S7 E17
Status
Ended
Network
ABC (US)
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Season 7  "Express Yourself"  7x17

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 23, 2016

Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, the only problem is that they are both so ridiculously tired but try to push through it. Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, which proves to be pretty hazardous for Gloria, Manny and Joe. Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but her emotional outbursts are driving Mitchell crazy. Haley and Andy go on a wild night bender.

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I don't matter.
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It's such a sweet idea,
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Look, someday, watching movies on the couch
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[ Sighs ]
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- Okay. - Okay, it's 9:30 right now...
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It's my bathroom, remember?
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than it looked on YouTube.
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[ Screams ]
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What are you doing?
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And anyways, for sure I won't be needing one tonight!
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And you're so pretty.
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Yeah!
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Not where we're going.
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I can't sleep when I'm angry. Never could.
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Really?
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Can I get you anything?
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Got it. Rodrigo! Number siete!
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So, once a year, some sort of pollen is released into the air,
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What's challenging is, Pam has the same condition.
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So all is well on my side of the street.
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But I-I can't yell at her because she's a sopping mess.
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It's like a fox ran across the table.
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I can yawn. It's 2:30 in the morning.
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You're asleep!
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Dark matter and dark energy
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[ Groans ]
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- Aah! - Oh, my Nana!
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Why would you do that?!
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we'd like to impart to our 21st-century daughter.
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh, yeah, good idea. Don't want anything bad to happen to them.
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so that Jay doesn't notice anything.
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Ay, no! This is stuck! Come help me!
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It's fate.
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I'm so tired from work already.
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but...
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I got to stay up until 5:00 in the morning with you?
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For whatever's crawling all over me!
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singing a pop song is gonna solve my problems.
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If I admitted there was some truth in that,
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'Cause I got something to say about it.
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It's probably why I keep tearing up that bathroom.
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I knew you'd be up, tossing and turning.
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Okay. No rush getting home.
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I know I've had a lot to drink,
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