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Season 5  "The Bachelor Draft"  5x1

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 04, 2013

The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.

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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
But I get where all this is coming from.
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Normally like four, but I could probably fit about six or seven.
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Video message.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
I don't remember him being that good with sand.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
The Ted draft will be held in California.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
league, I don't really give a shit about the draft.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Yeah, I'm in.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
cake that dogfights and shoots chocolate bullets.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
I'll get a couple more samples.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
And people love competition.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
I promise.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
She doesn't have that power.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Secret draft.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Ooh... Fine, but I'm not that comfortable with this.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
And this is a broposal.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
And that's why I think it would be prudent if you chose Taco.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
between the four of you, so I went with Jenny."
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
I help with the bachelor party and... Sex tips? I need 'em.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
And this weekend is gonna be a Andre spectacular.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
about it.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
I just want you to know that, as a doctor, if you ever need
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
I mean, you get to use that special lane on the highway.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
What'd I miss?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Bold letters just screaming it.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Really? You're gonna stand five feet from us and you're not gonna draft?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Uh, indeed I am.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
thing, like they're friends.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Pocket dogs.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
What is that?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Are we ready to start the next year of my championship?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
We keep it tight, you know?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
I give you... the Ruxin.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
It looks like his head sat in gum.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
No, no, no, you animal!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
First pick in the second round.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Okay, but you are going to take that team as it is.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
You can't unjoin the Domination League!
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
Things I do for my friends.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
What the hell is this?
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Well, we didn't... No one clarified it before... The masks are...
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
You're not going anywhere, pretty, pretty boy.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Spazinelli, calm down, these are just paintball guns.
 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Please, no!
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Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Normally like four, but I could probably fit about six or seven.
#2 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Video message.
#3 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
I don't remember him being that good with sand.
#4 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
The Ted draft will be held in California.
#5 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
league, I don't really give a shit about the draft.
#6 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Yeah, I'm in.
#7 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8 #8 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
cake that dogfights and shoots chocolate bullets.
#9 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
I'll get a couple more samples.
#10 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
And people love competition.
#11 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
I promise.
#12 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
She doesn't have that power.
#13 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Secret draft.
#14 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Ooh... Fine, but I'm not that comfortable with this.
#15 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
And this is a broposal.
#16 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
And that's why I think it would be prudent if you chose Taco.
#17 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
between the four of you, so I went with Jenny."
#18 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
I help with the bachelor party and... Sex tips? I need 'em.
#19 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
And this weekend is gonna be a Andre spectacular.
#20 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21 #21 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
about it.
#22 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
I just want you to know that, as a doctor, if you ever need
#23 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
I mean, you get to use that special lane on the highway.
#24 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
What'd I miss?
#25 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26 #26 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Bold letters just screaming it.
#27 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Really? You're gonna stand five feet from us and you're not gonna draft?
#28 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Uh, indeed I am.
#29 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
thing, like they're friends.
#30 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Pocket dogs.
#31 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
What is that?
#32 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Are we ready to start the next year of my championship?
#33 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
We keep it tight, you know?
#34 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
I give you... the Ruxin.
#35 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
It looks like his head sat in gum.
#36 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
No, no, no, you animal!
#37 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
First pick in the second round.
#38 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Okay, but you are going to take that team as it is.
#39 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
You can't unjoin the Domination League!
#40 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
Things I do for my friends.
#41 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
What the hell is this?
#42 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Well, we didn't... No one clarified it before... The masks are...
#43 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44 #44 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
You're not going anywhere, pretty, pretty boy.
#45 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Spazinelli, calm down, these are just paintball guns.
#46 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
Please, no!
#47 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48 #48 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49 #49 Recap of The League Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50 #50