S5 E12
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Season 5  "Baby Geoffrey Jesus"  5x12

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 20, 2013

Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
meaty clackers? No, you do... you do that and
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
self-loathing, not 'cause he's anti-Semitic.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
And then, you know, maybe, if you want, I could probably give
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
attic? (sniffs) You don't smell
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
I don't want to know it. I do not want to know it.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Davis. Oh. Ho, ho.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
the best of me all year. But now my revenge will be as
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
gonna get our revenge on Pete. Please do not tell Pete.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
I kind of miss it. I miss it a lot.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
I just felt I should report it to you.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
dinner out of the freezer? I didn't.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
happy. I mean, with Georgia-- what
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Oh. Hey.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
I'm starving. You're joking, right?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
here? Look at you.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
Do you hear me? Just... say it back, and I'll
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
anti-social shitter. Hi, brother.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
No, you were Judas or Satan. I was cast as Judas every
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
It's not a holy war. We're gonna crush you.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Said what I'd done to him was proof that God didn't exist on
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
This is the Vernon Davis I know. Well, how do you know him?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
No, but I don't like that you're making me look so lame.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
Vernon Davis. Thanks, Taco.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
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for TacoCorp headquarters. Those are Ellie's school
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
use it, Taco. No, you don't.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Ugh! All right, just, everyone
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
It's not "sex with other men." You're a dick.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
because they'd be on the waiver wire.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
God. That's disgusting.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
Rafi! Oh.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
kitchen? I added a kitchen to an
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
baptized him. Throwing him into Lake
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
I don't need fake Vernon Davis to be into soup, I need
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
What do you need me to do? Uh, just need five minutes of
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
their body. We'd call them "The VD".
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
No, absolutely not. All right, I'm gonna put
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Thank you for coming. How did you get a rabbi in
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
And to think that Conservadox Judaism has only made her that
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Rodney Rod-man. Dennis Rod-man.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
over eight days instead of just one?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
had to let her win or else she'd throw tantrums.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
You just, you clarified everything for me.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
He's got a, some kind of huge injury, what is that?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Rabbi Kirshenblatt, you remember my wife, Sofia?
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Yeah, well, the toilet didn't promise gifts.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
good to other people. That's called "ethics."
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Of course I play fantasy football.
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Uh, who wants to be Jewish and raise my son Jewish, I would
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
But I need you, like, we're gonna have to, like, seriously

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
self-loathing, not 'cause he's anti-Semitic.
#2
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
And then, you know, maybe, if you want, I could probably give
#3
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
attic? (sniffs) You don't smell
#4
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
I don't want to know it. I do not want to know it.
#5
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Davis. Oh. Ho, ho.
#6
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
the best of me all year. But now my revenge will be as
#7
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
gonna get our revenge on Pete. Please do not tell Pete.
#8
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
I kind of miss it. I miss it a lot.
#9
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
I just felt I should report it to you.
#10
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
dinner out of the freezer? I didn't.
#11
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
happy. I mean, with Georgia-- what
#12
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Oh. Hey.
#13
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
I'm starving. You're joking, right?
#14
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
here? Look at you.
#15
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Do you hear me? Just... say it back, and I'll
#16
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
anti-social shitter. Hi, brother.
#17
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No, you were Judas or Satan. I was cast as Judas every
#18
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
It's not a holy war. We're gonna crush you.
#19
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Said what I'd done to him was proof that God didn't exist on
#20
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
This is the Vernon Davis I know. Well, how do you know him?
#21
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
No, but I don't like that you're making me look so lame.
#22
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Vernon Davis. Thanks, Taco.
#23
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for TacoCorp headquarters. Those are Ellie's school
#25
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use it, Taco. No, you don't.
#26
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Ugh! All right, just, everyone
#27
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
It's not "sex with other men." You're a dick.
#28
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
because they'd be on the waiver wire.
#29
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
God. That's disgusting.
#30
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
Rafi! Oh.
#31
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
kitchen? I added a kitchen to an
#32
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
baptized him. Throwing him into Lake
#33
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
I don't need fake Vernon Davis to be into soup, I need
#34
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
What do you need me to do? Uh, just need five minutes of
#35
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
their body. We'd call them "The VD".
#36
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
No, absolutely not. All right, I'm gonna put
#37
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Thank you for coming. How did you get a rabbi in
#38
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
And to think that Conservadox Judaism has only made her that
#39
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Rodney Rod-man. Dennis Rod-man.
#40
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
over eight days instead of just one?
#41
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
had to let her win or else she'd throw tantrums.
#42
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
You just, you clarified everything for me.
#43
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
He's got a, some kind of huge injury, what is that?
#44
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Rabbi Kirshenblatt, you remember my wife, Sofia?
#45
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Yeah, well, the toilet didn't promise gifts.
#46
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
good to other people. That's called "ethics."
#47
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Of course I play fantasy football.
#48
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Uh, who wants to be Jewish and raise my son Jewish, I would
#49
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
But I need you, like, we're gonna have to, like, seriously
#50