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Season 5  "Heavy Petting"  5x6

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 09, 2013

Taco Corp. starts a petting zoo business. Kevin and Ellie rebel when Jenny tries to get the family to adopt a healthier lifestyle. Pete uses Andre as a trade maid.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 1
Uh, your super sexy wife. I'm doing Baby Geoffrey's party
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What? The color is neither here nor
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
sessions' worth, Andre. That's not one shot.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
back. Just watch, watch, okay?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Just a bad time, you know. Take a second, we'll just get
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
"Milk"? Do you want, like, one percent,
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
Geoffrey, you're not much of a physical specimen, but you can
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
I peed my pants a bit. A small bit, it's just a
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
You're driving around in a van that says "Heavy Petting"?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
Who's up for some heavy petting? Yay!
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
Just like I taught you. Jesus, Taco, half these dogs
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
is a mobile pet cemetery, and I think that one might be a cat.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
They appreciate that I treat 'em all equally.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Not my problem, lady.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
She didn't leave me, she's on vacation.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
these children around. Well, is there a ditch we
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
protein. You know what?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Shh. Okay, go, go, go, go.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Mommy will never think to look inside here.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
Oh, it seems you spilled a little bit in the corner of your
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
to keep your dogs off of my lawn.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
And keep the curtains of mine that you're wearing as a dress.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
Well, the rest of my bedroom set's already done.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
Oh! What?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
Yeah! What the...?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
favor. You are a brat, you know
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
wiener make a beeline for Andre's buns.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
Uh, it gets her into trouble quite a bit, as you can imagine.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
medication.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
'Cause when you pee on green grass, it turns it yellow.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
Ew, what is that? That's you.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
drinks are here. Everyone here knows it's
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
Twinkies. Ho Hos.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
Ow! You're hurting me!
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
Can no one change toilet
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Brothers. Always cramping your space.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Yes. Please, take them. Thank you.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
Took one of his wheels off so no one would steal him.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
I'm downtown and want some egg salad.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
It's a compass. "N" is this way, and I think
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
Rodney! Everybody calls me uxin."
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
Always whining, always whining.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Not much. You know what. I think the dog's still
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
What are you doing so far away from home?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Ellie, I can't have you walk home by yourself.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
me and you, that's it. No one has to know.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
And once my head was clear, I realized that was a terrible trade.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Hey! Get your own pot.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
What? The color is neither here nor
#2
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sessions' worth, Andre. That's not one shot.
#3
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
back. Just watch, watch, okay?
#4
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Just a bad time, you know. Take a second, we'll just get
#5
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
"Milk"? Do you want, like, one percent,
#6
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
Geoffrey, you're not much of a physical specimen, but you can
#7
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
I peed my pants a bit. A small bit, it's just a
#8
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
You're driving around in a van that says "Heavy Petting"?
#9
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
Who's up for some heavy petting? Yay!
#10
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
Just like I taught you. Jesus, Taco, half these dogs
#11
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
is a mobile pet cemetery, and I think that one might be a cat.
#12
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
They appreciate that I treat 'em all equally.
#13
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Not my problem, lady.
#14
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
She didn't leave me, she's on vacation.
#15
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
these children around. Well, is there a ditch we
#16
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
protein. You know what?
#17
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
Shh. Okay, go, go, go, go.
#18
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Mommy will never think to look inside here.
#19
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
Oh, it seems you spilled a little bit in the corner of your
#20
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
to keep your dogs off of my lawn.
#21
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
And keep the curtains of mine that you're wearing as a dress.
#22
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
Well, the rest of my bedroom set's already done.
#23
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
Oh! What?
#24
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
Yeah! What the...?
#25
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
favor. You are a brat, you know
#26
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
wiener make a beeline for Andre's buns.
#27
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Uh, it gets her into trouble quite a bit, as you can imagine.
#29
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
medication.
#30
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
'Cause when you pee on green grass, it turns it yellow.
#31
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
Ew, what is that? That's you.
#32
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
drinks are here. Everyone here knows it's
#33
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
Twinkies. Ho Hos.
#34
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
Ow! You're hurting me!
#35
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
Can no one change toilet
#36
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Brothers. Always cramping your space.
#37
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Yes. Please, take them. Thank you.
#38
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
Took one of his wheels off so no one would steal him.
#39
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
I'm downtown and want some egg salad.
#40
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
It's a compass. "N" is this way, and I think
#41
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
Rodney! Everybody calls me uxin."
#42
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
Always whining, always whining.
#43
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Not much. You know what. I think the dog's still
#44
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
What are you doing so far away from home?
#45
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Ellie, I can't have you walk home by yourself.
#46
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
me and you, that's it. No one has to know.
#47
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
And once my head was clear, I realized that was a terrible trade.
#48
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Hey! Get your own pot.
#49
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