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Season 1  "Nicknames"  1x5

Aired 8 years ago - May 20, 2012

Bloggers' nicknames for Selina become her next obsession; Dan goes on a fact-finding mission after his boss is snubbed by the president; it's make-or-break time for the clean-jobs bill.

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Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
All right, so the idea is if you're a fireman
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I wasn't invited. What?
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Hey, ma'am, I'm right here. Can I get you something?
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That is an actually uncanny impression of him.
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Just when you thought he couldn't get any weirder,
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and obviously there is something that he needs to confront me about.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 8
I wouldn't search on your name or your nicknames, really.
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- Mammary Meyer. - Oh, please.
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No, not that one.
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Hat? Oh, wedding?
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Which strategically useful young woman will get to witness
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Think I'm gonna get an orange juice. You want one?
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Oh, mad action.
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The only intel he has is on his fucking PC.
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Hey, there's this extreme metal band playing over at Labyrinth's tonight.
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but not like that.
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That was totally inappropriate.
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- That wouldn't spoil your plans, would it? - No, ma'am.
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Why, because when a guy's with me he doesn't need viagra?
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You know what? You no longer search on the nicknames.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 23
'Cause they're not for fucking sale.
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That would be awesome, man. Thank you. That's great.
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Potus needs some successes right now.
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- Of course. - Yeah.
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Catherine is waiting to Skype with me.
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and I'm gonna see to it personally
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Okay, so you've got your critiques all prepared?
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to an unproven problem so they can sleep better at night.
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or eligible to be held on a 5150
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- No more Selinas? - Okay.
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Ma'am! Ma'am! It's a fucking disaster.
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- My clean jobs? - Yeah.
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Yeah, that means you're kind of slightly confused.
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Are you not gonna say anything?
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- Gary! - Yes, ma'am? Yes, ma'am?
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I think I have an idea. What if we went to a friendly senator
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I really do, Mike.
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sneaking through legislation behind the President's back.
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What I'm saying, you fucking ape,
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You guys think you're fucking New York, but you're not.
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Hey, we should send potus a postcard from Paris.
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That took too long, didn't it?
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- Oh. - Which way are you gonna vote?
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- You back your own policy. - Yeah? You think so?
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you want me to vote against it.
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I wasn't invited. What?
#2
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Hey, ma'am, I'm right here. Can I get you something?
#3
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That is an actually uncanny impression of him.
#5
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Just when you thought he couldn't get any weirder,
#6
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 7
and obviously there is something that he needs to confront me about.
#7
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I wouldn't search on your name or your nicknames, really.
#8
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- Mammary Meyer. - Oh, please.
#9
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No, not that one.
#10
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Hat? Oh, wedding?
#11
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Which strategically useful young woman will get to witness
#12
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Think I'm gonna get an orange juice. You want one?
#13
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Oh, mad action.
#14
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The only intel he has is on his fucking PC.
#15
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Hey, there's this extreme metal band playing over at Labyrinth's tonight.
#16
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but not like that.
#17
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That was totally inappropriate.
#18
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- That wouldn't spoil your plans, would it? - No, ma'am.
#20
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Why, because when a guy's with me he doesn't need viagra?
#21
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You know what? You no longer search on the nicknames.
#22
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'Cause they're not for fucking sale.
#23
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That would be awesome, man. Thank you. That's great.
#24
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Potus needs some successes right now.
#25
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- Of course. - Yeah.
#26
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Catherine is waiting to Skype with me.
#27
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and I'm gonna see to it personally
#28
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Okay, so you've got your critiques all prepared?
#29
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to an unproven problem so they can sleep better at night.
#30
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or eligible to be held on a 5150
#31
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- No more Selinas? - Okay.
#32
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Ma'am! Ma'am! It's a fucking disaster.
#34
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- My clean jobs? - Yeah.
#35
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Yeah, that means you're kind of slightly confused.
#36
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Are you not gonna say anything?
#37
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- Gary! - Yes, ma'am? Yes, ma'am?
#38
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I think I have an idea. What if we went to a friendly senator
#39
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I really do, Mike.
#40
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sneaking through legislation behind the President's back.
#41
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What I'm saying, you fucking ape,
#43
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You guys think you're fucking New York, but you're not.
#44
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Hey, we should send potus a postcard from Paris.
#45
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That took too long, didn't it?
#46
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- Oh. - Which way are you gonna vote?
#47
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- You back your own policy. - Yeah? You think so?
#48
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you want me to vote against it.
#49
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