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Season 7  "Crazy Train"  7x21

Aired 3 years ago - May 11, 2016

Dede is getting remarried, and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later. Claire and Mitchell work on their toast while Phil and Cam geek out over their favorite author, who is also on the train. Luke and Manny go a little girl crazy, Gloria gets stuck in coach, and Alex gets caught up in the romance of the train herself.

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Sold. Move over.
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Doesn't matter.
#3
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No.
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"She has also helped to free a lot of spirits from bottles
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Claire, this is toast, not a roast.
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That's fine. I don't care.
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I think it's the least-weird thing Dede's ever done.
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This, uh, Dede that you're speaking of --
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and not be seen?
#13
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That is so ingenious.
#14
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And if the ambassador is still alive,
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I have no book!
#16
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It's a $20 difference.
#17
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Manny likes hats, doesn't he?
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Ooh, I see a dime piece over there.
#19
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It's just that
#21
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She blew off Alex's graduation, but she didn't tell us.
#22
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You've been talking the whole time.
#23
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[ Voice breaking ] I'm sorry.
#24
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Tell these lovely folks about your mother.
#25
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Hi. I'm Haley.
#26
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She was a succubus.
#28
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What if we proved it could happen?
#29
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[ Imitates train whistle blowing ]
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the Rio Grande pours into Lake Superior.
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[ Grunts ] Oh, by the way,
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I can't wait to watch the sunset over the Andes tonight.
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Trains.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Me too.
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Got it.
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Jay Pritchett, I am going to strangle you!
#39
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Dede's not crazy. You are.
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He snapped and burned your mom's house down.
#41
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And I would play the role of everyone else.
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The Turkish ambassador's bodyguard
#43
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If I'm being honest, I skimmed that part.
#44
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So, let's get started.
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I'm a geography teacher, and, boy, do you need one.
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I love Mom, too... usually.
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Cindy: Luke, you're such a quick learner.
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I was going to see Alex and let her down easy.
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I-I was going to let you down!
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Mr. Hastings, we did it.
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