S3 E9
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Season 3  "The Out of Towner"  3x9

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 01, 2011

The group's old buddy, Chuck, visits and is not at all like what the guys remember him to be. Meanwhile, Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a drug dealer, and Taco goes on a radical diet.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
There's nothing there.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Uh, so where were we? So cans... Wait, wait.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
In my head.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
I can't wait to use this stuff at my cocktail party.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
These sweat pants make my junk feel so good, it feels like
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Shake it up, shake it up, shake it up.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
Taco.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Awesome.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
How many drinks would you say you have in a week?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Let me just give you a little brief recap here.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
If we were in Tijuana, Andre, there would be a goddamn monkey
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
continue the examination.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Well, I guess this examination is done.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
And prescription drug fraud.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
N-N-No, it's a sobriety chip.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Yeah, I had to go get a new job because I had pulled my
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Oh, but that's just Ping- Pong.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
No, I can, I can never sit in gum for anyone anymore, okay?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
to sit in gum for you, but I cannot.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
I know, I just peed all over the floor in there.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Yeah, that's her sister, but don't even think about it.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
But you have to promise me that you're gonna be responsible tonight, okay?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Just take off the TP, it's good as new.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
What, is he Garfield?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Well, then, I ordered a VHS.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
I'm not leaving without $500.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
You understand?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
I was going to make a lasagna.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
I think you have a drinking problem.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Andre, your Pinot Grigio?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
the people who love you, and quite frankly I need a good wingman.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
make everyone else feel awkward and then would it become a reflection on me?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
You see what happens there, Chuck?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
Yes.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
You can even text me up until the hour before.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
This is your lawyer?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
I need you to be the lawyer guy you were before.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
You come live with me and Sofia.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Welcome to Andre Capone's.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Yes, have some.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
You can't be drinking on painkillers.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Welcome to Andre Capone's, the best speakeasy this side of Chicago.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
My strainer, and it is. Ooh.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
All right, fair enough, Chuck, fair enough.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
Those are actually Taco's own marinated fruits.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Uh, so where were we? So cans... Wait, wait.
#2
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
In my head.
#3
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
I can't wait to use this stuff at my cocktail party.
#4
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5 #5 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
These sweat pants make my junk feel so good, it feels like
#6
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Shake it up, shake it up, shake it up.
#7
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
Taco.
#8
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Awesome.
#9
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
How many drinks would you say you have in a week?
#10
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Let me just give you a little brief recap here.
#11
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
If we were in Tijuana, Andre, there would be a goddamn monkey
#12
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
continue the examination.
#13
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Well, I guess this examination is done.
#14
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
And prescription drug fraud.
#15
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
N-N-No, it's a sobriety chip.
#16
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Yeah, I had to go get a new job because I had pulled my
#17
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Oh, but that's just Ping- Pong.
#18
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
No, I can, I can never sit in gum for anyone anymore, okay?
#19
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
to sit in gum for you, but I cannot.
#20
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
I know, I just peed all over the floor in there.
#21
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Yeah, that's her sister, but don't even think about it.
#22
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
But you have to promise me that you're gonna be responsible tonight, okay?
#23
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Just take off the TP, it's good as new.
#24
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25 #25 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
What, is he Garfield?
#26
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Well, then, I ordered a VHS.
#27
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
I'm not leaving without $500.
#28
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
You understand?
#29
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
I was going to make a lasagna.
#30
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
I think you have a drinking problem.
#31
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Andre, your Pinot Grigio?
#32
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
the people who love you, and quite frankly I need a good wingman.
#33
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
make everyone else feel awkward and then would it become a reflection on me?
#34
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
You see what happens there, Chuck?
#35
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
Yes.
#36
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
You can even text me up until the hour before.
#37
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
This is your lawyer?
#38
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
I need you to be the lawyer guy you were before.
#39
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40 #40 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41 #41 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
You come live with me and Sofia.
#42
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Welcome to Andre Capone's.
#43
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44 #44 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Yes, have some.
#45
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
You can't be drinking on painkillers.
#46
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Welcome to Andre Capone's, the best speakeasy this side of Chicago.
#47
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
My strainer, and it is. Ooh.
#48
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
All right, fair enough, Chuck, fair enough.
#49
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
Those are actually Taco's own marinated fruits.
#50