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Season 3  "The Guest Bong"  3x11

Aired 13 years ago - Dec 15, 2011

Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 1
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
A smooch before bed.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
And a little bit of coke, like.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
I spoke to her parents; we've arranged a sleepover for Friday.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
Just be cool.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
So nice to meet you, too.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
Yes.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
Were you the rape-er or the rape-ee?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
You, too.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
And that would be fine, if that was all of the information.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
It said, "A pen just exploded in my vag."
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
That's why you've just confirmed my decision to get this. Huh?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
That is awesome.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
By the way, where's the vuvuzela I kept in the attic?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Yes. For instance, the guest bong at your place is the pepper shaker.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
Dear Andre, I'm going to go so balls deep in your team this
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
Come on, Andre, no response?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
Aw!
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
Because he wanted me to use her, and I'm not going to let
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
No.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
Like how would you say shit sipper?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
Next time you want to stick something in me, text me.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
What...?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
pushing itself wirelessly through different devices?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
What is that?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
But not that I'm here, we can do them together, and I'm guessing
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
He's retired.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Has he ever done anything wrong?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
All right, all right, all right.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
You like Dickens?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
I would love to come see you in your community theater
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
Brandon Jacobs give you a touchdown.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
All right, easy Jason Statham.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
You take the whole load all at once?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
Not doing as well as Michael Vick did earlier today.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
No, this is called shit talking, and you will catch on
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
No, no, no.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
She is not a girl, Pete.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
fat girls dealing with their complicated issues with dudes
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
What about photos of Alan Rickman?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
It's going to be the best sleepover ever!
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
Movie night's cancelled, girls.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
Oh, yeah.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Ghost of Sacko Past, Ghost of Sacko Future.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
Oh, God damn you.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
This was supposed to be a Christmas joy for everyone, but
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
Okay, so you're sure?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Hello.
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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
A smooch before bed.
#2 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
And a little bit of coke, like.
#3 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
I spoke to her parents; we've arranged a sleepover for Friday.
#4 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
Just be cool.
#5 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
So nice to meet you, too.
#6 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
Yes.
#7 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
Were you the rape-er or the rape-ee?
#8 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
You, too.
#9 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
And that would be fine, if that was all of the information.
#10 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
It said, "A pen just exploded in my vag."
#11 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
That's why you've just confirmed my decision to get this. Huh?
#12 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
That is awesome.
#13 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
By the way, where's the vuvuzela I kept in the attic?
#14 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Yes. For instance, the guest bong at your place is the pepper shaker.
#15 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
Dear Andre, I'm going to go so balls deep in your team this
#16 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
Come on, Andre, no response?
#17 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
Aw!
#18 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
Because he wanted me to use her, and I'm not going to let
#19 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
No.
#20 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
Like how would you say shit sipper?
#21 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
Next time you want to stick something in me, text me.
#22 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
What...?
#23 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
pushing itself wirelessly through different devices?
#24 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
What is that?
#25 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
But not that I'm here, we can do them together, and I'm guessing
#26 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
He's retired.
#27 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Has he ever done anything wrong?
#28 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
All right, all right, all right.
#29 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
You like Dickens?
#30 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
I would love to come see you in your community theater
#31 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
Brandon Jacobs give you a touchdown.
#32 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
All right, easy Jason Statham.
#33 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
You take the whole load all at once?
#34 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
Not doing as well as Michael Vick did earlier today.
#35 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
No, this is called shit talking, and you will catch on
#36 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
No, no, no.
#37 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
She is not a girl, Pete.
#38 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
fat girls dealing with their complicated issues with dudes
#39 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
What about photos of Alan Rickman?
#40 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
It's going to be the best sleepover ever!
#41 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
Movie night's cancelled, girls.
#42 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
Oh, yeah.
#43 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Ghost of Sacko Past, Ghost of Sacko Future.
#44 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
Oh, God damn you.
#45 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
This was supposed to be a Christmas joy for everyone, but
#46 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
Okay, so you're sure?
#47 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48 #48 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Hello.
#49 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50 #50