S7 E16
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Season 7  "The Cover-Up"  7x16

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 16, 2016

Phil has a new client whom he tries to hide from his wife because she's attractive, while Claire would rather keep her hot yoga instructor a secret. Jay becomes preoccupied making a Web show, but is tormented by an Internet troll. Lily is nervous about learning to ride a bicycle, and her parents aren't exactly the best teachers.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 1
Are you sure that that's not from Haley?
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But you can't let him or anything else
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with their ponytails and their Lululemon,
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
It's at the same time as Joe's Gymboree,
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5
that write their menus on blackboards.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6
it changed American politics?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 7
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 8
before he knew what he was saying.
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effective at noon tomorrow.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10
Mitchell, can I, um, speak to you in the bedroom
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11
because she thought something scary was in there.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
Most Vietnamese kids her age are already riding a bike to work.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13
- Claire. - Mm-hmm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 14
Yoga felt good.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 16
you need to let the criticism roll off your back.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 17
and let you accuse me of stealing all of those papers!
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 18
I wanted to climb every mountain and jump off."
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 19
that can track someone down on the Internet?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 20
So...?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 21
Okay, look, Lily, if you don't want to do this...
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 22
Okay! Look... here's Daddy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 23
If Lily sees me hurt, she's never gonna get on a bike.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 24
Hmm. Wow.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 25
that yesterday, it probably bothered you that I... got some.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 26
Ohh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 27
I will tell Ra that you're here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 28
Pretty sure I know why I said that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 29
- Oh, I think I threw those away. - Did you?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 30
Okay.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 31
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 32
I'm never taking a bath again!
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 33
Christopher Plummer went on to a distinguished acting career.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 34
You've got to be kidding me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 35
Put that rat down, and I'll crush you on your porch.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 36
That went on for a good 20 seconds.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 37
We made each other better than I ever thought we could be.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 38
This is taking a weird turn.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
We could do like a... like a point/counterpoint
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40
Okay, well, then you think of something!
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 41
on two pairs of pants and a tam-o'-shanter.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 42
Okay, fine!
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 43
Really, you don't have to do this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 44
I will be right back.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 45
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 46
maybe grab a shower and a movie?
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 47
- Nobody. Why are your pants ripped? - No reason.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Oh. I remember... It's built cheap.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
I did not peg you for a racist.
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 50
So, that was Angie O'Hara?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 2
But you can't let him or anything else
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 3
with their ponytails and their Lululemon,
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
It's at the same time as Joe's Gymboree,
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5
that write their menus on blackboards.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6
it changed American politics?
#6
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before he knew what he was saying.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 9
effective at noon tomorrow.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10
Mitchell, can I, um, speak to you in the bedroom
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11
because she thought something scary was in there.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
Most Vietnamese kids her age are already riding a bike to work.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13
- Claire. - Mm-hmm.
#13
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Yoga felt good.
#14
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you need to let the criticism roll off your back.
#16
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and let you accuse me of stealing all of those papers!
#17
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I wanted to climb every mountain and jump off."
#18
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that can track someone down on the Internet?
#19
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So...?
#20
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Okay, look, Lily, if you don't want to do this...
#21
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Okay! Look... here's Daddy.
#22
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If Lily sees me hurt, she's never gonna get on a bike.
#23
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Hmm. Wow.
#24
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that yesterday, it probably bothered you that I... got some.
#25
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Ohh!
#26
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I will tell Ra that you're here.
#27
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Pretty sure I know why I said that.
#28
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- Oh, I think I threw those away. - Did you?
#29
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Okay.
#30
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I'm never taking a bath again!
#32
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Christopher Plummer went on to a distinguished acting career.
#33
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You've got to be kidding me.
#34
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Put that rat down, and I'll crush you on your porch.
#35
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That went on for a good 20 seconds.
#36
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We made each other better than I ever thought we could be.
#37
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This is taking a weird turn.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
We could do like a... like a point/counterpoint
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40
Okay, well, then you think of something!
#40
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on two pairs of pants and a tam-o'-shanter.
#41
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Okay, fine!
#42
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Really, you don't have to do this.
#43
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I will be right back.
#44
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maybe grab a shower and a movie?
#46
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- Nobody. Why are your pants ripped? - No reason.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Oh. I remember... It's built cheap.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
I did not peg you for a racist.
#49
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So, that was Angie O'Hara?
#50