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Season 5  "The Von Nowzick Wedding"  5x2

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 11, 2013

The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 1
How many hats are you gonna wear?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
No lazy doves, J-Balls! No?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
You're sitting alone here at the pool because Pete and Kevin
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
I can change their mind. And what do I have to do in
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
football for a year. Looks like you still play
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
Please. Those girlish diva receivers?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
'Cause you're dangerous. You'd better get going.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
Now, today you're all a part of my team.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
that? You gotta wear it!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
and his two wives. Top Groom!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
It's fake blood. Break point.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
Where's the nearest bathroom? I think they're pretty far.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
I'm not Seabiscuit! I gotta have vacation
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
who sniffs young girls' panties, and of course, the newsies
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
I'll be honest with you, I could use a great running
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
Yeah! Speech!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
That they were like Barbie dolls.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
Anus Trixie. This is an important work.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
So from MVPs to A-I-Ds. Everybody, Ted.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
Did I just say great wide receivers?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Andre, anyone. Anyone or Andre is going to have
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
No, I don't mind a bit. Thank you.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is not my forte.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
You know, if I could just better Kevin's toast...
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
in the Northwest. ...who once said, "I am
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
not very bright. All right.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
You screwed me! You gave me traids.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
was gonna be back in the league. Whoops.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Top Groom! Whoo-hoo!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
Well, that's perfect because I swiped that fool's
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
No, I'm saving myself. I'm practicing fap-stinence.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
You got to start letting peoepl out now.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Taco! Ten dollars, $20.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
- Lunch and dinner. - ♪ Shiva Komedi
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
Oh, he must've switched the keys.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Go, go, go! Run, you guys, run, run,
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
a married man. And more importantly, got you
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
I'm gonna do it by myself. That's so weird.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
expensive this stuff is? You know, I know you guys are
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Not to the room. No, no, no, no, no!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
no? No, that's last year's board.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
Wow. Andre!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
We should clean up before Andre gets home, right?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
What happened to trust? Please...
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
even touch me... I'm gonna ruin my makeup.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
on her hands, too? Why didn't you go with her,
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
the league? Oh, my God.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
No lazy doves, J-Balls! No?
#2 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
You're sitting alone here at the pool because Pete and Kevin
#3 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
I can change their mind. And what do I have to do in
#4 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
football for a year. Looks like you still play
#5 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
Please. Those girlish diva receivers?
#6 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
'Cause you're dangerous. You'd better get going.
#7 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
Now, today you're all a part of my team.
#8 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
that? You gotta wear it!
#9 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
and his two wives. Top Groom!
#10 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
It's fake blood. Break point.
#11 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
Where's the nearest bathroom? I think they're pretty far.
#12 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
I'm not Seabiscuit! I gotta have vacation
#13 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
who sniffs young girls' panties, and of course, the newsies
#14 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
I'll be honest with you, I could use a great running
#15 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
Yeah! Speech!
#16 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
That they were like Barbie dolls.
#17 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
Anus Trixie. This is an important work.
#18 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
So from MVPs to A-I-Ds. Everybody, Ted.
#19 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
Did I just say great wide receivers?
#20 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
Andre, anyone. Anyone or Andre is going to have
#21 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
No, I don't mind a bit. Thank you.
#22 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is not my forte.
#23 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
You know, if I could just better Kevin's toast...
#24 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
in the Northwest. ...who once said, "I am
#25 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
not very bright. All right.
#26 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
You screwed me! You gave me traids.
#27 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
was gonna be back in the league. Whoops.
#28 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Top Groom! Whoo-hoo!
#29 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
Well, that's perfect because I swiped that fool's
#30 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
No, I'm saving myself. I'm practicing fap-stinence.
#31 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
You got to start letting peoepl out now.
#32 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Taco! Ten dollars, $20.
#33 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
- Lunch and dinner. - ♪ Shiva Komedi
#34 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
Oh, he must've switched the keys.
#35 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Go, go, go! Run, you guys, run, run,
#36 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
a married man. And more importantly, got you
#37 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
I'm gonna do it by myself. That's so weird.
#38 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
expensive this stuff is? You know, I know you guys are
#39 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
Not to the room. No, no, no, no, no!
#40 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
no? No, that's last year's board.
#41 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
Wow. Andre!
#42 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
We should clean up before Andre gets home, right?
#43 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
What happened to trust? Please...
#44 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
even touch me... I'm gonna ruin my makeup.
#45 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
on her hands, too? Why didn't you go with her,
#46 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
the league? Oh, my God.
#47 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48 #48 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49 #49 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50 #50