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Season 3  "The Lockout"  3x1

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 06, 2011

The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
This guy would have been champion for a whole other year.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
But I did do this.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Come on, Kevin.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Oh, man, I missed you so much.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Oh, actually I'm a flautist.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
(speaking foreign language)
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
These are actually pretty comfortable.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Well, we shot two endings.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
(high-pitched): Good boy.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I, as much as I wish I could, cannot give birth to a Shiva.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Are we waiting for Ruxin, or... No, we have a quorum.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Come on.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And it'll be totally fine as long as one of us is drafting after him.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
It's a finger lock.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Whoa.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
We had a quorum, so... A quorum?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Here it comes.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Jenny can back him up, 'cause she's a sociopath.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Let me be very clear about something.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
(imitates car horn): Lies, lies.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
He'll appreciate the fact that we tried to tell him that the truth... Quiet! Hm?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
What?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
What-what-what do you want?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
What are we doing in a public library?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
How's your child bride, Rafi?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
We're not making a porno with Rafi.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Welcome to the office.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
We're not... We're not a couple.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
I was a homeless person for along time.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Should we start talking shop?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Our only stipulation is that the lead character has to be
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
I guess the thing is for us, we're just not loving the puns.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
How much cleaning up are we talking about?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
How do you know this guy?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
This is your final Sacko punishment-- you are banished.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Secret!
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Yeah, yeah, I got him high one time, and I hypnotized him.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
You don't do morally bankrupt, while me, I swim
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Andre, there's no catch.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
where we will have a ceremony to celebrate the wonderful reign of Ruxin.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Kevin?
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
One of you will receive this rose as the object of my affection-- oh, it's me!
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Good, good.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Without a doubt.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
All that publicity just essentially wasted, flushed down
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Jesus Christ, it's about time.
 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Nice furniture, by the way.

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Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
But I did do this.
#2 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Come on, Kevin.
#3 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Oh, man, I missed you so much.
#4 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Oh, actually I'm a flautist.
#5 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
(speaking foreign language)
#6 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
These are actually pretty comfortable.
#7 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Well, we shot two endings.
#8 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
(high-pitched): Good boy.
#9 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
I, as much as I wish I could, cannot give birth to a Shiva.
#10 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11 #11 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Are we waiting for Ruxin, or... No, we have a quorum.
#12 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Come on.
#13 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And it'll be totally fine as long as one of us is drafting after him.
#14 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
It's a finger lock.
#15 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Whoa.
#16 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
We had a quorum, so... A quorum?
#17 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Here it comes.
#18 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Jenny can back him up, 'cause she's a sociopath.
#19 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Let me be very clear about something.
#20 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
(imitates car horn): Lies, lies.
#21 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
He'll appreciate the fact that we tried to tell him that the truth... Quiet! Hm?
#22 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
What?
#23 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
What-what-what do you want?
#24 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
What are we doing in a public library?
#25 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
How's your child bride, Rafi?
#26 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
We're not making a porno with Rafi.
#27 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Welcome to the office.
#28 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
We're not... We're not a couple.
#29 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
I was a homeless person for along time.
#30 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Should we start talking shop?
#31 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Our only stipulation is that the lead character has to be
#32 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
I guess the thing is for us, we're just not loving the puns.
#33 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
#34 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
How much cleaning up are we talking about?
#35 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
How do you know this guy?
#36 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
This is your final Sacko punishment-- you are banished.
#37 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38 #38 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Secret!
#39 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Yeah, yeah, I got him high one time, and I hypnotized him.
#40 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
You don't do morally bankrupt, while me, I swim
#41 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Andre, there's no catch.
#42 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
where we will have a ceremony to celebrate the wonderful reign of Ruxin.
#43 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Kevin?
#44 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
One of you will receive this rose as the object of my affection-- oh, it's me!
#45 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Good, good.
#46 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Without a doubt.
#47 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
All that publicity just essentially wasted, flushed down
#48 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Jesus Christ, it's about time.
#49 Recap of The League Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Nice furniture, by the way.
#50