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Season 3  "The Empty Chair"  3x5

Aired 4 years ago - May 22, 2016

Richard lets his ego get in the way at an interview. Dinesh, Gilfoyle and Jared misplace hardware. Erlich pitches his plans to Big Head.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
Then we will be back on track.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
No. Uh, not... Now. Sorry, it's got to be now.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
There's actually... It's more about you guys becoming former employees.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
I'm CTO. I'm the highest ranking officer, so yes answer.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
I haven't read this article. Okay, maybe I'm too busy
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
- Oh, I have a fruit guy. - Fantastic.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
And besides, like you, I'm giving up everything else I have of value...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
Oh, here. Get this down.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
And, she's slandering my tech.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
You can meet with everyone in Palo Alto to replace me as CEO.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
And you will need to sit down with our head of PR beforehand to go over talking points.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
I did blow all these hard drives clean.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Oh, uh, word to the wise:
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
Okay. Marion was in the wicker basket,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
Oh, yeah.
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Big Head, I would hope that a handshake deal would be good enough for you.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
If I'm being honest, like a ventriloquist dummy.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
I just got a call from Laurie Bream's office, at Raviga,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
What the fuck is going on?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
I'm not a fucking idiot.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
how fucked up it is that, um, Laurie Bream fired me,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
I do actually, he's a close friend of mine, been that way for years.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Monica, my mission here is not merely to have fun.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
But if that's true, then why are you meeting with so many other CEO candidates?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
This is very exciting for Richard.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
Oh, that's weird. I saw him earlier.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Richard. Richard Hendricks?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Please tell me that went well.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
I said those were all the things I can't say, okay.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
and give me an exclusive from jail. Yeah.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
Have you ever seen a naked dead person?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
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You didn't happen to wipe that one clean, too, did you?
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Don't worry, Dinesh, we'll find it.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
and I fucked it up.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
you've officially righted your wrong.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
That's what you're going to call your company?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
Well, I mean, hopefully. But still...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
Whoa, weird. Every single one of my signatures looks totally different.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
all negative mentions of Nucleus off of Hooli Search.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
How about we just stick with Gavin?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I'm a nerd.
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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
Rise up... for you the flag is flung... for you the bugle trills."

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
No. Uh, not... Now. Sorry, it's got to be now.
#2
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
There's actually... It's more about you guys becoming former employees.
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
I'm CTO. I'm the highest ranking officer, so yes answer.
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
I haven't read this article. Okay, maybe I'm too busy
#5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
- Oh, I have a fruit guy. - Fantastic.
#6
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
And besides, like you, I'm giving up everything else I have of value...
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
Oh, here. Get this down.
#8
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And, she's slandering my tech.
#10
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
You can meet with everyone in Palo Alto to replace me as CEO.
#11
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
And you will need to sit down with our head of PR beforehand to go over talking points.
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
I did blow all these hard drives clean.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Oh, uh, word to the wise:
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
Okay. Marion was in the wicker basket,
#15
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Oh, yeah.
#16
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Big Head, I would hope that a handshake deal would be good enough for you.
#17
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If I'm being honest, like a ventriloquist dummy.
#18
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
I just got a call from Laurie Bream's office, at Raviga,
#19
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
What the fuck is going on?
#20
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I'm not a fucking idiot.
#21
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how fucked up it is that, um, Laurie Bream fired me,
#22
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I do actually, he's a close friend of mine, been that way for years.
#23
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Monica, my mission here is not merely to have fun.
#25
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But if that's true, then why are you meeting with so many other CEO candidates?
#27
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
This is very exciting for Richard.
#28
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
Oh, that's weird. I saw him earlier.
#29
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Richard. Richard Hendricks?
#30
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Please tell me that went well.
#31
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I said those were all the things I can't say, okay.
#32
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and give me an exclusive from jail. Yeah.
#33
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
Have you ever seen a naked dead person?
#34
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You didn't happen to wipe that one clean, too, did you?
#36
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Don't worry, Dinesh, we'll find it.
#37
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and I fucked it up.
#39
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you've officially righted your wrong.
#40
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
That's what you're going to call your company?
#41
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Well, I mean, hopefully. But still...
#43
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
Whoa, weird. Every single one of my signatures looks totally different.
#44
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
all negative mentions of Nucleus off of Hooli Search.
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
How about we just stick with Gavin?
#46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I'm a nerd.
#47
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Rise up... for you the flag is flung... for you the bugle trills."
#50