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Season 3  "The Nanny from Hell"  3x4

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 06, 2002

Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a "nanny from hell" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a "penis faux pas" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartlett's Quotations.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
- and we'd have a good time. - You and your wife would have sex?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
Where are we gonna buy our bread? Our favorite bakery.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Nobody's gonna eat that.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
That doesn't mean it's not good.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
I don't know. Anyway, where's the bathroom?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
Sorry, I can't. Outside sandbox only.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
- I don't want any trouble. - There's no trouble, don't worry.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Do you know what I'd do if I had to go? Sprint and run her over.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
Honestly, it's huge.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
Gee.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Direct it right to me.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Number one, this lunch is on me.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
And at the pool party I told him about your special.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
- "Alsace," whatever. - He doesn't want to work with us.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
We basically stopped looking after we got Randy.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
I'm trying to be part of this thing.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
We need to take responsibility for getting a chef.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
to be thinking about stuff like this as a side dish.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
to a recording contract?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
It was a little rude on their part, I thought.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
You could say my wife has nice tits as long as it's complimentary.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
Hi.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
and made his way into the main house.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
No, I don't "dime," I didn't dime.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Your home is big.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
Ahem... well...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
It's huge!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
- They need them. - Yeah.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
I don't know what she thinks.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
She tells me she likes to pet horses.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Susie's pregnant. Their nanny just left.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
This is a win-win situation. Win-win.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
How many sponge-cakes do you have left?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
What are you doing?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
He needs this many? This is ridiculous.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
...never going to be made again, this is it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
- I didn't tell you... - Yes, you did.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
No, they see it in their private homes.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
- I broached the subject. - Why would you do that?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
- Don't worry, we'll call. - Should I go?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Because he fired his nanny. He doesn't have a nanny.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
- I hate this show. - It's a grown-up show.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
- I want to go home. - As soon as it's over, we'll go home.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
I wouldn't have had to fire her if some asshole didn't bribe her.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
Superstition... she was right, you never should have told me.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
Where are we gonna buy our bread? Our favorite bakery.
#2
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Nobody's gonna eat that.
#3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4 #4 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
That doesn't mean it's not good.
#5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
I don't know. Anyway, where's the bathroom?
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
Sorry, I can't. Outside sandbox only.
#7
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
- I don't want any trouble. - There's no trouble, don't worry.
#8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Do you know what I'd do if I had to go? Sprint and run her over.
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
Honestly, it's huge.
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
Gee.
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Direct it right to me.
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
Number one, this lunch is on me.
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
And at the pool party I told him about your special.
#14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15 #15 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
- "Alsace," whatever. - He doesn't want to work with us.
#16
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
We basically stopped looking after we got Randy.
#17
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
I'm trying to be part of this thing.
#18
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
We need to take responsibility for getting a chef.
#19
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
to be thinking about stuff like this as a side dish.
#20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
to a recording contract?
#21
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
It was a little rude on their part, I thought.
#22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
You could say my wife has nice tits as long as it's complimentary.
#23
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
Hi.
#24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
and made his way into the main house.
#25
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
No, I don't "dime," I didn't dime.
#26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Your home is big.
#27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
Ahem... well...
#28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
It's huge!
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
- They need them. - Yeah.
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31 #31 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
I don't know what she thinks.
#32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
She tells me she likes to pet horses.
#33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
Susie's pregnant. Their nanny just left.
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
This is a win-win situation. Win-win.
#35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
How many sponge-cakes do you have left?
#36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
What are you doing?
#37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38 #38 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
He needs this many? This is ridiculous.
#39
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
...never going to be made again, this is it.
#40
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
- I didn't tell you... - Yes, you did.
#41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42 #42 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
No, they see it in their private homes.
#43
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
- I broached the subject. - Why would you do that?
#44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
- Don't worry, we'll call. - Should I go?
#45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Because he fired his nanny. He doesn't have a nanny.
#46
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
- I hate this show. - It's a grown-up show.
#47
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
- I want to go home. - As soon as it's over, we'll go home.
#48
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
I wouldn't have had to fire her if some asshole didn't bribe her.
#49
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
Superstition... she was right, you never should have told me.
#50