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Season 5  "Baby Geoffrey Jesus"  5x12

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 20, 2013

Ruxin and Sofia battle over what religion baby Geoffrey will be. Andre tries a long con. Kevin worries he has been taking Jenny for granted.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
meaty clackers? No, you do... you do that and
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
self-loathing, not 'cause he's anti-Semitic.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
And then, you know, maybe, if you want, I could probably give
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
attic? (sniffs) You don't smell
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
I don't want to know it. I do not want to know it.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Davis. Oh. Ho, ho.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
the best of me all year. But now my revenge will be as
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
gonna get our revenge on Pete. Please do not tell Pete.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
I kind of miss it. I miss it a lot.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
I just felt I should report it to you.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
dinner out of the freezer? I didn't.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
happy. I mean, with Georgia-- what
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Oh. Hey.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
I'm starving. You're joking, right?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
here? Look at you.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
Do you hear me? Just... say it back, and I'll
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
anti-social shitter. Hi, brother.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
No, you were Judas or Satan. I was cast as Judas every
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
It's not a holy war. We're gonna crush you.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Said what I'd done to him was proof that God didn't exist on
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
This is the Vernon Davis I know. Well, how do you know him?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
No, but I don't like that you're making me look so lame.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
Vernon Davis. Thanks, Taco.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
for TacoCorp headquarters. Those are Ellie's school
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
use it, Taco. No, you don't.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Ugh! All right, just, everyone
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
It's not "sex with other men." You're a dick.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
because they'd be on the waiver wire.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
God. That's disgusting.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
Rafi! Oh.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
kitchen? I added a kitchen to an
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
baptized him. Throwing him into Lake
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
I don't need fake Vernon Davis to be into soup, I need
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
What do you need me to do? Uh, just need five minutes of
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
their body. We'd call them "The VD".
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
No, absolutely not. All right, I'm gonna put
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Thank you for coming. How did you get a rabbi in
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
And to think that Conservadox Judaism has only made her that
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Rodney Rod-man. Dennis Rod-man.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
over eight days instead of just one?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
had to let her win or else she'd throw tantrums.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
You just, you clarified everything for me.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
He's got a, some kind of huge injury, what is that?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Rabbi Kirshenblatt, you remember my wife, Sofia?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Yeah, well, the toilet didn't promise gifts.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
good to other people. That's called "ethics."
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Of course I play fantasy football.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Uh, who wants to be Jewish and raise my son Jewish, I would
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
But I need you, like, we're gonna have to, like, seriously

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
self-loathing, not 'cause he's anti-Semitic.
#2 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
And then, you know, maybe, if you want, I could probably give
#3 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
attic? (sniffs) You don't smell
#4 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
I don't want to know it. I do not want to know it.
#5 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Davis. Oh. Ho, ho.
#6 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
the best of me all year. But now my revenge will be as
#7 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
gonna get our revenge on Pete. Please do not tell Pete.
#8 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
I kind of miss it. I miss it a lot.
#9 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
I just felt I should report it to you.
#10 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
dinner out of the freezer? I didn't.
#11 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
happy. I mean, with Georgia-- what
#12 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
Oh. Hey.
#13 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
I'm starving. You're joking, right?
#14 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
here? Look at you.
#15 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
Do you hear me? Just... say it back, and I'll
#16 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
anti-social shitter. Hi, brother.
#17 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
No, you were Judas or Satan. I was cast as Judas every
#18 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
It's not a holy war. We're gonna crush you.
#19 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Said what I'd done to him was proof that God didn't exist on
#20 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
This is the Vernon Davis I know. Well, how do you know him?
#21 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
No, but I don't like that you're making me look so lame.
#22 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
Vernon Davis. Thanks, Taco.
#23 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24 #24 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
for TacoCorp headquarters. Those are Ellie's school
#25 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
use it, Taco. No, you don't.
#26 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Ugh! All right, just, everyone
#27 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
It's not "sex with other men." You're a dick.
#28 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
because they'd be on the waiver wire.
#29 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
God. That's disgusting.
#30 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
Rafi! Oh.
#31 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
kitchen? I added a kitchen to an
#32 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
baptized him. Throwing him into Lake
#33 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
I don't need fake Vernon Davis to be into soup, I need
#34 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
What do you need me to do? Uh, just need five minutes of
#35 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
their body. We'd call them "The VD".
#36 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
No, absolutely not. All right, I'm gonna put
#37 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Thank you for coming. How did you get a rabbi in
#38 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
And to think that Conservadox Judaism has only made her that
#39 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
Rodney Rod-man. Dennis Rod-man.
#40 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
over eight days instead of just one?
#41 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
had to let her win or else she'd throw tantrums.
#42 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
You just, you clarified everything for me.
#43 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
He's got a, some kind of huge injury, what is that?
#44 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Rabbi Kirshenblatt, you remember my wife, Sofia?
#45 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Yeah, well, the toilet didn't promise gifts.
#46 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
good to other people. That's called "ethics."
#47 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
Of course I play fantasy football.
#48 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
Uh, who wants to be Jewish and raise my son Jewish, I would
#49 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
But I need you, like, we're gonna have to, like, seriously
#50