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Season 7  "White Christmas"  7x9

Aired 9 years ago - Dec 09, 2015

Gloria's plans for a White Christmas don't go as planned.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 1
- Hey. - Be cool.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 2
All right, let's just go home. I mean, it's hot.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 3
- No, we're other names. - Who are you?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 4
I buy their fat kids clothes in aspirational sizes.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 5
Hopefully, I'll get to the bus station before nightfall.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 6
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 7
and left him here forever.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 8
Oh, why don't I go...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 9
- Ah, she's really drilling me pretty hard. - Cool.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 10
Trust, honor, integrity, fidelity, and purity.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 11
- What do you do? - Oh, my dad and I are in the closet business.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 12
- Are you F.N. Wilson? - F-N right, I am!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 13
Okay, so, daddy and I are about to sing a Christmas song, and --
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 14
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 15
- Oh, my. - What?!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 16
Uh, anyway, I had to ask myself,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 17
And you all get to spend more time with yours truly.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 18
Listen, you have every right to be mad.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 19
If that's the slogan for this stupid coat, I'm gonna kill you!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 20
Son only took the job because he felt obligated.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 21
I can think of 10 better ways to do this.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 22
♪ silent night ♪
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 23
Okay, hey, hey, I have a fun idea!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 24
Uh, wasn't that for Joe?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 25
- You know you're into it. - I know. Why?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 27
Signed, the forgotten boy."
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 28
It was Emperor Constantine.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 29
Gals like us we don't need anyone.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 30
That was a train.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 31
My entire family is here.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 32
it should be me and not some hump from Chicago!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 33
Closets bring order to a chaotic world!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 34
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 35
Hope you're having fun, 'cause that's about to end.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 36
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 37
We were just looking for dinner napkins.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 38
Oh, you're talking to me. Won't that bore you?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 39
♪ silent night ♪
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 40
Beth, you mind if I have a quick chitchat with your man?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 41
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 42
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 43
Fig, we are a lot alike, like you said.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 44
Okay, all right, new plan.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 45
♪ all is calm ♪
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 46
♪ Holy infant, so tender and mild ♪
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 47
- Wow. - Aww.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 48
as painful as it may be, I think we should talk about it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 49
Popcorn shrimp.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 50
- Wait, you're upset? - Of course I'm upset.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 2
All right, let's just go home. I mean, it's hot.
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 3
- No, we're other names. - Who are you?
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 4
I buy their fat kids clothes in aspirational sizes.
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 5
Hopefully, I'll get to the bus station before nightfall.
#5 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 6 #6 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 7
and left him here forever.
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 8
Oh, why don't I go...
#8 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 9
- Ah, she's really drilling me pretty hard. - Cool.
#9 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 10
Trust, honor, integrity, fidelity, and purity.
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 11
- What do you do? - Oh, my dad and I are in the closet business.
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 12
- Are you F.N. Wilson? - F-N right, I am!
#12 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 13
Okay, so, daddy and I are about to sing a Christmas song, and --
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 15
- Oh, my. - What?!
#15 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 16
Uh, anyway, I had to ask myself,
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 17
And you all get to spend more time with yours truly.
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 18
Listen, you have every right to be mad.
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 19
If that's the slogan for this stupid coat, I'm gonna kill you!
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 20
Son only took the job because he felt obligated.
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 21
I can think of 10 better ways to do this.
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 22
♪ silent night ♪
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 23
Okay, hey, hey, I have a fun idea!
#23 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 24
Uh, wasn't that for Joe?
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 25
- You know you're into it. - I know. Why?
#25 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 26 #26 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 27
Signed, the forgotten boy."
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 28
It was Emperor Constantine.
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 29
Gals like us we don't need anyone.
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 30
That was a train.
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 31
My entire family is here.
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 32
it should be me and not some hump from Chicago!
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 33
Closets bring order to a chaotic world!
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 34 #34 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 35
Hope you're having fun, 'cause that's about to end.
#35 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 37
We were just looking for dinner napkins.
#37 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 38
Oh, you're talking to me. Won't that bore you?
#38 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 39
♪ silent night ♪
#39 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 40
Beth, you mind if I have a quick chitchat with your man?
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 41 #41 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 42 #42 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 43
Fig, we are a lot alike, like you said.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 44
Okay, all right, new plan.
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 45
♪ all is calm ♪
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 46
♪ Holy infant, so tender and mild ♪
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 47
- Wow. - Aww.
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 48
as painful as it may be, I think we should talk about it.
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 49
Popcorn shrimp.
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 50
- Wait, you're upset? - Of course I'm upset.
#50