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Season 3  "Two in the Box"  3x2

Aired 8 years ago - May 01, 2016

The new and improved Pied Piper impresses Dinesh and Gilfoyle, but worries Richard; Jared and Erlich both face housing issues; Gavin suggests a controversial move.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
Hey, step into my office, Richard.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
then the faster we can get whatever is in your head out into the world.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
And do you know the name of that company?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Hey, Jared, how about you? You need any new gear for the office?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Oh. Congratulations.
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- No. - Why would we want that?
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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Why are we allowing our own technology
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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Of course not. That would be unethical.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
(whistling)
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
so I'm gonna have to stay a little while.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Okay, look, I can give you a few days,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
has almost unlimited rights.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
Hey, you ready to go to work?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
- Makes sense. - Ah, two of my incubees
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
They are the most expensive unpasteurized variety,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Let him know that the time has... come.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
These people are not in the engineering gene pool.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Sales and engineering are the two pillars
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
to think that we have the potential
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
- Yeah, we're business-facing. - Okay, just wanted to clarify.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
because the plan has always been...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
when he gets back from wherever...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Ah, they filled you in. That's good.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
I was there.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
I gotta listen to that, okay?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
I realize this is a Japanese tradition and that you are Chinese.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
No.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
All the way to the waist.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
Hi, my name's Erlich Bachman.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
And in reality, you're just a minority.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
and Nucleus shit the bed, remember?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
♪ ♪
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
and the edges of things are starting to get a little dancey.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
He's in the garage, like a sad bag of potting soil.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Do you understand that?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
That would be a huge jump in speed.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
increasing our already superior speed and efficiency.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
I know your name, okay? I know everybody's name.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
about a rack-mounted server-type appliance?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Jack, excuse me. Do you mind telling me...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
and Jan the Man...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
that it would be okay for them to sell the harder stuff?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
people who have nothing could suddenly have access to everything.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
Richard, I don't think you understand what the product is.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
then the faster we can get whatever is in your head out into the world.
#2 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
And do you know the name of that company?
#3 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
#4 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Hey, Jared, how about you? You need any new gear for the office?
#5 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Oh. Congratulations.
#6 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
- No. - Why would we want that?
#7 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8 #8 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Why are we allowing our own technology
#9 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Of course not. That would be unethical.
#11 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
(whistling)
#12 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
so I'm gonna have to stay a little while.
#13 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Okay, look, I can give you a few days,
#14 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
has almost unlimited rights.
#15 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
Hey, you ready to go to work?
#16 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
- Makes sense. - Ah, two of my incubees
#17 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
They are the most expensive unpasteurized variety,
#18 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Let him know that the time has... come.
#19 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
These people are not in the engineering gene pool.
#20 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Sales and engineering are the two pillars
#21 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22 #22 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
to think that we have the potential
#23 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
- Yeah, we're business-facing. - Okay, just wanted to clarify.
#24 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
because the plan has always been...
#25 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
when he gets back from wherever...
#26 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Ah, they filled you in. That's good.
#27 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
I was there.
#28 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
I gotta listen to that, okay?
#29 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
I realize this is a Japanese tradition and that you are Chinese.
#30 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
No.
#31 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
All the way to the waist.
#32 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
Hi, my name's Erlich Bachman.
#33 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
And in reality, you're just a minority.
#34 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35 #35 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
and Nucleus shit the bed, remember?
#36 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
♪ ♪
#37 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
and the edges of things are starting to get a little dancey.
#38 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
He's in the garage, like a sad bag of potting soil.
#39 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Do you understand that?
#40 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
That would be a huge jump in speed.
#41 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42 #42 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
increasing our already superior speed and efficiency.
#43 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
I know your name, okay? I know everybody's name.
#44 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
about a rack-mounted server-type appliance?
#45 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Jack, excuse me. Do you mind telling me...
#46 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
and Jan the Man...
#47 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
that it would be okay for them to sell the harder stuff?
#48 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
people who have nothing could suddenly have access to everything.
#49 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
Richard, I don't think you understand what the product is.
#50