S5 E11
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Season 5  "The Credit Card Alert"  5x11

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 13, 2013

Ellie's basketball coach makes life tough on everyone. Pete dates a married woman, and Andre tries to help with a trade.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 1
- They do. - No, but you can't talk about it, sweetie.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
I now am under no obligation to buy you food. You're going to starve.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
Okay, that means... stomach problem, a coke habit, maybe?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
- No, it's a real thing, okay? - Hey, guys.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
See them out there on the field on Sunday?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
When do we get to meet this secretive lady you're keeping from us?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
You shouldn't do that. That hurts people.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
I mean, sneaking around. You're going to have to go incognito,
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
Now, get on the floor. Give me 20. Come on... What is that?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
Yeah, I know she is. What she's bringing is weak shit.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
- Get down! - All right, I'm a man...
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
I'd like to file a complaint with how you've been treating Chloe lately.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
- Oh, my God. - That's weak!
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
That is the white-collar version of "get 'er done," okay?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
- How is married life for you, Peter? - It's incredibly frustrating right now.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
Well, I haven't stopped. You know, I like to complete an author.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
It's about, she tells me she's going to the gym,
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
She happens to be unhappy in her marriage, but she's promised me
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
just 'cause you guys are jealous that I'm having a great time.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
I live close to Georgia's gym, and I was thinking maybe
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
shitty stable of running backs, so if you get me Le'Veon Bell...
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
- I don't know. - Andre, this is such a win for you, okay?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
Sucker.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
- What did I tell you, huh? - Move, you little maggots, move!
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
Yes! Sorry. Wow....
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
"Lean in" is actually just about seeing Coach's cleavage, right?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
Hey, babe. I will see you in a couple of minutes, okay?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
but she's got no sack because you've got no sack.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Well, then sack up, Ms. MacArthur.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
This... is my sack.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
All right, well, I hope these terrible furnishings don't ruin the mood.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
I'm the accomplice. Nice to meet you, Georgia.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
- What are we doing? - It's a little postcoital snack.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
Andre, what the hell are they doing?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
Hi, friend. Friend Jenny. I'm also friends with him.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
Okay.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
- Him, I did not know about. - Ooh, eggs.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
- Ooh, Good. Phew! - Excuse me?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
Pete and I should both be wearing wigs, okay?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
- Yes. - Why don't you let it grow?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
- It's the real thing. - I can't even deal with this right now.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
over an actual marriage, so I've decided to take a thick, hot,
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Pass the tissues. We all got issues.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
- Speaking of scores... - Go on, take it in.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
You see how disapproving she looks?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
Mrs. Thompson's over there with her husband.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
Jenny, make out with me real quick, 'cause it'll look like we're together.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
- Come on, ladies, hustle. - That's pathetic.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
Oh, well, it looks like your wife Georgia's name is also on the card.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
I now am under no obligation to buy you food. You're going to starve.
#2
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
Okay, that means... stomach problem, a coke habit, maybe?
#3
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4 #4 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
- No, it's a real thing, okay? - Hey, guys.
#5
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
See them out there on the field on Sunday?
#6
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
When do we get to meet this secretive lady you're keeping from us?
#7
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
You shouldn't do that. That hurts people.
#8
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
I mean, sneaking around. You're going to have to go incognito,
#9
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
Now, get on the floor. Give me 20. Come on... What is that?
#10
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
Yeah, I know she is. What she's bringing is weak shit.
#11
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
- Get down! - All right, I'm a man...
#12
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
I'd like to file a complaint with how you've been treating Chloe lately.
#13
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
- Oh, my God. - That's weak!
#14
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
That is the white-collar version of "get 'er done," okay?
#15
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
- How is married life for you, Peter? - It's incredibly frustrating right now.
#16
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
Well, I haven't stopped. You know, I like to complete an author.
#17
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
It's about, she tells me she's going to the gym,
#18
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
She happens to be unhappy in her marriage, but she's promised me
#19
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
just 'cause you guys are jealous that I'm having a great time.
#20
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
I live close to Georgia's gym, and I was thinking maybe
#21
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
shitty stable of running backs, so if you get me Le'Veon Bell...
#22
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
- I don't know. - Andre, this is such a win for you, okay?
#23
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Sucker.
#24
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
- What did I tell you, huh? - Move, you little maggots, move!
#25
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
Yes! Sorry. Wow....
#26
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
"Lean in" is actually just about seeing Coach's cleavage, right?
#27
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
Hey, babe. I will see you in a couple of minutes, okay?
#28
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
but she's got no sack because you've got no sack.
#29
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
Well, then sack up, Ms. MacArthur.
#30
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
This... is my sack.
#31
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
All right, well, I hope these terrible furnishings don't ruin the mood.
#32
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
I'm the accomplice. Nice to meet you, Georgia.
#33
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
- What are we doing? - It's a little postcoital snack.
#34
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
Andre, what the hell are they doing?
#35
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
Hi, friend. Friend Jenny. I'm also friends with him.
#36
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
Okay.
#37
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
- Him, I did not know about. - Ooh, eggs.
#38
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
- Ooh, Good. Phew! - Excuse me?
#39
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
Pete and I should both be wearing wigs, okay?
#40
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
- Yes. - Why don't you let it grow?
#41
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
- It's the real thing. - I can't even deal with this right now.
#42
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
over an actual marriage, so I've decided to take a thick, hot,
#43
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
Pass the tissues. We all got issues.
#44
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
- Speaking of scores... - Go on, take it in.
#45
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
You see how disapproving she looks?
#46
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
Mrs. Thompson's over there with her husband.
#47
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
Jenny, make out with me real quick, 'cause it'll look like we're together.
#48
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
- Come on, ladies, hustle. - That's pathetic.
#49
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
Oh, well, it looks like your wife Georgia's name is also on the card.
#50