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Season 3  "Maleant Data Systems Solutions"  3x4

Aired 4 years ago - May 15, 2016

The Pied Piper guys struggle to phone it in. Erlich faces competition. Monica takes a stand. Gavin makes a decision about Nucleus.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
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Oh, uh, while I have you, there were fresh droppings near my cot.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Fuck this. I've been writing quick, bullshit subpar code
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
- What... - My name is Dang.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
If the box were an animal, what sort of animal would it be?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
So, look, here. This is a black rectangle.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
A shuttle?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
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No wonder our modules aren't running at the same speed.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Right? Slow my preprocessor way down.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
directly to the compressor seed functions.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
You drew a rectangle and said if it was an animal, it'd be a box turtle.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
You should go do it, you know. Go and make the damn thing.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
Ah! Jared, Jesus fuck! What are you doing?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
- When's he moving in? - Wouldn't we all like to know.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Because I want to send them a fucking nice gift.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
What do you mean? This is my house.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
but I thought that discussing it with you might be awkward.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
from Richard Hendricks and Pied Piper, armed with a powerful new CEO,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
Clearly, we have come far, but we still have far to go.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
Richard, just save it.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
Yeah, I know. I know. I know, Richard, we had an arrangement,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Poaching my tenants? You stole my business model.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
You just admitted to starting a competing incubator.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
So what do you say we join forces?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Riddled with sinusitis, crippled by joint pain.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
Is it any wonder the result was just as unspeakable as that thing?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Our only mistake was looking inward.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
- Correct. - And he didn't even realize it?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
Now, if you'll excuse me, on to Pied Piper.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Actually, I'm sorry. I have an issue with, uh,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
We're not going to be able to do that.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
For five years. They wanted seven, I talked them down.
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If one goes strictly by the numbers, these numbers,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
to vote for the box. On the page,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
I wasn't carbon copied on this particular email,
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And I don't have any metrics to back it up,
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And if I could get a, uh, an email, be CC'd on the latest draft...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Um, it didn't work, the lion, uh, tore into the bison
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
- What news? - Mm.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
It's the whole ad kind.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
What did he say?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Gavin, in trying to fuck us, just saved our asses.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
is objectively worth 250 million dollars.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
when we come in there and gut him like a--

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
Oh, uh, while I have you, there were fresh droppings near my cot.
#2
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Fuck this. I've been writing quick, bullshit subpar code
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
- What... - My name is Dang.
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5 #5 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
If the box were an animal, what sort of animal would it be?
#6
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
So, look, here. This is a black rectangle.
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8 #8 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
A shuttle?
#9
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No wonder our modules aren't running at the same speed.
#11
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
Right? Slow my preprocessor way down.
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
directly to the compressor seed functions.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
You drew a rectangle and said if it was an animal, it'd be a box turtle.
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
You should go do it, you know. Go and make the damn thing.
#15
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
Ah! Jared, Jesus fuck! What are you doing?
#16
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
- When's he moving in? - Wouldn't we all like to know.
#17
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Because I want to send them a fucking nice gift.
#18
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What do you mean? This is my house.
#19
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
but I thought that discussing it with you might be awkward.
#20
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
from Richard Hendricks and Pied Piper, armed with a powerful new CEO,
#21
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Clearly, we have come far, but we still have far to go.
#23
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Richard, just save it.
#24
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Yeah, I know. I know. I know, Richard, we had an arrangement,
#25
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Poaching my tenants? You stole my business model.
#27
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You just admitted to starting a competing incubator.
#28
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29 #29 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
So what do you say we join forces?
#30
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Riddled with sinusitis, crippled by joint pain.
#31
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
Is it any wonder the result was just as unspeakable as that thing?
#32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Our only mistake was looking inward.
#33
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
- Correct. - And he didn't even realize it?
#34
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
Now, if you'll excuse me, on to Pied Piper.
#35
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Actually, I'm sorry. I have an issue with, uh,
#36
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
We're not going to be able to do that.
#37
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
For five years. They wanted seven, I talked them down.
#38
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
If one goes strictly by the numbers, these numbers,
#39
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
to vote for the box. On the page,
#40
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
I wasn't carbon copied on this particular email,
#41
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
And I don't have any metrics to back it up,
#42
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
And if I could get a, uh, an email, be CC'd on the latest draft...
#43
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Um, it didn't work, the lion, uh, tore into the bison
#44
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
- What news? - Mm.
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
It's the whole ad kind.
#46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
What did he say?
#47
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
Gavin, in trying to fuck us, just saved our asses.
#48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
is objectively worth 250 million dollars.
#49
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
when we come in there and gut him like a--
#50