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Season 1  "Affirmative Action"  1x9

Aired 19 years ago - Dec 10, 2000

Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryl's prescription note.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
Fuck, l can't. We're doing something early.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
l'm sorry. l beg your pardon, what?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Do you see my point?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
l was just trying to be affable.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
-What happened? -l was with Richard Lewis...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
l made a mistake. lt was a stupid thing to say.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
-Let's try something here. -What are you doing?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
My wife's itching, you know....
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Thank you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Why, because all those people are still waiting?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
lf you're not in a hurry to get somewhere, why not?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
-You know what? -Sea bass.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
'Cause we had a really nice meeting. You said my resume looked great...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
Why do you have a problem giving somebody like me a job?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
but, somehow, Elaine or Jerry never had any black girlfriends.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
l just hope you have a very nice dinner. Thank you, Mr. Larry David.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
Nice to see you. How you doing? You guys just sitting down?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
-Hi. -Hello.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
l think l gave the maitre d' the prescription.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
-They were folded up, they felt alike! -Didn't he look at it?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
lf you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
''unless they were burned in a fire...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
You'll find it in a trash can, right through those double doors.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
-You want me to get in the can? -lf that's what it takes, Larry, l guess, yeah.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
l could call him and apologize. He could phone in the prescription for us.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
lt's this dermatitis and it's spreading is the problem, Richard.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
-is your friend from.... The dermatologist. -The guy from today? Justin?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
Honey, baby, l'm on the phone.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
She's sick and you're not, how's that?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
He really feels horrible about it, but his wife has this.... What's it called?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
-You'll do that? -Of course, are you kidding?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
-Did you hear that? -Yeah, l did hear it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
-Please. -''Daddy, l'm not so stupid!''
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
That's okay, the best laid plans always will change...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
-Hi, how you doing? -Mrs. David, a pleasure to meet you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
Larry, this is Professor Roget from Caltech Physics.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
until we came in, so, believe me.... My advice to you, go back, because....
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
We're very interested in hearing what you have to say.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
He's in very good shape, this man, by the way. Very good shape.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
''You let him work on you even with the whole affirmative action thing?''
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
l think we should be sleeping on the street, eating crumbs, and we should be that way...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
l'm gonna call him. l'm gonna page him.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
lt's the Longs Drugstore on the West Side.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Now, in terms of this, it's just two quick shots.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
l'm sorry. l beg your pardon, what?
#2
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Do you see my point?
#3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
l was just trying to be affable.
#4
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5 #5 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
-What happened? -l was with Richard Lewis...
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
l made a mistake. lt was a stupid thing to say.
#7
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
-Let's try something here. -What are you doing?
#8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
My wife's itching, you know....
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Thank you.
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Why, because all those people are still waiting?
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
lf you're not in a hurry to get somewhere, why not?
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
-You know what? -Sea bass.
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
'Cause we had a really nice meeting. You said my resume looked great...
#15
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
Why do you have a problem giving somebody like me a job?
#16
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
but, somehow, Elaine or Jerry never had any black girlfriends.
#17
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
l just hope you have a very nice dinner. Thank you, Mr. Larry David.
#18
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
Nice to see you. How you doing? You guys just sitting down?
#19
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
-Hi. -Hello.
#20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
l think l gave the maitre d' the prescription.
#21
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
-They were folded up, they felt alike! -Didn't he look at it?
#22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
lf you call his machine, it'll tell you you can't page him.
#23
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
''unless they were burned in a fire...
#24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
You'll find it in a trash can, right through those double doors.
#25
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
-You want me to get in the can? -lf that's what it takes, Larry, l guess, yeah.
#26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
l could call him and apologize. He could phone in the prescription for us.
#27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
lt's this dermatitis and it's spreading is the problem, Richard.
#28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
-is your friend from.... The dermatologist. -The guy from today? Justin?
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
Honey, baby, l'm on the phone.
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
She's sick and you're not, how's that?
#31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
He really feels horrible about it, but his wife has this.... What's it called?
#32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
-You'll do that? -Of course, are you kidding?
#33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
-Did you hear that? -Yeah, l did hear it.
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
-Please. -''Daddy, l'm not so stupid!''
#35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
That's okay, the best laid plans always will change...
#36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
-Hi, how you doing? -Mrs. David, a pleasure to meet you.
#37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
Larry, this is Professor Roget from Caltech Physics.
#38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
until we came in, so, believe me.... My advice to you, go back, because....
#39
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
We're very interested in hearing what you have to say.
#40
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
He's in very good shape, this man, by the way. Very good shape.
#41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
''You let him work on you even with the whole affirmative action thing?''
#42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
l think we should be sleeping on the street, eating crumbs, and we should be that way...
#43
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l'm gonna call him. l'm gonna page him.
#46
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lt's the Longs Drugstore on the West Side.
#49
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Now, in terms of this, it's just two quick shots.
#50