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Season 3  "Mary, Joseph and Larry"  3x9

Aired 17 years ago - Nov 10, 2002

Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes amends with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to reconcile with Cheryl's family after ruining their nativity scene.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
My parents are coming. We're celebrating Christmas.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Did you tip anybody yet for Christmas?
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- Mr. Larry not home. Okay, okay. - Yes, exactly. Thank you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Usted eres muy amable. Very kind.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
So I heard that you were at the...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
It's Bon-no. But, you know what?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
- It's not gonna end there. - I've never had a tree in my life.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
But she found the phone bill. I told her it was you, okay?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
- It's so great when you come. - Aw, here's the keys.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
I was calling my housekeeper Dora.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
- No, we're not. - No, we're not.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
I think I tipped that guy twice.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
but, you know, I was going around giving out my Christmas...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
it was twice.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
You're here. What do you think, you like it?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
You know what? I think I'm gonna give her my grandfather's tallis.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
Oh, this doesn't have a hook.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
for telling people where you go.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
- At the club. - What waiter?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Oh, honey, it would mean so much to her.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
'Cause she told my wife that you said that.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
when we're gonna run out of soy milk.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
I see that, I notice the folding.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
soy milk.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
No, claro que no. Mira, si te regala algo,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
- Looky, looky. - Hey, hi, Sammy.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
- Jeff. - Hey, Chris, how you doing?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
I apologize.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
To Bethlehem
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Jesus to Thee be all glory...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
O come let us adore Him...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
- I'm sorry. - Yeah.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
I'll kill him!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
We don't have a Nativity scene in my house. We had one, but I ate it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Oh, great, a donation for the church would be a capital thing.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Okay, $500, fine. I'll give you $500.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Beautiful. Well, this is fantastic.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
- Find out where we put the manger... - Joseph?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Okay. I thought we would...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
Thank you, Joseph. Thank you, Mary,

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Did you tip anybody yet for Christmas?
#2
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- Mr. Larry not home. Okay, okay. - Yes, exactly. Thank you.
#4
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Usted eres muy amable. Very kind.
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
So I heard that you were at the...
#7
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
It's Bon-no. But, you know what?
#8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
- It's not gonna end there. - I've never had a tree in my life.
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
But she found the phone bill. I told her it was you, okay?
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
- It's so great when you come. - Aw, here's the keys.
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
I was calling my housekeeper Dora.
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
- No, we're not. - No, we're not.
#13
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I think I tipped that guy twice.
#15
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but, you know, I was going around giving out my Christmas...
#16
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it was twice.
#17
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You're here. What do you think, you like it?
#19
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You know what? I think I'm gonna give her my grandfather's tallis.
#20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
Oh, this doesn't have a hook.
#21
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
for telling people where you go.
#22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
- At the club. - What waiter?
#23
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Oh, honey, it would mean so much to her.
#24
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'Cause she told my wife that you said that.
#25
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when we're gonna run out of soy milk.
#27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
I see that, I notice the folding.
#28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
soy milk.
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
No, claro que no. Mira, si te regala algo,
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
- Looky, looky. - Hey, hi, Sammy.
#31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
- Jeff. - Hey, Chris, how you doing?
#32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
I apologize.
#33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
To Bethlehem
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Jesus to Thee be all glory...
#35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
O come let us adore Him...
#36
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- I'm sorry. - Yeah.
#40
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I'll kill him!
#41
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We don't have a Nativity scene in my house. We had one, but I ate it.
#43
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Oh, great, a donation for the church would be a capital thing.
#44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Okay, $500, fine. I'll give you $500.
#45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Beautiful. Well, this is fantastic.
#46
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
- Find out where we put the manger... - Joseph?
#47
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Okay. I thought we would...
#48
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Thank you, Joseph. Thank you, Mary,
#50