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Season 3  "To Build a Better Beta"  3x7

Aired 3 years ago - Jun 05, 2016

A beta version of Pied Piper gets an unexpected reception as Dinesh's lack of friends worries him, but Gilfoyle thinks he's stretching the truth. Amanda isn't sure she can dole out criticism. A strapped Erlich mulls a big decision. The Nucleus team tackles a difficult challenge from Gavin.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
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Hey, good news. They said we can each keep
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
Hm, we only get ten each. This could be prickly.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
Gilfoyle, if you're not gonna use your ten invites,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
Monica, hello.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Dinesh has decided to give you one of his codes, so...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
Now, that's the bad news.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
Even in Taxo-Alto, which I coined, would be half that.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
on the way back to the rental house?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
So you are going to go in your little fucking piggy bank
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
Wait.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
Shit. They're already in beta?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
An employee's withholding critical information about a competitor.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
I will figure out a way, sir.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
Oh, Kevin, this is Dinesh, one of my coworkers.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
He also said there was a bug on the landing page.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
our beta was the best beta he's ever seen.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
I mean, just trying to make sense of all the feedback.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
I mean, I... I... I have an inbox full of raves here for the...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
Yeah. Lame.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
was lying to us and funneling our money to said other clients,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
Mr. Bachmann,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
A tasteful Polynesian affair, culturally accurate,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
Have either of you been on a jury?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
I know exactly where it is. It's in the bay.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
I'm just calling everybody that was on the beta and saying hi
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
I mean, my boys could be anywhere. I don't keep track of my boys.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
Dinesh's, for example...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
Well, people do create imaginary friends to meet their emotional needs.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
I found a friend of his that lived near Palo Alto,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Their sign-up flow, their mobile app, it's just seamless.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Yeah. On it. Sorry, Dinesh.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
That's gotta be some kind of machine learning optimization.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
In case you didn't know, here at Hooli,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
Wait, so she lied? Why would she lie about using the beta?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
- I feel very sad. - Fucking Gilfoyle.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
I invited you to my wedding, Gavin.
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whose chief focus is chronicling our demise.
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- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
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- Fine. I don't like it. - Really?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
Okay. Well, that might make sense because, um, I'm an engineer.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
- I passed on Slack. - Really?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
there's always gonna be someone who doesn't get it.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
Don't invest in products; invest in people.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Pats on the back. Pats on the back.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
I have a business proposition I'd like to discuss with you.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
Hey, good news. They said we can each keep
#2
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
Hm, we only get ten each. This could be prickly.
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
Gilfoyle, if you're not gonna use your ten invites,
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
Monica, hello.
#5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Dinesh has decided to give you one of his codes, so...
#6
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
Now, that's the bad news.
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
Even in Taxo-Alto, which I coined, would be half that.
#8
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
on the way back to the rental house?
#9
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
So you are going to go in your little fucking piggy bank
#10
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
Wait.
#11
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
Shit. They're already in beta?
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
An employee's withholding critical information about a competitor.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
I will figure out a way, sir.
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
Oh, Kevin, this is Dinesh, one of my coworkers.
#15
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
He also said there was a bug on the landing page.
#16
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
our beta was the best beta he's ever seen.
#17
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
I mean, just trying to make sense of all the feedback.
#18
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
I mean, I... I... I have an inbox full of raves here for the...
#19
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
Yeah. Lame.
#20
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21 #21 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
was lying to us and funneling our money to said other clients,
#22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
Mr. Bachmann,
#23
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
A tasteful Polynesian affair, culturally accurate,
#24
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
Have either of you been on a jury?
#25
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
I know exactly where it is. It's in the bay.
#26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
I'm just calling everybody that was on the beta and saying hi
#27
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
I mean, my boys could be anywhere. I don't keep track of my boys.
#28
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
Dinesh's, for example...
#29
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
Well, people do create imaginary friends to meet their emotional needs.
#30
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
I found a friend of his that lived near Palo Alto,
#31
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Their sign-up flow, their mobile app, it's just seamless.
#32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Yeah. On it. Sorry, Dinesh.
#33
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
That's gotta be some kind of machine learning optimization.
#34
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
In case you didn't know, here at Hooli,
#35
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36 #36 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
Wait, so she lied? Why would she lie about using the beta?
#37
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
- I feel very sad. - Fucking Gilfoyle.
#38
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
I invited you to my wedding, Gavin.
#39
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whose chief focus is chronicling our demise.
#41
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- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
#43
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
- Fine. I don't like it. - Really?
#44
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
Okay. Well, that might make sense because, um, I'm an engineer.
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
- I passed on Slack. - Really?
#46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
there's always gonna be someone who doesn't get it.
#47
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
Don't invest in products; invest in people.
#48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Pats on the back. Pats on the back.
#49
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
I have a business proposition I'd like to discuss with you.
#50