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Season 7  "Phil's Sexy, Sexy House"  7x7

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 18, 2015

Phil is selling an upscale home where various members of the family sneak off for alone time.

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Jill, stop it right now. Give me that.
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Jill. Jill, come on. Jill.
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And... I'm not crazy.
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and now she's gone. She took Lily and she left.
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And he talks to himself.
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I talk to someone who's not there.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 16
Why aren't any of you guys talking to me?
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Listen, I think you're amazing.
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Don't tell me.
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Is it sobaka?
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Tell him it was sex stuff.
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I'm gonna have to see your badge or police ID or something.
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I'm glad you finally asked, Kevin.
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Scholars call it the Wishing Cup.
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I'm begging you. Please.
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It didn't work. She's still here.
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The woman that you see.
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Well, Kevin, that there looks like a fella
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So I invited you over.
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Sat right there in that same chair.
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Okay, I'll take your word for it.
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Then you asked me how you could cast her out.
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Your head turning round and round?
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You got to go to hers.
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I don't... I don't understand.
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I told you you needed help. You needed a guide.
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But I'd reckon that quake happened

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Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 2
Jill, stop it right now. Give me that.
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Jill. Jill, come on. Jill.
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And... I'm not crazy.
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and now she's gone. She took Lily and she left.
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And he talks to himself.
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I talk to someone who's not there.
#15 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 16
Why aren't any of you guys talking to me?
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 17
Listen, I think you're amazing.
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Don't tell me.
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 20
Is it sobaka?
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 21
Tell him it was sex stuff.
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I'm gonna have to see your badge or police ID or something.
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I'm glad you finally asked, Kevin.
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Scholars call it the Wishing Cup.
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I'm begging you. Please.
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It didn't work. She's still here.
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The woman that you see.
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Well, Kevin, that there looks like a fella
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So I invited you over.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 44
Sat right there in that same chair.
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 45
Okay, I'll take your word for it.
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 46
Then you asked me how you could cast her out.
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 47
Your head turning round and round?
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 48
You got to go to hers.
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 49
I don't... I don't understand.
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 50
I told you you needed help. You needed a guide.
#50 Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 7 (S07E07) - 51
But I'd reckon that quake happened
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