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Season 3  "Meinertzhagen's Haversack"  3x3

Aired 4 years ago - May 08, 2016

Richard searches for a way around Jack. Gilfoyle opens himself up to recruiters. Dinesh draws unwanted attention from a recent purchase.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Take a look at the Conjoined Triangles of Success.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
We'll think about then then.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
to "Looking for work."
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
'cause if you quit now,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
More recruiter swag?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Hey, can I borrow this? Just for a little bit?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
And you are too legit to quit,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Hey, when you push a man so far,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
You know, when you and the boys picked up and went to the new offices,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
and he's standing here, looking you in the face,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Ah yes, to the matter at hand.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
So, before you waste time
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Two, you get Laurie Bream on the phone ASAP.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
harvested, apparently, from dead people in India.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
And it goes without saying, I was never here.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Guys. Guys, it's happening. It's happening.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like a nine, nine and a half.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
that the whole box project here at Pied Piper was...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
- Laurie Bream is the investor. - Yeah.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Okay, but...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Twelve weeks from today, we're going to present her a prototype of that box.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
They told me not to give it to you until after the meeting.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
looks like leadership.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Good to see you again, buddy. Why don't you have a seat?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
At least we'll make a little money doing it.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
I'm sorry to say it, but Gilfoyle's right.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Look, how are we going to save the platform?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
we've come to know as these United States of America,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
let's build this country the way we motherfucking want to."
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
And Laurie wants the platform, anyway, so...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
I'm saying not only are we going to have to engineer,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Okay, Jared, settle down.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
When we started moving out of the house, I dismantled Anton.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Sneaking all of him out would be too difficult.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
We have a manpower problem.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
So... all that and you're in?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Hello, this is Bertram Gilfoyle.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
And I'm in to the idea of taking
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
- What? - Meinertzhagen's haversack.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
We have to keep complaining about Barker.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Take a look at the Conjoined Triangles of Success.
#2
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
We'll think about then then.
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
to "Looking for work."
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
'cause if you quit now,
#5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
More recruiter swag?
#6
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Hey, can I borrow this? Just for a little bit?
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
And you are too legit to quit,
#8
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Hey, when you push a man so far,
#9
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
You know, when you and the boys picked up and went to the new offices,
#10
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
and he's standing here, looking you in the face,
#11
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult.
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Ah yes, to the matter at hand.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
So, before you waste time
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Two, you get Laurie Bream on the phone ASAP.
#15
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
harvested, apparently, from dead people in India.
#16
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
And it goes without saying, I was never here.
#17
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Guys. Guys, it's happening. It's happening.
#18
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like a nine, nine and a half.
#19
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20 #20 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
that the whole box project here at Pied Piper was...
#21
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
- Laurie Bream is the investor. - Yeah.
#22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Okay, but...
#23
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Twelve weeks from today, we're going to present her a prototype of that box.
#24
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25 #25 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26 #26 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
They told me not to give it to you until after the meeting.
#27
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
looks like leadership.
#28
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad.
#29
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Good to see you again, buddy. Why don't you have a seat?
#30
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
At least we'll make a little money doing it.
#32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
I'm sorry to say it, but Gilfoyle's right.
#33
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Look, how are we going to save the platform?
#34
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
we've come to know as these United States of America,
#35
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
let's build this country the way we motherfucking want to."
#36
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37 #37 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
And Laurie wants the platform, anyway, so...
#38
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
I'm saying not only are we going to have to engineer,
#39
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Okay, Jared, settle down.
#40
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
When we started moving out of the house, I dismantled Anton.
#41
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Sneaking all of him out would be too difficult.
#42
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
We have a manpower problem.
#43
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
So... all that and you're in?
#44
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Hello, this is Bertram Gilfoyle.
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
And I'm in to the idea of taking
#47
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48 #48 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
- What? - Meinertzhagen's haversack.
#49
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
We have to keep complaining about Barker.
#50