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Season 5  "The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah"  5x13

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 20, 2013

The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.

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Eventually, I'll expand it to BJs, Aborigine brothers, or
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Wow, like a Gary Coleman commercial for Wendy's.
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someone who doesn't respect me as a fantasy football player.
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survival? Swim class.
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quarters at me? Yeah. Hey, bangs, I'm talking
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We're not friends at all. This is a dirty, dirty,
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It is just dick in hole. Hey, where are you going?
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and hard, and I can't feel anything since I got frostbite
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Good night, Kevin. Good night, Pete.
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You got the top half, I got the bottom half.
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And what I need is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson-- A.K.A. you-- to
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
Oh, my God. I get it.
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full penny-- I'll write it down in the EBDB.
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anesthesiologist, you get a mixologist.
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realize they're actually pretty ugly.
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Did you put a password on this?
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You remember your Uncle Kevin. Hello.
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Ha! Oh, this coming from the
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didn't. You know what happened?
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We might have to tinker a little.
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that, but here's your plane ticket.
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Why did you sign it? Did you read it through?
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I'm gonna miss this place. Shitty carpet, cheap couch,
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I didn't see you there. Shalom.
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like, shrimp and lobster. Okay, listen, I'm gonna be
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details. ...and shoonk!
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typing? Nothing. I like the sound.
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Oh, for example, I just found out that I'm Eskimo brothers
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Everybody calls me Ruxin. Well, I have a favor to ask, or
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
What did you eat? I ate a raw onion earlier
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That takes me out of it. Shit. We're moving.
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the door. Just open the door, please!
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You wore a condom, right? No, no, no, no, no.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
Okay, well, Christmas came at the exact right time, because
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I worked on Baby Geoffrey's lines with him a little bit.
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the oil. It's like a Hanukkah miracle.
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also have a MacArthur Sacko. Oh, no.
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♪ Hallelujah... Um, what?
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Wow, they really care about our fantasy football league.
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And ever. ♪ This can't get any worse.
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Wow, like a Gary Coleman commercial for Wendy's.
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someone who doesn't respect me as a fantasy football player.
#3
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survival? Swim class.
#4
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quarters at me? Yeah. Hey, bangs, I'm talking
#5
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We're not friends at all. This is a dirty, dirty,
#6
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
It is just dick in hole. Hey, where are you going?
#7
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
and hard, and I can't feel anything since I got frostbite
#8
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
Good night, Kevin. Good night, Pete.
#9
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
You got the top half, I got the bottom half.
#10
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
And what I need is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson-- A.K.A. you-- to
#11
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
Oh, my God. I get it.
#12
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full penny-- I'll write it down in the EBDB.
#13
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anesthesiologist, you get a mixologist.
#14
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realize they're actually pretty ugly.
#15
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Did you put a password on this?
#16
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You remember your Uncle Kevin. Hello.
#17
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Ha! Oh, this coming from the
#18
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didn't. You know what happened?
#19
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We might have to tinker a little.
#20
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that, but here's your plane ticket.
#21
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Why did you sign it? Did you read it through?
#22
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I'm gonna miss this place. Shitty carpet, cheap couch,
#23
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I didn't see you there. Shalom.
#24
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like, shrimp and lobster. Okay, listen, I'm gonna be
#25
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details. ...and shoonk!
#26
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typing? Nothing. I like the sound.
#27
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Oh, for example, I just found out that I'm Eskimo brothers
#28
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Everybody calls me Ruxin. Well, I have a favor to ask, or
#29
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What did you eat? I ate a raw onion earlier
#30
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That takes me out of it. Shit. We're moving.
#31
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the door. Just open the door, please!
#32
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You wore a condom, right? No, no, no, no, no.
#33
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Okay, well, Christmas came at the exact right time, because
#34
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I worked on Baby Geoffrey's lines with him a little bit.
#35
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the oil. It's like a Hanukkah miracle.
#36
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
also have a MacArthur Sacko. Oh, no.
#37
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♪ Hallelujah... Um, what?
#38
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Wow, they really care about our fantasy football league.
#39
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And ever. ♪ This can't get any worse.
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