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Season 3  "Chet's Shirt"  3x1

Aired 17 years ago - Sep 15, 2002

Larry and Jeff invest in a restaurant with actor Ted Danson. In lieu of attending his dentist's dinner party, Larry decides to shop for waiters' uniforms, and in the process buys matching shirts for Ted and himself. But after Danson realizes his shirt has a small rip in it, he demotes Larry in The Wizard of Oz scene they're re-enacting for his daughter's birthday party (Larry refuses to switch from the Lion to the Tin Man). At the party, little Jill Danson misses the piƱata and hits Larry in the mouth with her bat. Following an emergency visit to his dentist (who learned why Larry had skipped the dinner party), Larry is left with two abnormally large front teeth and one clean shirt that both he and Ted covet.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
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On Wilshire Boulevard! Yes, of course!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
And we were just wondering.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
I'm just not ready to have a sense of humor about this, you know?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
You ever done anything like this?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
kind of party thing. So, I'm going to do the Scarecrow.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
- What are you gonna do for Dorothy? - What about Cheryl?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
I'll be managing the restaurant. Jim Swenson.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
I will not be giving you people any money if you serve kabobs.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
So, I'm suggesting
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
It's English. It's a butler bell.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
- You'll come with me. - I'm with you to keep an eye on things.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
There are tons of people with money.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
but strangers I have no problem with.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
'Cause you can't get sweet potatoes anywhere. Have you noticed that?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Really? You went shopping?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
I thought that you'd know what that meant.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
for dinner, we'll have to invite him someplace.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
- Why? - 'Cause I always ruin my shirts.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
But I can imagine they're all there in their brilliant uniforms.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
No, I wish you did. it sounds like a nice place to hang out.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
It's kind of a trite thing to say to somebody anyway...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
This is the shirt... crisp, clean, beautiful.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
I got you a present.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I don't even know where this store is.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
All right, how about I give you a gift,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
It just seems like you're taunting Ted.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Actually, change of plans. I want Jeff to do the Lion.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
No, don't be silly, Larry.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho, and a couple of tra-la-las...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
- Oh, oh, Larry, I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
- But I appreciate it. - Not a problem.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
They're delicious,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
- In the early part of the 20th century. - Here in the...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
I thought that was the Bosc that was the brown.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Look at that. These are supposed to be temporaries, okay?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
I don't want to have a conversation with you about temporaries.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
The one I bought for Ted, and I bought an extra one, see?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Let me see.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
It's a crazy game, it's dangerous. I don't know how the Spaniards do it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
I was thinking, I would like that shirt.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
You still nevertheless didn't accept my gracious gift,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Once in a lullaby

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
On Wilshire Boulevard! Yes, of course!
#2
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
And we were just wondering.
#3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
I'm just not ready to have a sense of humor about this, you know?
#4
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
You ever done anything like this?
#5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
kind of party thing. So, I'm going to do the Scarecrow.
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
- What are you gonna do for Dorothy? - What about Cheryl?
#7
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
I'll be managing the restaurant. Jim Swenson.
#8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
I will not be giving you people any money if you serve kabobs.
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
So, I'm suggesting
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
It's English. It's a butler bell.
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
- You'll come with me. - I'm with you to keep an eye on things.
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
There are tons of people with money.
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
but strangers I have no problem with.
#14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
'Cause you can't get sweet potatoes anywhere. Have you noticed that?
#15
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Really? You went shopping?
#16
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I thought that you'd know what that meant.
#17
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
for dinner, we'll have to invite him someplace.
#18
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- Yeah. - Yeah?
#20
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- Why? - 'Cause I always ruin my shirts.
#21
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But I can imagine they're all there in their brilliant uniforms.
#23
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No, I wish you did. it sounds like a nice place to hang out.
#24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
It's kind of a trite thing to say to somebody anyway...
#25
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This is the shirt... crisp, clean, beautiful.
#27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
I got you a present.
#28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I don't even know where this store is.
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
All right, how about I give you a gift,
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
It just seems like you're taunting Ted.
#31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Actually, change of plans. I want Jeff to do the Lion.
#32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
No, don't be silly, Larry.
#33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho, and a couple of tra-la-las...
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
- Oh, oh, Larry, I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God!
#35
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- But I appreciate it. - Not a problem.
#37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
They're delicious,
#38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
- In the early part of the 20th century. - Here in the...
#39
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
I thought that was the Bosc that was the brown.
#40
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Look at that. These are supposed to be temporaries, okay?
#42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
I don't want to have a conversation with you about temporaries.
#43
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
The one I bought for Ted, and I bought an extra one, see?
#44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Let me see.
#45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
It's a crazy game, it's dangerous. I don't know how the Spaniards do it.
#46
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
I was thinking, I would like that shirt.
#47
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
You still nevertheless didn't accept my gracious gift,
#48
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Once in a lullaby
#50