richard will not be seen with her at the Emmy Awards that night, so he and Larry concoct a plan to bake a batch of Benadryl-laced brownies for Deborah to eat. The ruse fails, and that night on national TV, the Davids see Joan Rivers lambasting Richard and his none-too-attractive date on the red carpet. MORE -LESS

Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
She's allergic to peanuts, so no peanuts.
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She's got a whole party planned to watch it.
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- Really wonderful, thank you. - Delicious.
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I just...
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Why do you have so many remotes?
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This is ridiculous. You're gonna have to fire Mike.
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So fucking idiotic... you should have one goddamn remote and...
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Let's go upstairs and all get under the covers and sob.
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No, I can't take an aspirin, but, thank you.
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No, you didn't.
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A praying mantis can use that goddamn phone!
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What a shame. We can't even get to watch the special.
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- I'm all over it. Let's go. - Absolutely. Okay.
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All right, that's true, but I kept you around.
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Please don't go there, man. No, be man enough.
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I wish you wouldn't be mad about it.
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Hey, Wanda.
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I know.
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You're welcome to join us afterwards.
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She thinks she can go tomorrow night. You believe this shit?
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That's beside the point. Look at her... she thinks she can go to the awards.
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Pop it in? That's a betrayal of my faith.
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We got all sorts of problems,
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You've gotta be kidding. Believe me,
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we know, Jesus, that You are with us,
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Maybe. Who are they playing?
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- You don't know... - Did you see my girlfriend?
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Take a Benadryl. She'll be better in five minutes.
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- Why don't you take her? - What do we do? You gotta help me out.
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I've got news for you. Even if she got better,
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He's a good boy. This is Oscar.
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Actually, this may sound a little strange,
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He stole brownies out of the mouth of his baby.
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Susie, Susie, Susie. Look who you're talking to here.
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It's not definite. The point is, I'm telling you,
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I just told you I'm gonna lose a ball!
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Aren't you guys supposed to be going to the Emmys tomorrow night?
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Tell her the truth. You're embarrassed to be seen with her,
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- How can we...? - I can't bake.
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It's grotesque. It's like she should be in a carnival on Coney Island,
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Can you? I've never seen you bake anything, I'm sorry.
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when I give these to her. It would mean a lot to me.
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Brownies. No peanuts.
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You know, they're not quite the same.
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- I know what she baked. - These really suck.
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Okay, wait, Larry actually wrote down...
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Just get in here and fix the damn thing!
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What was that business I saw you... yesterday?
Aired 17 years ago - Sep 15, 2002

Larry and Jeff invest in a restaurant with actor Ted Danson. In lieu of attending his dentist's dinner party, Larry decides to shop for waiters' uniforms, and in the process buys matching shirts for Ted and himself. But after Danson realizes his shirt has a small rip in it, he demotes Larry in The Wizard of Oz scene they're re-enacting for his daughter's birthday party (Larry refuses to switch from the Lion to the Tin Man). At the party, little Jill Danson misses the piƱata and hits Larry in the mouth with her bat. Following an emergency visit to his dentist (who learned why Larry had skipped the dinner party), Larry is left with two abnormally large front teeth and one clean shirt that both he and Ted covet. MORE -LESS

Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
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On Wilshire Boulevard! Yes, of course!
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And we were just wondering.
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I'm just not ready to have a sense of humor about this, you know?
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You ever done anything like this?
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kind of party thing. So, I'm going to do the Scarecrow.
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- What are you gonna do for Dorothy? - What about Cheryl?
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I'll be managing the restaurant. Jim Swenson.
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I will not be giving you people any money if you serve kabobs.
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So, I'm suggesting
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It's English. It's a butler bell.
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- You'll come with me. - I'm with you to keep an eye on things.
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There are tons of people with money.
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but strangers I have no problem with.
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'Cause you can't get sweet potatoes anywhere. Have you noticed that?
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Really? You went shopping?
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I thought that you'd know what that meant.
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for dinner, we'll have to invite him someplace.
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- Yeah. - Yeah?
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- Why? - 'Cause I always ruin my shirts.
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But I can imagine they're all there in their brilliant uniforms.
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No, I wish you did. it sounds like a nice place to hang out.
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It's kind of a trite thing to say to somebody anyway...
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This is the shirt... crisp, clean, beautiful.
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I got you a present.
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I don't even know where this store is.
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All right, how about I give you a gift,
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It just seems like you're taunting Ted.
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Actually, change of plans. I want Jeff to do the Lion.
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No, don't be silly, Larry.
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Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho, and a couple of tra-la-las...
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- Oh, oh, Larry, I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God!
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- But I appreciate it. - Not a problem.
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They're delicious,
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- In the early part of the 20th century. - Here in the...
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I thought that was the Bosc that was the brown.
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Look at that. These are supposed to be temporaries, okay?
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I don't want to have a conversation with you about temporaries.
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The one I bought for Ted, and I bought an extra one, see?
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Let me see.
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It's a crazy game, it's dangerous. I don't know how the Spaniards do it.
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I was thinking, I would like that shirt.
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You still nevertheless didn't accept my gracious gift,
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Once in a lullaby