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Season 3  "The Funeral"  3x13

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 22, 2011

The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte, and Ruxin is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
No, Kevin... Wha... Andre... Me?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
I listened to it, I scratched it, I threw it away and blamed
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
What?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
So I just want to wish you one last hearty and heartfelt-- Suck it!
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
Come on, man, you're taking all the fun out of this for me.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Are you trying to be Ruxin?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Andre, look, the Sacko Bowl doesn't need any extra lore this year, all right?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
I'm family.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
Great. Push the button.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Yeah. Two knives, my dick and this.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
That's that sexy nurse I was telling you about.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
It's fantasy football.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
Taco got us a Christmas present.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
Let's fire it up.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Are you trying to "hye-na-tize" me right now?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
And you love to be mounted and humped.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Rodney Ruxin.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
That Puerto Rican slut is my husband's mistress.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Hey.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
Why are you dressed like a whore?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
I will continue this season so that Pete can get the Sacko.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
No. I've already done my Saint Peter duties.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
He will probably never be here again.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
Granted, I've had some trouble this week with Raffi.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
touch with what's important.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
for Boys and Girls.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
Your turn to take it.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
I'm good.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
We're going to bury him in it.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
Cool.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Come on.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
that I went through having the Sacko.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
And then brand my steak-- a lesser grade of course-- with the Sacko.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
I came to talk to my buddy.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
Knives back in your pocket.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Hey!
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
Shiva?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
Andre.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
He said he had better things to do.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
Honestly, Ruxin should get a special medical dispensation, which means...
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46
This whole thing has been an elaborate setup just to get me
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
I'm not going down!
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
Oh, how did this platypus get a boat?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
Kegel the Elf?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
We got a divorce.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
I listened to it, I scratched it, I threw it away and blamed
#2 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
What?
#3 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
So I just want to wish you one last hearty and heartfelt-- Suck it!
#4 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
Come on, man, you're taking all the fun out of this for me.
#5 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Are you trying to be Ruxin?
#6 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Andre, look, the Sacko Bowl doesn't need any extra lore this year, all right?
#7 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
I'm family.
#8 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
Great. Push the button.
#9 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Yeah. Two knives, my dick and this.
#10 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
That's that sexy nurse I was telling you about.
#11 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
It's fantasy football.
#12 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13 #13 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
Taco got us a Christmas present.
#14 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
Let's fire it up.
#15 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Are you trying to "hye-na-tize" me right now?
#16 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
And you love to be mounted and humped.
#17 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Rodney Ruxin.
#18 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
That Puerto Rican slut is my husband's mistress.
#19 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Hey.
#20 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
Why are you dressed like a whore?
#21 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
I will continue this season so that Pete can get the Sacko.
#22 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
No. I've already done my Saint Peter duties.
#23 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
He will probably never be here again.
#24 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
Granted, I've had some trouble this week with Raffi.
#25 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
touch with what's important.
#26 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
for Boys and Girls.
#27 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
Your turn to take it.
#28 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
I'm good.
#29 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
We're going to bury him in it.
#30 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
Cool.
#31 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Come on.
#32 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
that I went through having the Sacko.
#33 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
And then brand my steak-- a lesser grade of course-- with the Sacko.
#34 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
I came to talk to my buddy.
#35 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
Knives back in your pocket.
#36 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37 #37 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38 #38 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Hey!
#39 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
Shiva?
#40 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41 #41 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42 #42 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
Andre.
#43 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
He said he had better things to do.
#44 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
Honestly, Ruxin should get a special medical dispensation, which means...
#45 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46
This whole thing has been an elaborate setup just to get me
#46 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
I'm not going down!
#47 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
Oh, how did this platypus get a boat?
#48 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
Kegel the Elf?
#49 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
We got a divorce.
#50