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The off-kilter, unscripted comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can't seem to do anything right, and, by his standards, neither can anyone else.

Season 1

Aired 19 years ago - Dec 17, 2000

Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in "The Vagina Monologues" when one of the actresses is sick.

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''She's bringing The Vagina Monologues....''
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but you don't have to learn any lines. You can use the script on stage.
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l can't wait to read this, l don't even know what to say to you right now.
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-lt's great to see you. -Good to see you.
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l'm glad l'm seeing you, because l've been thinking about you.
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Yeah, so how do you guys know each other?
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l didn't know how to get in touch. l want to us to get together...
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Why would you do that?
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You were thinking of this woman Lucy the whole time you were--
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That's fair, that's completely legitimate.
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-Don't drink it all at once. -No, l won't.
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-She was in the tornado. -l did an asteroid.
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You're just a big bowl of wrong.
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and l told you about my stepfather, and, what happened?
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Are you sure that you qualify with your stepfather? ls that considered incest?
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l want you to be comfortable, l want you to be okay, so....
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-Thanks, Larry. -So, what's going on?
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Just representation stuff.
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We have total anonymity here.
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Good. On that note, if you'd like to share.
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and the coconut and the cherries.
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arguing about who was gonna stand guard...
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l think that l'll save it for another meeting. l've taken up a lot of time.
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for an idiot like me to ever break up with a woman.
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''And, wow, l'm so hot...
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''and she tells me to always know how to give myself pleasure...
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He was so funny, by the way.
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You have nothing to be worried about. lt's just kind of personal.
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Don't worry. l would never betray you.
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That's horrible, l had no idea.
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He's not....
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You've re-cast already?
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lt was a gift from Cheryl David.
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but she's gonna be laid up for a while, l'm afraid.
Aired 19 years ago - Dec 10, 2000

Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryl's prescription note.

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Fuck, l can't. We're doing something early.
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l'm sorry. l beg your pardon, what?
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Do you see my point?
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l was just trying to be affable.
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-What happened? -l was with Richard Lewis...
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l made a mistake. lt was a stupid thing to say.
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-Let's try something here. -What are you doing?
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My wife's itching, you know....
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Thank you.
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Why, because all those people are still waiting?
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lf you're not in a hurry to get somewhere, why not?
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-You know what? -Sea bass.
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'Cause we had a really nice meeting. You said my resume looked great...
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Why do you have a problem giving somebody like me a job?
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but, somehow, Elaine or Jerry never had any black girlfriends.
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l just hope you have a very nice dinner. Thank you, Mr. Larry David.
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Nice to see you. How you doing? You guys just sitting down?
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-Hi. -Hello.
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l think l gave the maitre d' the prescription.
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-They were folded up, they felt alike! -Didn't he look at it?
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lf you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him.
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''unless they were burned in a fire...
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You'll find it in a trash can, right through those double doors.
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-You want me to get in the can? -lf that's what it takes, Larry, l guess, yeah.
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l could call him and apologize. He could phone in the prescription for us.
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lt's this dermatitis and it's spreading is the problem, Richard.
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-is your friend from.... The dermatologist. -The guy from today? Justin?
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Honey, baby, l'm on the phone.
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She's sick and you're not, how's that?
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He really feels horrible about it, but his wife has this.... What's it called?
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-You'll do that? -Of course, are you kidding?
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-Did you hear that? -Yeah, l did hear it.
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-Please. -''Daddy, l'm not so stupid!''
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That's okay, the best laid plans always will change...
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-Hi, how you doing? -Mrs. David, a pleasure to meet you.
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Larry, this is Professor Roget from Caltech Physics.
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until we came in, so, believe me.... My advice to you, go back, because....
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We're very interested in hearing what you have to say.
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He's in very good shape, this man, by the way. Very good shape.
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''You let him work on you even with the whole affirmative action thing?''
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l think we should be sleeping on the street, eating crumbs, and we should be that way...
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l'm gonna call him. l'm gonna page him.
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lt's the Longs Drugstore on the West Side.
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Now, in terms of this, it's just two quick shots.
Aired 19 years ago - Dec 03, 2000

When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places "beloved c*nt" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.

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We never had this conversation, by the way.
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-He's been very quiet for several days. -That's so sweet.
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l don't even like to drive. And l don't like walking.
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-That'd be really sweet. -l'll write it myself.
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4:00 is the deadline.
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l let my wife know before l go anywhere.
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Let's do this obituary thing, okay? You have a pad?
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-Did very well. -Yeah, that's unusual.
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She's been on the phone all morning with her boyfriend...
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l'm not contributing anything. l'm detracting.
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when he was on his deathbed. He requested me to do five minutes.
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-No, don't you bother, l've got the car. -You don't even know where it is.
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-These are pretty good. -Yeah.
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Did he say anything to you?
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Oh, God, all right, l'm gonna be back in 20 minutes.
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-Okay. -For my friend's mother.
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-Do they sell all that in the same store? -No, l don't believe they do.
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ls that in the same store as the scissor and the scotch tape?
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Excuse me for a second.
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-What is the matter with you? -He's a bad guy, l was doing you a favor!
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You could probably go to a stationery store.
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-They have the paper. -...would they wrap it for me?
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-All right. -Hi! Look who's here.
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-Sunglasses! -Look at those.
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lsn't that nice? How did the obit go?
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Oh, God, Larry.
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-l can't, l have nothing to wear. -l've got lots of stuff for you to wear!
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-Those sunglasses. -Okay, sure.
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All right, look, set the alarm. Do you know how to set the alarm?
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lt's what she thinks, what can l say? Sweet dreams.
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-Did you see what he did? -l explained to her, it was an accident.
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Even when l was dating, l would wait four months...
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l know what it's called.
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l'll see you this evening, thank you.
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The room's paid for through tomorrow. The cards have been run for this evening.
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-Are you going to shoo The Pope out? -Yes, sir.
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Aired 19 years ago - Nov 26, 2000

Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn from behind. Upon hearing this, Larry curses the man behind him, prompting the man to rear-end Jeff's brand new car. Also, Larry and Cheryl hold a dinner party.

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Do me a favor, will you?
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to have people over your house and serve them food and talk to them?
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-We'll make a bet and see. -You already decided you won't.
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Until l moved to Los Angeles, l was never in the same room as a caterer. Ever, once.
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What is it? Did l do something?
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l didn't know that congratulations were in order when you get a new car.
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-lt's personal. -God.
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''Double A, beep, beep, M-C-O.'' Everyone's heard that commercial.
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lt's just been....
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-What's that? -They're moving to, what, Downey?
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Larry, you gotta take this little lady on a cruise.
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-Annie's a little girl, or an adult? -Annie Get Your Gun. lt's not Annie.
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-Nice house you have. -Thank you.
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What?
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-What? -My friend got this '57 Chevy.
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-My God, that's terrible. -Now the car's making a terrible noise.
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-That's fantastic. -l like you, Larry. l like your show, too.
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-Dig in, you heard the man! -Have yourself a good time, all right?
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-May l start with my salad now? -Sure.
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So you're moving to Covina?
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-Okay, l'll make a note of that. -l want some Cohens, some Bernsteins...
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-That's nice. -l know, and then he said grace.
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And guess what?
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l just don't like.... There's no taste to that lndian thing.
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I wanna talk to you about it. I'll be in my office, say, around 12..30.
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Either just say, ''Call me back,'' or tell me why you're feeling weird.
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And l look over, and l see Maggie....
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But now they think l don't want them staying in the guesthouse.
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-What do you make of that? -l don't know.
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-This is stealing. -l know it is.
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Hi, Debbie, it's Cheryl David from last night.
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Larry's gonna come over and pick it up.
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-Where'd that come from? -Sorry about that, there you go.
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Thank you, Carmel. Did you wanna check on the buns out back?
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l bought them last night and somebody took them!
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l thought you wouldn't mind me having some.
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What a racket you've got going.
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l'm one of the few guys in town that can do this.
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Sure.
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Sorry we didn't get a chance to play that running charade.
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-No, it's your house. -l like sitting over there.
Aired 19 years ago - Nov 19, 2000

Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; he's been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larry's house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyer's wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl. MORE -LESS

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l'm finally in the house that Jerry Seinfeld built.
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Let the machine get it, it's okay.
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-l'm a lawyer. -You are?
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-He thinks she's the most talented actress. -She's great.
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lt's so hard to get anything absolutely guaranteed.
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Yeah, we'll do that on the way out.
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Fuck him!
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-What kind of person is that? -He's a fan.
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l've done so much work trying to get this removed--
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-l know. -l should call Jeff and tell him about this.
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Susie, it's Larry. Did l wake you?
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Susie was pretty pissed off. She's really upset.
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You've got me some expensive idiot lawyer, so you can have your wire dropped down.
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The guy's a total prick, he'll do a good job, believe me. Pricks are good.
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He got kicked out of the camp, he wants to stay at my house.
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-That l would love to do. -l would love to do that.
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-Are you by yourself? -No, l'm with Julia.
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l've got a better idea. Hey, brainstorm.
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This is just so outrageous. Do you know this woman?
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Okay, just let me get.... Okay.
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You know, l've got to tell you, l don't have any fucking idea.
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-He's still here. -He's still there?
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-What's going on? -This is so unusual.
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l've never turned a piece of jewelry around this fast.
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-l'm not asking her again, that's it. -Larry, do you not even care about me?
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That you write your ideas down on? l don't know where that is.
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-What time is the cut-off? -10:00. 10 minutes before the cut-off.
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Most people have a 10:00 or 10:30 cut-off.
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Sorry, okay.
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-l made a phone call in that office. -ln my office?
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Bobby, what are you doing? lt's so late. Go on upstairs--
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-l gotta tell him about this. -What's the cut-off on New York?
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'Cause you're a fat, fucking asshole, that's what you are.
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Let me tell you something, Larry. Jeff's computer golf game is gone!
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You're going to get him? Look at you, you're pathetic.
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-l was crazy that night, okay? -You have a 10:00 cut-off, okay.
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-from Russia. -Did he take it?
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lt's gone, you fucking, motherfucking....
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-Are they knocking these things off? -l gotta go. l've got a meeting.
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-How are you doing? -l'm okay.
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Because l can't find my bracelet. You know the bracelet that you like?
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-That's Cheryl's bracelet, Julia. -You keep the bracelet now.
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Because now l'm busy, and l can't talk to you anymore.
Aired 19 years ago - Nov 12, 2000

Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.

Aired 19 years ago - Nov 05, 2000

Cheryl and Larry get into a fight after she returns from a trip and he's too distracted by a game on TV to greet her properly. To make peace, Larry decides to buy her a bracelet at a jewelry store, but isn't allowed in because of his shabby clothes. After bribing a guy to use his cell phone, Larry calls pal Richard Lewis, who arrives to help--except that the store is now closed for lunch. The pair end up helping a blind man move into his apartment, the jewelry store closes for the night, and Richard ends up coveting the same bracelet that Larry wants to buy. MORE -LESS

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She's sarcastic wonderful, or just....
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That's fine.
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and l came home...
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You know, the moment has passed. There's nothing we can do about it now.
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-What are you wearing? -l'm gonna work out later.
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l was watching the football game. She'd been away for four days.
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and it was platinum, it had little diamonds in it.
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Oh, yeah!
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-No. -l wasn't with that guy.
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and if a man answers, hand it back to me, okay?
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L.D.
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-So the bracelet is right in the front. -Right.
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Give me some bread, all right.
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But l'm hungry and we'll come back.
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-Do me one, let me walk. -Okay, please.
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We're already finished, so it doesn't matter.
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What do you mean l give both? What am l supposed to give?
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and you're the first people that have actually stopped.
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to help me move them to the corner, so l don't trip over them.
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-l didn't mean that in a bad way. -No, no.
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-You guys have a lot in common. -There are recovering people who are blind.
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Here it is. Thank you so very much.
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Try to think about my fingers once, will you?
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You know what? The wingback chair would be better.
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Thanks so much. Okay, thanks, all right.
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-Okay, you're happy? You sure? -Yeah.
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What in the name of God am l gonna do with a TV in my room? l'm blind.
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-Richard! -l'm sorry.
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-You weren't doing a very good job of it. -l'm exhausted.
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lt's beautiful.
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ls it true or not that l have more, l don't know, serenity than you?
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Got her some roses. Boy, it's amazing how these roses work.
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They're running, what idiots! Do you believe this team?
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-ls there a game on? -You didn't know that?
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lt's a lot of work for volunteering.
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You can get it tomorrow.
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We'd already made up.
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for five hours, explaining to him why l hung up, and l don't want that.
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Would you mind handing me that sport jacket, please?
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-Excuse me. -Hi.
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-lt was okay. -The service was good?
Aired 19 years ago - Oct 29, 2000

Larry and Cheryl attend the party of a former porn star. Larry must remove all ""belongings"" of Jeff's before his wife finds them.

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-No, l don't wanna go to a porn party. -lt's not a porn party.
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l went in for normal tests, and he said, ''You're not going anywhere.
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l have, seven, eight porn tapes, a couple of magazines, all right?
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-There's porn... -The porn flies everywhere?
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-l appreciate it, you're a great pal. -Good luck. Try not to die.
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We're, like, in the boondocks.
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There's a party, they probably don't hear the phone.
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Wait a second, is that somebody?
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Let me just take a look and l'll steer you.
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But l can make it out.
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l'm looking for Jake's Way. l don't know if l passed it or it's up ahead.
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There's no hostility, there's no anger. Can l just have the paper back?
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lt's quite scenic, don't you think?
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On the driving range the other day? You're the guy from the driving range.
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-Two different things. -lt's a big difference, really.
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l'm old friends with Gil. We've been buddies for a long time.
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-So, 15 minutes. -15 minutes.
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You didn't mention that Miller turns into Jake's Way.
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-lt's not about that. -Look, see?
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'Cause of my porns.
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-Honey, Larry is wearing his shoes. -l know.
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What's that?
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l'm doing this scene, supposedly with two girls...
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So l feel that, and l think that other girl's shown up.
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''l'm going down.'' And this guy goes, ''l'll take care of it.''
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That's what l could do. l wasn't the biggest, all right?
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l'll pay for the lamp.
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Pity points? Fabulous! l love pity points.
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l've already said goodbye under the worst circumstances.
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Also, l'm gonna need directions to get back to the freeway.
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Here you go. These are good.
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-Sounded like you knocked. -No.
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Are there always barns on farms?
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Aired 19 years ago - Oct 22, 2000

Larry goes shopping with Mary Steenburgen and her mother, but things take a turn when Larry takes a drink out of Mary's mother's glass of water. When he realizes who's water it is, he stops...then gags!

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-Yes, go for the passes. -We'll be happy to take them.
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And we managed to get a Paul Simon concert out of it.
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-They are so cute. -What a great couple.
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-Him, l can kind of take him or leave him. -l like him.
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And it just kind of radiates?
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lf we're gonna be making friends with them...
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Heaven, it was heaven.
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You know what? l have some pull there.
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This is a man's jacket. l love buying men's jackets.
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lt's like a shirt and a jacket.
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You know what? l should replace the shoes from the bowling alley.
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What about that blue shirt l had with the zippered--
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So, l'd be happy to order it for you. lt would take a couple of days.
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l've never known a man who loved to shop.
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Nothing gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg.
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-What have you got there? -Went to Barneys.
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and l thought, what the hell, l needed some stuff, so l met her there.
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l've never been able to get you to go shopping before.
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Also, her mother was there, too. l forgot to mention that.
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-What's going on? -You and Mary switched bags at Barneys.
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Right, you know what? Call Mary first, figure out what to wear.
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-lf they call by tomorrow, you're fine, right? -Yeah.
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-Don't leave your post. -l'm right here.
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Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.
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Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes.
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-Those are comfortable shoes. -l'm glad you liked them.
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-They smell like new shoes. -No kidding.
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-You're still coming in to get-- -Let me tell you what happened.
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l'm the solution to the problem, okay?
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lt's 4:30 p.m. Maybe we should call them.
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This is very disrespectful.
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Still crazy after all these years
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And I ain't no fool for love songs
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-l don't know. -lt looked so great on you the other day.
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-You're so innocent. -l'm not diabolical, you think l'm diabolical?
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-Were you at that concert last night? -Yes.
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Aired 19 years ago - Oct 15, 2000

Larry goes to the movies with one of Cheryl's friends and his pants have an unusual bulge in them, making him look like he's having an erection.

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-What's going on? -Nothing, l'm going to the movies.
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-Get me off the speakerphone, please! -Hold on.
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-He's looking at my breasts. -Yeah, your special breasts.
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She's sitting on the aisle. She doesn't expect somebody to come in?
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You're so funny.
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l get the distinct feeling that l'm, like, Himmler's ghost.
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l love you, nice to meet you. Hope l see you again.
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but l think your friend, Nancy...
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-You didn't say anything-- -No, there was no time, the movie started.
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She wouldn't let me go and we got.... He wasn't there.
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-You have no idea what happened? -No.
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Do you know how much longer he's gonna be?
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And the thing is, she's gonna ask me again.
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and said that she wanted me to write a pilot for her...
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''and he said l couldn't write the pilot for her...
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so my parents are very sensitive to it.
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-One stupid, little thing. -Because of the gay Jew cousin?
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Nobody is gonna wanna see her on another awards show.
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ls that tin foil or plastic?
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He just said no without telling me. So, that's what he said he was sorry about.
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-l do. -Let me tell you something.
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First of all, they're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?
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We've already had intercourse. She's loving, she speaks seven languages--
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-Do you read the sides with her? -She reads Wiesel and a lot of things.
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-Am l hearing this? -l'm not having dinner.
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There he is, hi, Lar.
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l know you were in the car, you overheard me say something.
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l don't think my wife is Hitler, l love my wife very much.
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You have to get a hold of yourself.
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Larry, come, it's so cute.
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-Why are you doing this? This is silly! -Tell her what you told me the other night.
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Nancy, this is why it's funny...
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-And l wouldn't mind it, if in fact, l did. -Wait a second.
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lf it happened, l would give you credit for it!
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-Look at these pants. -That's not what it looked like.
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-l haven't seen you in so long, look at this. -Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Greene.
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There is a little bit of a problem. Remember the other day, you were leaving...
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-So, they didn't even say hello to me. -l know, they're upset with you.
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We can't sit two in a four, we can sit a four in a four...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
lt will help. Ma'am, can you come for one second?
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-l'm gonna get the veal parmesan. -Honey, l don't think you should get that.
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lt's our business.