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Season 3  "The Lockout"  3x1

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 06, 2011

The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
This guy would have been champion for a whole other year.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
But I did do this.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Come on, Kevin.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Oh, man, I missed you so much.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Oh, actually I'm a flautist.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
(speaking foreign language)
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
These are actually pretty comfortable.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Well, we shot two endings.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
(high-pitched): Good boy.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I, as much as I wish I could, cannot give birth to a Shiva.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Are we waiting for Ruxin, or... No, we have a quorum.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Come on.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And it'll be totally fine as long as one of us is drafting after him.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
It's a finger lock.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Whoa.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
We had a quorum, so... A quorum?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Here it comes.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Jenny can back him up, 'cause she's a sociopath.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Let me be very clear about something.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
(imitates car horn): Lies, lies.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
He'll appreciate the fact that we tried to tell him that the truth... Quiet! Hm?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
What?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
What-what-what do you want?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
What are we doing in a public library?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
How's your child bride, Rafi?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
We're not making a porno with Rafi.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Welcome to the office.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
We're not... We're not a couple.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
I was a homeless person for along time.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Should we start talking shop?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Our only stipulation is that the lead character has to be
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
I guess the thing is for us, we're just not loving the puns.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
How much cleaning up are we talking about?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
How do you know this guy?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
This is your final Sacko punishment-- you are banished.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Secret!
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Yeah, yeah, I got him high one time, and I hypnotized him.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
You don't do morally bankrupt, while me, I swim
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Andre, there's no catch.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
where we will have a ceremony to celebrate the wonderful reign of Ruxin.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Kevin?
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
One of you will receive this rose as the object of my affection-- oh, it's me!
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Good, good.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Without a doubt.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
All that publicity just essentially wasted, flushed down
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Jesus Christ, it's about time.
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Nice furniture, by the way.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
But I did do this.
#2
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Come on, Kevin.
#3
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Oh, man, I missed you so much.
#4
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Oh, actually I'm a flautist.
#5
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
(speaking foreign language)
#6
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
These are actually pretty comfortable.
#7
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Well, we shot two endings.
#8
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
(high-pitched): Good boy.
#9
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I, as much as I wish I could, cannot give birth to a Shiva.
#10
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11 #11 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Are we waiting for Ruxin, or... No, we have a quorum.
#12
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Come on.
#13
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And it'll be totally fine as long as one of us is drafting after him.
#14
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
It's a finger lock.
#15
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Whoa.
#16
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
We had a quorum, so... A quorum?
#17
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Here it comes.
#18
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Jenny can back him up, 'cause she's a sociopath.
#19
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Let me be very clear about something.
#20
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
(imitates car horn): Lies, lies.
#21
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
He'll appreciate the fact that we tried to tell him that the truth... Quiet! Hm?
#22
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
What?
#23
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
What-what-what do you want?
#24
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
What are we doing in a public library?
#25
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
How's your child bride, Rafi?
#26
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
We're not making a porno with Rafi.
#27
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Welcome to the office.
#28
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
We're not... We're not a couple.
#29
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
I was a homeless person for along time.
#30
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Should we start talking shop?
#31
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Our only stipulation is that the lead character has to be
#32
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
I guess the thing is for us, we're just not loving the puns.
#33
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
#34
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
How much cleaning up are we talking about?
#35
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
How do you know this guy?
#36
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
This is your final Sacko punishment-- you are banished.
#37
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38 #38 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Secret!
#39
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Yeah, yeah, I got him high one time, and I hypnotized him.
#40
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
You don't do morally bankrupt, while me, I swim
#41
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Andre, there's no catch.
#42
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
where we will have a ceremony to celebrate the wonderful reign of Ruxin.
#43
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Kevin?
#44
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
One of you will receive this rose as the object of my affection-- oh, it's me!
#45
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Good, good.
#46
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Without a doubt.
#47
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
All that publicity just essentially wasted, flushed down
#48
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Jesus Christ, it's about time.
#49
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Nice furniture, by the way.
#50