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Season 7  "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer"  7x8

Aired 3 years ago - Dec 02, 2015

Gloria wins a silent auction to have a therapist come for an afternoon with the adults; Haley and Alex consider dumping their boyfriends.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 1
Yeah, you've always had such a strong sense of what's right and wrong.
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I know, but I was home and still feeling sad
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I'm so weak. I can't imagine anything worse.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4
or "bam" as in what Reuben shouted when he unhooked my bra?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 5
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 6
What? We're superstars here.
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Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 8
Jay, this is important.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
I couldn't pronounce my r's when I was younger
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
to learn more about me?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
How's it going here with you two?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
I don't want to be safe here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 13
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 14
Jay, are you okay? It's Gloria.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 16
but you two are kind of neurotic.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 17
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in a constructive and non-threatening manner.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
Now, I'd like you both to think of a behavior
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
because I feel jealous that you look so good in it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
I get anxious because I love our furniture
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 22
Oh, because this is the first
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
- It'd still be gross. ‭- I know.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
Look, I'm sick of hiding our love.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 25
until he gets his Spanish grade back up,
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
Now that we're learning to communicate constructively,
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 27
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 28
it makes me feel, um... Icky.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 29
I thought we're not supposed to say "never".
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
- It always works. - Don't say "always".
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 31
and you expel that air with large and sudden bursts.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
I-I've asked you very nicely to turn off the lights.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 33
"Doc, what's wrong with me? I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam."
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
Mm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 35
What's sad is you love electricity more than me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
And when you nag me constantly,
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 37
Why don't you tell us how to fix this?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
No, it was only $84.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
it would get me on the "Ellen" show.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
- Hey. ‭- Hey.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 41
I even fronted a Zach Braff movie on Kickstarter.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 42
And, ironically, you're one of the reasons why, but...
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Yes. Totally.
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I seem to remember bringing down the hizouse
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
thought she was bidding on a home organizer.
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and Joe crying when he's sad.
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T-e-n-t-s and t-e-- You're right.
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sitting at their lawn chairs, laughing their asses off

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I know, but I was home and still feeling sad
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 3
I'm so weak. I can't imagine anything worse.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 4
or "bam" as in what Reuben shouted when he unhooked my bra?
#4
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What? We're superstars here.
#6
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Jay, this is important.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 9
I couldn't pronounce my r's when I was younger
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 10
to learn more about me?
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 11
How's it going here with you two?
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 12
I don't want to be safe here.
#12
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Jay, are you okay? It's Gloria.
#14
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but you two are kind of neurotic.
#16
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in a constructive and non-threatening manner.
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 19
Now, I'd like you both to think of a behavior
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 20
because I feel jealous that you look so good in it.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 21
I get anxious because I love our furniture
#21
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Oh, because this is the first
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 23
- It'd still be gross. ‭- I know.
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 24
Look, I'm sick of hiding our love.
#24
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until he gets his Spanish grade back up,
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 26
Now that we're learning to communicate constructively,
#26
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it makes me feel, um... Icky.
#28
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I thought we're not supposed to say "never".
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 30
- It always works. - Don't say "always".
#30
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and you expel that air with large and sudden bursts.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 32
I-I've asked you very nicely to turn off the lights.
#32
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"Doc, what's wrong with me? I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam."
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 34
Mm.
#34
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What's sad is you love electricity more than me.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 36
And when you nag me constantly,
#36
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Why don't you tell us how to fix this?
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 38
No, it was only $84.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 39
it would get me on the "Ellen" show.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 40
- Hey. ‭- Hey.
#40
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I even fronted a Zach Braff movie on Kickstarter.
#41
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And, ironically, you're one of the reasons why, but...
#42
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Yes. Totally.
#44
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I seem to remember bringing down the hizouse
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 47
thought she was bidding on a home organizer.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 48
and Joe crying when he's sad.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 8 (S07E08) - 49
T-e-n-t-s and t-e-- You're right.
#49
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sitting at their lawn chairs, laughing their asses off
#50