The League

The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte, and Ruxin is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.

No, Kevin... Wha... Andre... Me?

I listened to it, I scratched it, I threw it away and blamed

What?

So I just want to wish you one last hearty and heartfelt-- Suck it!

Come on, man, you're taking all the fun out of this for me.

Are you trying to be Ruxin?

Andre, look, the Sacko Bowl doesn't need any extra lore this year, all right?

I'm family.

Great. Push the button.

Yeah. Two knives, my dick and this.

That's that sexy nurse I was telling you about.

It's fantasy football.

Taco got us a Christmas present.

Let's fire it up.

Are you trying to "hye-na-tize" me right now?

And you love to be mounted and humped.

Rodney Ruxin.

That Puerto Rican slut is my husband's mistress.

Hey.

Why are you dressed like a whore?

I will continue this season so that Pete can get the Sacko.

No. I've already done my Saint Peter duties.

He will probably never be here again.

Granted, I've had some trouble this week with Raffi.

touch with what's important.

for Boys and Girls.

Your turn to take it.

I'm good.

We're going to bury him in it.

Cool.

Come on.

that I went through having the Sacko.

And then brand my steak-- a lesser grade of course-- with the Sacko.

I came to talk to my buddy.

Knives back in your pocket.

Hey!

Shiva?

Andre.

He said he had better things to do.

Honestly, Ruxin should get a special medical dispensation, which means...

This whole thing has been an elaborate setup just to get me

I'm not going down!

Oh, how did this platypus get a boat?

Kegel the Elf?

We got a divorce.

Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.

Actually, could I get Doak's contact from you?

Oh, we got to nail that one down.

No one ever does.

Benching players to intentionally lose is against the rules.

Yes, I've done my homework.

Guys, I know I've been chewing your ear off all year about Taco Corp.

Ruxin, as my lawyer and wartime consigliere, I need to

I just added myself as your ICE.

And the reason I respect you is because you remind me of a young me.

Welcome on board.

I just can't get it up for college football.

That's not a compliment.

week 15, but Ruxin's players are all on teams that are going to the playoffs.

I've run some very extensive scenarios.

All right, you need to take this and put this back in your

Okay, no, we have to talk about what constitutes an actual emergency.

Okay, I'll get you a beer.

And here's the picture.

No, it's a lilt, first of all.

Not 100% anatomically... I gave you an extra inch... No.

But then again, I'm my harshest critic.

I don't know.

To have a business dinner.

Um, Ellie, have you seen Daddy's briefcase?

Honey, did Uncle Taco tell you where he was holding that business dinner?

All of our staff have been trained to provide excellent

Watch your step.

All right.

Mm-hmm.

And I know that you're very-- Did you, did you take my wine?

And I was thinking, maybe if you just sort of sat back, then

And it is in my briefcase.

It's all paperwork, stuff for work... Maybe it's in that one.

You still got to find this thing, though.

License, registration, proof of insurance, please?

Yeah, I wish he was a wizard at touchdowns.

Step out of the car, sir!

Well, this is an emergency.

You know, he's playing me this week.

I don't know, I don't even know her phone number.

That's an old baloney sandwich.

- Yeah? - You are winning.

That's crazy!

Uh, it looks like you and I are gonna be in the Sacko together.

Are you... are you crying?

This is not the way it was supposed to go!

Thanks for the ammo, Ellie.

Whoa!

Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.

Boop, boop, boop, boop.

A smooch before bed.

And a little bit of coke, like.

I spoke to her parents; we've arranged a sleepover for Friday.

Just be cool.

So nice to meet you, too.

Yes.

Were you the rape-er or the rape-ee?

You, too.

And that would be fine, if that was all of the information.

It said, "A pen just exploded in my vag."

That's why you've just confirmed my decision to get this. Huh?

That is awesome.

By the way, where's the vuvuzela I kept in the attic?

Yes. For instance, the guest bong at your place is the pepper shaker.

Dear Andre, I'm going to go so balls deep in your team this

Come on, Andre, no response?

Aw!

Because he wanted me to use her, and I'm not going to let

No.

Like how would you say shit sipper?

Next time you want to stick something in me, text me.

What...?

pushing itself wirelessly through different devices?

What is that?

But not that I'm here, we can do them together, and I'm guessing

He's retired.

Has he ever done anything wrong?

All right, all right, all right.

You like Dickens?

I would love to come see you in your community theater

Brandon Jacobs give you a touchdown.

All right, easy Jason Statham.

You take the whole load all at once?

Not doing as well as Michael Vick did earlier today.

No, this is called shit talking, and you will catch on

No, no, no.

She is not a girl, Pete.

fat girls dealing with their complicated issues with dudes

What about photos of Alan Rickman?

It's going to be the best sleepover ever!

Movie night's cancelled, girls.

Oh, yeah.

Ghost of Sacko Past, Ghost of Sacko Future.

Oh, God damn you.

This was supposed to be a Christmas joy for everyone, but

Okay, so you're sure?

Hello.

Kevin suspects that his Krav Maga teacher might be hitting on him. Meanwhile, Ruxin joins a cult in order to gain their Fantasy Football knowledge, and Jenny entrusts Andre with a secret.

Taco, that might be legitimately the best idea

Thank you for checking the box online that said that you'd like

Whoa, I'm sorry, you just said something about...

Our religion, the Light of Genesis, forbids any drugs or

You have very nice running backs.

About the Krav Maga-- I have a distinct feeling that my Krav

Now you're making a joke of the whole situation.

Hey.

No.

Jenny, come on.

Oh... oh, my.

Two, three sessions max, we'll just laser it right off.

90-degree angles-- keep that, with the wrist on wrist.

Go get 'em, Pete!

Is that...?

Okay... Kevin, I need you as a volunteer.

I'm going to break that down.

Thank you.

So this was, like, a coordinated effort?

It is not cheating; it is Krav Maga.

That's a strange place for you to be.

Thank you.

We all have secrets.

You guys notice Ruxin made some pretty bold lineup choices

Is that Ruxin?

Uh, we should get out of here, right, guys?

So you got Ruxin to join a cult?

Oh... um, I got a tie that I already own.

Oh, laugh all you want, Kevin, but the Light of Genesis

We share our knowledge with one another.

all of their knowledge will be mine.

now is of me holding the Shiva.

Peace be with you, my brothers, and also with backup Oakland running back,

I just want you to know that I value our friendship paramount to anything else.

I don't need a boob job.

I want Rashard Mendenhall and LeSean McCoy.

Can we just get Ruxin and get out of here before he wins...

You know, to cut to the chase, we want in.

I appreciate your smile, and I like how you say my name in

Come on, try it.

Secret is out, and, uh, we can all share it.

I have Rashard Mendenhall and LeSean McCoy, sucker!

Baptism!

Let us all bow our heads and collect our thoughts

Please.

World Cup, poor person wedding, your own funeral.

- Glory be to the word of truth... - and my lineup.

The group's old buddy, Chuck, visits and is not at all like what the guys remember him to be. Meanwhile, Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a drug dealer, and Taco goes on a radical diet.

There's nothing there.

Uh, so where were we? So cans... Wait, wait.

In my head.

I can't wait to use this stuff at my cocktail party.

These sweat pants make my junk feel so good, it feels like

Shake it up, shake it up, shake it up.

Taco.

Awesome.

How many drinks would you say you have in a week?

Let me just give you a little brief recap here.

If we were in Tijuana, Andre, there would be a goddamn monkey

continue the examination.

Well, I guess this examination is done.

And prescription drug fraud.

N-N-No, it's a sobriety chip.

Yeah, I had to go get a new job because I had pulled my

Oh, but that's just Ping- Pong.

No, I can, I can never sit in gum for anyone anymore, okay?

to sit in gum for you, but I cannot.

I know, I just peed all over the floor in there.

Yeah, that's her sister, but don't even think about it.

But you have to promise me that you're gonna be responsible tonight, okay?

Just take off the TP, it's good as new.

What, is he Garfield?

Well, then, I ordered a VHS.

I'm not leaving without $500.

You understand?

I was going to make a lasagna.

I think you have a drinking problem.

Andre, your Pinot Grigio?

the people who love you, and quite frankly I need a good wingman.

make everyone else feel awkward and then would it become a reflection on me?

You see what happens there, Chuck?

Yes.

You can even text me up until the hour before.

This is your lawyer?

I need you to be the lawyer guy you were before.

You come live with me and Sofia.

Welcome to Andre Capone's.

Yes, have some.

You can't be drinking on painkillers.

Welcome to Andre Capone's, the best speakeasy this side of Chicago.

My strainer, and it is. Ooh.

All right, fair enough, Chuck, fair enough.

Those are actually Taco's own marinated fruits.

Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father, and Andre's sister is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner. Taco makes an edible investment. Kevin and Jenny have a problem with Ellie's class pet.

♪ Ruxin's home alone and he's ready to rock. ♪

Oh, yeah, I think I'm gonna do about five miles today.

What are you doing here, Dad?

Well, as far as they're concerned, I'm home on business.

We'll be together on Thanksgiving.

I feel like the only place I might be losing weight is in the area...

chance to run 'cause of my father's joyous visit.

Yeah, you used to call him "that boy."

Really?

I was quite aware.

Just watching some TV, flipping through channels.

That's a great way to put it.

And not on my laptop.

Right, right, right.

Anything I can do to help that?

There she is.

You don't understand how business works.

I'll give you, like, 1,000 bucks, okay?

The guy's like his own personal cross-country team.

Doesn't she look great?

You know I was their sexual mentor, Andre.

going with it.

What did you think we were doing in there when we told you

No, I don't.

That's gross.

That-that's my move.

Give me a hug.

What market?

Kevin was like a little boy when he heard you were coming.

Eh.

Yeah, see, I think that's just a little... strange.

That-that's a little weird, too.

You should definitely have it.

What? It's a book for the ages.

Oh!

Isn't the other half the amount of time exercised?

You literally have lost no weight here at all.

No, it's called the Belly Bandit.

Okay, yes.

Okay, I understand completely.

You've never taken me to church, is all I'm saying.

No.

We have to figure something out.

Why?

papardelle together with the the truffle.

3,000.

It's not ice cream, it's sorbet.

Awaken it just ever so slightly before you touch it.

Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color to get back their privacy. Sofia accuses Ruxin of breast favoritism, and Andre is honored at his former high school for a donation.

All right!

Will do, Captain Hooker.

God, unbelievable.

What are you, like, a four-year-old gay kid?

that is illegal.

Oh, Taco, this is a mess!

This is full-on family collusion here.

No, I didn't wash my hands if you must know.

Maybe you should get a strap-on... Ah! Da-da-di!

Court is now in session.

And while I have no respect for individual members of this

if Taco does not start a lineup with active NFL players, not

Yeah, all right.

Who's Glovesy?

You-you never... A field of dandelion greens.

dandelion greens.

You got to clean them, of course.

That's why we've been talking so much about germs and Germy.

What about this?

I was fine until I came over here and now you got me sick.

Huh?

This couldn't be coming at a worse time for me.

Just calling to make sure that you will be at my foraging

No, I can... You're working with me.

I went to a concert last night.

What is it?

No, there's probably just a bee in here somewhere.

Everything at this table can be found in this city for free.

Cheese in the crust.

Why were you in traffic for a whole hour?

♪ Yobagoya, the taste will destroy ya The cheapest bucket of beef

It's not the same thing.

Yeah, but I'm here to make sure that Taco sets his own

You don't have to do that, Taco.

Where are the bye weeks?

So I'll just set my lineup.

I-I swear, it just came up.

I do not need to put a kicker there, I need to put a quarterback in.

Came Newtown?

R. Charles... I... You don't want to... Why?

Oh, man, that was easy.

Hey, it's my turn, Glovesy!

(car hns honking)

These are traffic gloves, too!

No, I stand here!

You are really, really, really impressing me.

never had if I, if I impregnated a waitress.

Doesn't make sense.

Jenny jeopardizes Ruxin's chance to work on a big case with his boss, Mr. Hudabega. Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop.

I just want to mess with my lineup a little bit, make a few adjustments before

I don't know. Dust?

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

That's illegal.

Oh, Taco, this is a mess!

This is full-on family collusion here.

- I have... - You didn't wash your hands?!

Maybe you should get a strap-on... Ah! Da-da-di!

It's the Chosen People's Court.

...I have a tremendous amount of respect for the League itself.

be kicked out of this league.

What the...?

Doesn't mean I want to go watch him dance, okay?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Use your words. Speak.

look around the classroom, we don't see all of our classmates

No.

That I am the living Germy.

'Cause I'm sick.

Jump in at any time, Kevin.

This couldn't be coming at a worse time for me.

Just calling to make sure that you will be at my foraging

What kind of allergies do you have?

We're going to put those Amish in prison.

This is the food.

Oh, God.

Hen-of-the-wood mushrooms over a bed of arugula.

Dig in, fellas.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fives.

Yeah, so that none of you bozos could do any funny business.

I'm not high-fiving that.

This is not... I don't know how that got here.

I do not need to put a kicker there, I need to put a quarterback in.

Cam Newton, in.

Because his knee... I'll just go up, to this... blow j... B. J...

You just called me Glovesy?

I think we can just take these gloves, and I'll just

The way I'm looking at it, if you can't afford a porterhouse,

Of course not.

Call Kevin.

Plus, that would be the same as us helping Taco, and we would never want to be

Jenny forgets a special anniversary with Kevin. Andre seeks line-up Nirvana. Kevin is haunted by Pete's imaginary character, the "Bobbum Man," which takes on a life of its own through Taco's offline social network called "My-face."

Om... Vincent Jackson...

And I look forward to using your bullshit, unicorn, rainbow

It's... okay... There's this thing we did in college; it's basically like

filled with equipmonk for great grief to making at you underneath.

And he would just go on with it until you hung up.

Yours was good, too.

Equipmonk?

Crawdaddy man, could you please help me out?

Ellie's gymnastics... No.

I don't... remember... the actual date, but I totally remember having sex...

Yes, and it was good, but not good enough to remember the actual date.

"You have been invited to join "MyFace, an offline social network.

Fine, I accept, Taco.

I will take that as a yes.

I will now join the MyFace group "People who eat food out of Kevin's fridge."

celebrating your sex-versary?

And say hello to the newest additionth to the World Wide World, my MyFace wall.

That is a link.

That was on my vanity.

Speak of the lunatic.

I don't need you to raise Ellie.

Yes.

Security question number one:

for legs.

November 2, 2001.

Okay, great, let's get on all fours for our final position-- cat and cow.

All right, guys, let's move to a seated position.

That wasn't a sarcastic "ohm."

I want you to take your mat, your stupid driving gloves and

"Fe, fi, fo, fum, the end are near at thou bobbum.

I love your face.

You don't understand, it was... Not tonight it's not.

Yes! He had sunglasses and... He's not real!

No!

It's when a woman stands on her head during her period.

Yeah, you.

It was awesome.

No, I created an off-line avatar for the character of bobbum man.

When casting a sexual psychopath with a van, you don't actually

What's that mean?

Yeah, I think it's a great idea.

wrong way.

Wait, Raffi has a place?

Okay, what is that?

There's a lot of knives on here, too.

Don't worry about it, guys.

I mean, this is a horrific situation.

Kevin struggles with getting older. Ruxin is so desperate to get rid of his au pair that he gets Rafi's help. Taco finds a market for Kevin and Jenny's wedding cocktail napkins and Pete learns a new sexual position, which he regrets.

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Ìðïñåßôå íá åßóôå ëßãï äéáêñéôéêïß üôáí ôïõ ìéëÜôå

Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey, and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores online dating, and Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN fantasy football analyst Matthew Berry.

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- Ãíùñßóáìå ôïí... - Çóõ÷ßá.

Ãëõêü, áëìõñü êáé ôñáãáíéóôü.

Ðßíù Ýíá ìáñôßíé ìåôÜ áðü ìéá áôåëåßùôç ìÝñá

ÁõôÞ ç êïðÝëá åðéêïéíþíçóå ìáæß óïõ ìå ñïìáíôéêÞ äéÜèåóç;

Ãåííáßá åðéëïãÞ.

ÁëëÜ ðïéïò èá ôçí óþóåé áðü óÝíá;

Áõôü åäþ åßíáé ôï õðÝñôáôï íôáñáâÝñé. Ðåò ôá ìïõ üëá.

Ôé Ýãéíå üôáí ôï Ýìáèå ç ÔæÝíé; Èá öñßêáñå.

ÊÝâéí, áõôü ôï áßóèçìá áíÜìåóá óôá ìðïýôéá óïõ,

ÁíôáëëÜîáìå ìåñéêÜ ìÝéë êáé èá âñåèïýìå ãéá êáíÜ ðïôü.

Äå èåò åìÝíá. Èåò Ýíáí øéëéêáôæÞ øåýôç óáí ôïí Ðéô.

Åõ÷áñéóôþ. Ìå êïëáêåýåé êáé ìå ðñïóâÜëëåé áõôü. ÅíôÜîåé.

Åãþ Ýñéîá óïêïëÜôá; Ìå ôßðïôá. Äåí ôñþù êáí óïêïëÜôá.

¸÷åé äáãêùìáôéÝò. ºóùò ôï ìÜóáãå ï ãéïò óáò.

ÓêÝøïõ ôï óáí ðñüâá ôæåíåñÜëå ãéá ôï ôÝëåéï ñáíôåâïý.

ÓùóôÜ. Êáé ôï êÜíåôå åêåß ãéá íá ìçí ÷ñåéáóôåß íá ðÜôå óðßôé ôçò.

Ãåéá óáò. Äåí Þèåëá íá äéáêüøù. Åßóôå Ýôïéìïé íá ðáñáããåßëåôå;

Ìïõ Üñðáîå óáí üñíéï ôï ñáíôåâïý.

ÁëëÜ ðñÝðåé íá ðñïóÝ÷åéò. Ðáñáëßãï íá ðÝóåéò.

¸÷ù êÜôé êáéíïýñéïõò ðåëÜôåò ðïõ äåí Ý÷ïõí éäÝá ôé èÝëïõí.

Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.

ðñÝðåé íá ðÜìå óðßôé ôïõ.

¼÷é. Äåí ôï åìðéóôåýïìáé.

- ÈåÝ ìïõ - Ôé;

Åêôéìþ ðïõ ìïõ ôï'ðåò êáé ðÞñá ðßóù ôéò ðñïóêëÞóåéò.

Êïñßôóéá, åßíáé áõôÝò ïé ìÝñåò ôïõ ìÞíá, áëëÜ ÷áëáñþóôå ëßãï.

ÏðïéïíäÞðïôå ðáß÷ôç áðü ôçí ïìÜäá ìïõ, ôçí êáëýôåñç ïìÜäá,

Äåí ôï êïëëÜò áí êïéìçèåßò ìå êÜðïéá;

Ãéáôß îÝñù ðùò õðÜñ÷åé ìéá ìÜãéóóá óôçí ðüëç

ÁñéâåñíôÝôóé áìßãêáò.

Èåò íá äéþîù ôïí Üóôåãï áðü ôï ðáãêÜêé;

ÊáëÜ ôá ðÜù. ÌÝíù óå ðáãêÜêé.

- ¼ìïñöç, å; - Íáé.

Ôá'÷ù ðåñÜóåé. Åßíáé áðáßóéï. ×ùñßò ëïãéêÞ.

"Åßíáé Ýíá üíåéñï èçëõêüôçôáò".

Äåí èá êÜôóù íá ìå âéÜóåé ç ãõíáßêá ìïõ.

Åßóáé ï åðßôñïðïò, êÜôé ðñÝðåé íá êÜíåéò.

Äåí ìðïñþ íá êÜíù ôï ðÜñôé óðßôé ìïõ ãéáôß ï êüóìïò

Äåí êÜíù ðëÜêá, ÑÜîéí.

Ðþò ìðïñåß Ýíáò Üóôåãïò íá îÝñåé üôé Ý÷ù ðåñßïäï;

Äå ìå íïéÜæåé, äåí îÝñù.

Êáé ìåôÜ ôï Óïõêüô, Ýñ÷åôáé ôï ÔÜêïô.

- ¸íáò ãßãáíôáò. - ¼÷é, åìðéóôïóýíç.

Ïê. Ôé Ýãéíå óôï óðßôé ìïõ óôï íôñáöô;

ÌåñéêÝò äåí åßíáé êáí íüìéìåò.

ÁíôñÝ, èåò Üìõíá. ¸÷åéò 4 ìÝóïõò. ¸÷ù 4 áìõíôéêïýò, 0 ìÝóïõò.

Åßíáé óáí Üóêïðïò Good Will Hunting.

Ôé ãßíåôáé ìå ôçí áíôáëëáãÞ;

íá öïñÜåé Ýíá, êáé óêÝöôçêá áöïý ìðïñåß áõôüò... ÊïóÝñ, Ýôóé;

Åõ÷áñéóôþ ðïõ Þñèáôå. Óõãíþìç ãéá ôçí áëëáãÞ ôïðïèåóßáò.

- ¼÷é. - ¼÷é.

ìáêñéÜ ìÝ÷ñé íá äå÷ôïýí ôïí ÔæÝöñé óôï ó÷ïëåßï.

- ¸÷ù ðåñéâñá÷éüíéá ãéá üëïõò. - ¼÷é ðåñéâñá÷éüíéá.

...ðïõ ìáò äéÝôáîå íá êÜíïõìå ôï ëïýëáâ. ÁìÞí.

Ðáò ìÝóá íá âÜëåéò ôï DVD ôïõ Óïõêüô;

Óå åìðéóôåýôçêá êé åóý ìå ìá÷áßñùóåò ðéóþðëáôá.

ÕðÜñ÷åé Ýîáñóç áíôé-Óçìéôéêþí ãêñÜöéôé óôç ãåéôïíéÜ.

Äåí èá óõìðåñéöåñüìïõí ðïôÝ Ýôóé óôï óðßôé ìïõ.

Ôé ãßíåôáé; ¼÷é, ü÷é, äåí åßíáé þñá áêüìá. Åß÷á ó÷Ýäéï. Ãáìþôï.

Ðñïóðáèïýóá íá ôçí êÜíù öùôïãñáößá ôçò ïìÜäáò ìïõ.

Ìðïñåß íá ìðåé óå óõììïñßá. "Åßìáé ï ìðÝìðçò ÔæÝöñé ÑÜîéí".

The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.

This guy would have been champion for a whole other year.

But I did do this.

Come on, Kevin.

Oh, man, I missed you so much.

Oh, actually I'm a flautist.

(speaking foreign language)

These are actually pretty comfortable.

Well, we shot two endings.

(high-pitched): Good boy.

I, as much as I wish I could, cannot give birth to a Shiva.

Are we waiting for Ruxin, or... No, we have a quorum.

Come on.

And it'll be totally fine as long as one of us is drafting after him.

It's a finger lock.

Whoa.

We had a quorum, so... A quorum?

Here it comes.

Jenny can back him up, 'cause she's a sociopath.

Let me be very clear about something.

(imitates car horn): Lies, lies.

He'll appreciate the fact that we tried to tell him that the truth... Quiet! Hm?

What?

What-what-what do you want?

What are we doing in a public library?

How's your child bride, Rafi?

We're not making a porno with Rafi.

Welcome to the office.

We're not... We're not a couple.

I was a homeless person for along time.

Should we start talking shop?

Our only stipulation is that the lead character has to be

I guess the thing is for us, we're just not loving the puns.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How much cleaning up are we talking about?

How do you know this guy?

This is your final Sacko punishment-- you are banished.

Secret!

Yeah, yeah, I got him high one time, and I hypnotized him.

You don't do morally bankrupt, while me, I swim

Andre, there's no catch.

where we will have a ceremony to celebrate the wonderful reign of Ruxin.

Kevin?

One of you will receive this rose as the object of my affection-- oh, it's me!

Good, good.

Without a doubt.

All that publicity just essentially wasted, flushed down

Jesus Christ, it's about time.

Nice furniture, by the way.