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Season 5  "The Bye Week"  5x5

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 02, 2013

Ruxin misses his flight for a business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago instead of going home. Taco Corp. gets its first Worldwide Headquarters.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
I will be at your house in the morning.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
Ah! It's, uh, evidence. I don't want to implicate you.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
Rafi stole it. Yeah, well, what about my
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
What? No, that is evidence. Right, it's... evidence.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
I love you, babe. Bye. I love you, too. Bye.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
Like "choke 'em out" stuff. God, you're freaking me out,
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
box with you. No, it's cool, man.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
Take the box and go. There's gay stuff.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
give me this box. Terrorist?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
Stop saying "bomb"! I'm not saying "bomb"!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Taco's Truck Grab yourself some grub at ♪ Taco's Truck Taco's Truck
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
♪ Taco's Truck For hot dogs!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
Oh, get out of here, you little
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Truck." Ow! You... Ah, son of a bitch!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Hey, babe.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
Yeah, I decided it was a bad idea to tell her that I was
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
gonna have an affair. You want me to go have an
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
You no longer have to eat this garbage because Taco's Truck is
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
week? Why don't you just get a hotel? No paper trail-- can't use a
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
Mmm. Think I'll work for this bucket of meat loaf. Meat loaf.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Get to work! Let's go! Hi.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
What? I never get a chance to wear it.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
Mmm. Can I get you guys anything to drink? No, I think we'll ask the
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
How's your day? Oh, God. Okay.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
breakfast and shit you out before I'm even done with my
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
I never get a chance to wear it.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
And a matching hat. Here, you hold this, I'll get that, okay. Okay.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
I'd like a chicken burrito. No, we don't do burritos.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
And where are those fries? Table three's waiting.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
I can't wash my hands with anything.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
No, we don't serve Italian food, either.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
About time. What are you doing in there?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Taco's stand. Hmm, I think you'll find
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
Oh, shit, I have to put Chalupa down before Jenny gets home. I got to go.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
mantel when I left. You know how those Latin ladies
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
pretty sure he's stealing some of my stolen stuff.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Thank you. Come here.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Really? Okay, let's just...
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Whether they are boating or playing sports... You like that, huh?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
My little sexy dynamo. Mmm.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
Well, it's not a comedy. Is there anything I need to know
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
your toothbrush for the last three weeks 'cause I can't find
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
glassware. Will you just get your equipmunk
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
it, right? Well, maybe you did.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
Wait, wait a second.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
You are too hot to handle. No, stop.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Oh, my God. Taco!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Okay, here's what I'm thinking. We put it inside the fireplace,
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
I do, too. Yeah, but you're on a bye week. So? I had to come home.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
No, you had a 45-minute conversation.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
Ah! It's, uh, evidence. I don't want to implicate you.
#2 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
Rafi stole it. Yeah, well, what about my
#3 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
What? No, that is evidence. Right, it's... evidence.
#4 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
I love you, babe. Bye. I love you, too. Bye.
#5 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
Like "choke 'em out" stuff. God, you're freaking me out,
#6 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
box with you. No, it's cool, man.
#7 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
Take the box and go. There's gay stuff.
#8 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
give me this box. Terrorist?
#9 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
Stop saying "bomb"! I'm not saying "bomb"!
#10 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
Taco's Truck Grab yourself some grub at ♪ Taco's Truck Taco's Truck
#11 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
♪ Taco's Truck For hot dogs!
#12 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
Oh, get out of here, you little
#13 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
Truck." Ow! You... Ah, son of a bitch!
#14 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Hey, babe.
#15 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
Yeah, I decided it was a bad idea to tell her that I was
#16 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
gonna have an affair. You want me to go have an
#17 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
You no longer have to eat this garbage because Taco's Truck is
#18 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
week? Why don't you just get a hotel? No paper trail-- can't use a
#19 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
Mmm. Think I'll work for this bucket of meat loaf. Meat loaf.
#20 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
Get to work! Let's go! Hi.
#21 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
What? I never get a chance to wear it.
#22 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
Mmm. Can I get you guys anything to drink? No, I think we'll ask the
#23 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
How's your day? Oh, God. Okay.
#24 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
breakfast and shit you out before I'm even done with my
#25 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
I never get a chance to wear it.
#26 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
And a matching hat. Here, you hold this, I'll get that, okay. Okay.
#27 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
I'd like a chicken burrito. No, we don't do burritos.
#28 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
And where are those fries? Table three's waiting.
#29 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
I can't wash my hands with anything.
#30 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
No, we don't serve Italian food, either.
#31 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
About time. What are you doing in there?
#32 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
Taco's stand. Hmm, I think you'll find
#33 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
Oh, shit, I have to put Chalupa down before Jenny gets home. I got to go.
#34 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
mantel when I left. You know how those Latin ladies
#35 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
pretty sure he's stealing some of my stolen stuff.
#36 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Thank you. Come here.
#37 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Really? Okay, let's just...
#38 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Whether they are boating or playing sports... You like that, huh?
#39 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
My little sexy dynamo. Mmm.
#40 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
Well, it's not a comedy. Is there anything I need to know
#41 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
your toothbrush for the last three weeks 'cause I can't find
#42 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
glassware. Will you just get your equipmunk
#43 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
it, right? Well, maybe you did.
#44 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
Wait, wait a second.
#45 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
You are too hot to handle. No, stop.
#46 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Oh, my God. Taco!
#47 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
Okay, here's what I'm thinking. We put it inside the fireplace,
#48 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
I do, too. Yeah, but you're on a bye week. So? I had to come home.
#49 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
No, you had a 45-minute conversation.
#50