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Season 5  "Flowers For Taco"  5x8

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 23, 2013

Chalupa Batman's first words cause fantasy friction between Kevin and Jenny. Ruxin's dog loses interest in Jenny. Taco is forced to face life without marijuana. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
time? That was an accident.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
attractive. Huh, must've been a female
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
What is in the briefcase? Well, goddamn popo's cracking
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
the cloud with me at all times. It's like a cloud bank.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
It analyzes play-calling tendencies, strength of schedule
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Isaiah Pead. - No, no...
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Does this smell like shit? Oh, God, Kevin!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
It smells like shit. Is anyone gonna fix the
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
little bitch because these don't have any reefer in them.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
everything. You guys are so ugly.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
Whoa!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
Look at that stupid grin and your laid-back demeanor.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
made-up songs. Where the hell'd you get that
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
Comment ça va? When did you start speaking
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
upstairs. Come on.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
they're illegal and that's the government's job.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
there with that dog. Right? I know. It's weird.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
second, I came up with a law, conservation of boners.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
missing doggy boners are being transformed into other boners.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
dongers. I mean, where would those boners
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
...we were just on our way to dinner, and I thought it would
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Handsome devil. You come here.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
I don't know what you did to this poor dog.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
I leave my work. I see a bird. Boom, we lock eyes.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Yeah. Hello, gentlemen.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
as well, mm-hmm. What?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Yeah, the Saints in a high-scoring game against the
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Everybody else got their Taco-bye.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
from my parents. Now can I be in the group?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Hmm, interesting.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
As commissioner, I say no to re-stoning my brother.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
I have no visible means of support, I wear clothes I find
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
All right, CB, these are your last moments with Elvis.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
Isaiah Pead! Ball sack! Not you!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
Hey, stop it! Let go! Get back! Oh! Go! God. Oh!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Pead...
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Oh!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
women and now can only be aroused by women in violent
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
beers, or... Hmm. Oh, they're okay.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
remind us, he's been taking his dog for longer walks recently.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
been watching pornography on his cell phone during his dog walks.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
right.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
Huh? James Russell Lowell.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
- No, no, some more time. - Oh, really?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Oh, Andre, judgment day. Uh-oh!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
people who don't own televisions about not owning a television.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
What's going on What are you guys doing?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Please! It's super depressing.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Hey, Ruspin. Hi, Taco.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
attractive. Huh, must've been a female
#2 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
What is in the briefcase? Well, goddamn popo's cracking
#3 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
the cloud with me at all times. It's like a cloud bank.
#4 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
It analyzes play-calling tendencies, strength of schedule
#5 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Isaiah Pead. - No, no...
#6 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Does this smell like shit? Oh, God, Kevin!
#7 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
It smells like shit. Is anyone gonna fix the
#8 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
little bitch because these don't have any reefer in them.
#9 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
everything. You guys are so ugly.
#10 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
Whoa!
#11 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
Look at that stupid grin and your laid-back demeanor.
#12 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
made-up songs. Where the hell'd you get that
#13 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
Comment ça va? When did you start speaking
#14 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
upstairs. Come on.
#15 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
they're illegal and that's the government's job.
#16 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
there with that dog. Right? I know. It's weird.
#17 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
second, I came up with a law, conservation of boners.
#18 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
missing doggy boners are being transformed into other boners.
#19 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
dongers. I mean, where would those boners
#20 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
...we were just on our way to dinner, and I thought it would
#21 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Handsome devil. You come here.
#22 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
I don't know what you did to this poor dog.
#23 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
I leave my work. I see a bird. Boom, we lock eyes.
#24 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Yeah. Hello, gentlemen.
#25 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
as well, mm-hmm. What?
#26 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Yeah, the Saints in a high-scoring game against the
#27 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Everybody else got their Taco-bye.
#28 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
from my parents. Now can I be in the group?
#29 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Hmm, interesting.
#30 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
As commissioner, I say no to re-stoning my brother.
#31 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
I have no visible means of support, I wear clothes I find
#32 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
All right, CB, these are your last moments with Elvis.
#33 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
Isaiah Pead! Ball sack! Not you!
#34 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
Hey, stop it! Let go! Get back! Oh! Go! God. Oh!
#35 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Pead...
#36 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
Oh!
#37 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
women and now can only be aroused by women in violent
#38 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
beers, or... Hmm. Oh, they're okay.
#39 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
remind us, he's been taking his dog for longer walks recently.
#40 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
been watching pornography on his cell phone during his dog walks.
#41 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
right.
#42 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
Huh? James Russell Lowell.
#43 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
- No, no, some more time. - Oh, really?
#44 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45 #45 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Oh, Andre, judgment day. Uh-oh!
#46 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
people who don't own televisions about not owning a television.
#47 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
What's going on What are you guys doing?
#48 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Please! It's super depressing.
#49 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Hey, Ruspin. Hi, Taco.
#50