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Season 3  "Two in the Box"  3x2

Aired 4 years ago - May 01, 2016

The new and improved Pied Piper impresses Dinesh and Gilfoyle, but worries Richard; Jared and Erlich both face housing issues; Gavin suggests a controversial move.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
Hey, step into my office, Richard.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
then the faster we can get whatever is in your head out into the world.
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And do you know the name of that company?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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Hey, Jared, how about you? You need any new gear for the office?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Oh. Congratulations.
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- No. - Why would we want that?
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Why are we allowing our own technology
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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Of course not. That would be unethical.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
(whistling)
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so I'm gonna have to stay a little while.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Okay, look, I can give you a few days,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
has almost unlimited rights.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
Hey, you ready to go to work?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
- Makes sense. - Ah, two of my incubees
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
They are the most expensive unpasteurized variety,
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Let him know that the time has... come.
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These people are not in the engineering gene pool.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Sales and engineering are the two pillars
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to think that we have the potential
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- Yeah, we're business-facing. - Okay, just wanted to clarify.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
because the plan has always been...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
when he gets back from wherever...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Ah, they filled you in. That's good.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
I was there.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
I gotta listen to that, okay?
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I realize this is a Japanese tradition and that you are Chinese.
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No.
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All the way to the waist.
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Hi, my name's Erlich Bachman.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
And in reality, you're just a minority.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
and Nucleus shit the bed, remember?
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♪ ♪
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and the edges of things are starting to get a little dancey.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
He's in the garage, like a sad bag of potting soil.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Do you understand that?
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That would be a huge jump in speed.
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increasing our already superior speed and efficiency.
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I know your name, okay? I know everybody's name.
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about a rack-mounted server-type appliance?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Jack, excuse me. Do you mind telling me...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
and Jan the Man...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
that it would be okay for them to sell the harder stuff?
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people who have nothing could suddenly have access to everything.
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Richard, I don't think you understand what the product is.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
then the faster we can get whatever is in your head out into the world.
#2
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
And do you know the name of that company?
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Hey, Jared, how about you? You need any new gear for the office?
#5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Oh. Congratulations.
#6
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- No. - Why would we want that?
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8 #8 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Why are we allowing our own technology
#9
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Of course not. That would be unethical.
#11
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
(whistling)
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
so I'm gonna have to stay a little while.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Okay, look, I can give you a few days,
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
has almost unlimited rights.
#15
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
Hey, you ready to go to work?
#16
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
- Makes sense. - Ah, two of my incubees
#17
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
They are the most expensive unpasteurized variety,
#18
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Let him know that the time has... come.
#19
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These people are not in the engineering gene pool.
#20
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Sales and engineering are the two pillars
#21
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to think that we have the potential
#23
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- Yeah, we're business-facing. - Okay, just wanted to clarify.
#24
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
because the plan has always been...
#25
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
when he gets back from wherever...
#26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Ah, they filled you in. That's good.
#27
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
I was there.
#28
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
I gotta listen to that, okay?
#29
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I realize this is a Japanese tradition and that you are Chinese.
#30
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No.
#31
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
All the way to the waist.
#32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
Hi, my name's Erlich Bachman.
#33
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
And in reality, you're just a minority.
#34
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and Nucleus shit the bed, remember?
#36
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♪ ♪
#37
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and the edges of things are starting to get a little dancey.
#38
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
He's in the garage, like a sad bag of potting soil.
#39
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Do you understand that?
#40
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
That would be a huge jump in speed.
#41
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increasing our already superior speed and efficiency.
#43
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
I know your name, okay? I know everybody's name.
#44
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
about a rack-mounted server-type appliance?
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Jack, excuse me. Do you mind telling me...
#46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
and Jan the Man...
#47
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
that it would be okay for them to sell the harder stuff?
#48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
people who have nothing could suddenly have access to everything.
#49
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Richard, I don't think you understand what the product is.
#50