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Season 1  "Ted and Mary"  1x2

Aired 19 years ago - Oct 22, 2000

Larry goes shopping with Mary Steenburgen and her mother, but things take a turn when Larry takes a drink out of Mary's mother's glass of water. When he realizes who's water it is, he stops...then gags!

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
-Yes, go for the passes. -We'll be happy to take them.
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And we managed to get a Paul Simon concert out of it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
-They are so cute. -What a great couple.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
-Him, l can kind of take him or leave him. -l like him.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
And it just kind of radiates?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
lf we're gonna be making friends with them...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
Heaven, it was heaven.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
You know what? l have some pull there.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
This is a man's jacket. l love buying men's jackets.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
lt's like a shirt and a jacket.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
You know what? l should replace the shoes from the bowling alley.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
What about that blue shirt l had with the zippered--
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
So, l'd be happy to order it for you. lt would take a couple of days.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
l've never known a man who loved to shop.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
Nothing gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
-What have you got there? -Went to Barneys.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
and l thought, what the hell, l needed some stuff, so l met her there.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
l've never been able to get you to go shopping before.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
Also, her mother was there, too. l forgot to mention that.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
-What's going on? -You and Mary switched bags at Barneys.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Right, you know what? Call Mary first, figure out what to wear.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
-lf they call by tomorrow, you're fine, right? -Yeah.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
-Don't leave your post. -l'm right here.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
-Those are comfortable shoes. -l'm glad you liked them.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
-They smell like new shoes. -No kidding.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
-You're still coming in to get-- -Let me tell you what happened.
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l'm the solution to the problem, okay?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
lt's 4:30 p.m. Maybe we should call them.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
This is very disrespectful.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
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Still crazy after all these years
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
And I ain't no fool for love songs
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
-l don't know. -lt looked so great on you the other day.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
-You're so innocent. -l'm not diabolical, you think l'm diabolical?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
-Were you at that concert last night? -Yes.
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And we managed to get a Paul Simon concert out of it.
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-They are so cute. -What a great couple.
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-Him, l can kind of take him or leave him. -l like him.
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And it just kind of radiates?
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lf we're gonna be making friends with them...
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Heaven, it was heaven.
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You know what? l have some pull there.
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This is a man's jacket. l love buying men's jackets.
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
lt's like a shirt and a jacket.
#14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
You know what? l should replace the shoes from the bowling alley.
#15
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What about that blue shirt l had with the zippered--
#16
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So, l'd be happy to order it for you. lt would take a couple of days.
#17
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l've never known a man who loved to shop.
#18
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Nothing gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg.
#19
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-What have you got there? -Went to Barneys.
#21
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and l thought, what the hell, l needed some stuff, so l met her there.
#22
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l've never been able to get you to go shopping before.
#23
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Also, her mother was there, too. l forgot to mention that.
#24
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-What's going on? -You and Mary switched bags at Barneys.
#25
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Right, you know what? Call Mary first, figure out what to wear.
#27
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-lf they call by tomorrow, you're fine, right? -Yeah.
#28
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-Don't leave your post. -l'm right here.
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.
#30
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Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes.
#31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
-Those are comfortable shoes. -l'm glad you liked them.
#32
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-They smell like new shoes. -No kidding.
#33
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-You're still coming in to get-- -Let me tell you what happened.
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l'm the solution to the problem, okay?
#38
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lt's 4:30 p.m. Maybe we should call them.
#39
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This is very disrespectful.
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Still crazy after all these years
#44
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And I ain't no fool for love songs
#45
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-l don't know. -lt looked so great on you the other day.
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
-You're so innocent. -l'm not diabolical, you think l'm diabolical?
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-Were you at that concert last night? -Yes.
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