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A look into American politics, revolving around former Senator Selina Meyer who finds being Vice President of the United States is nothing like she expected and everything everyone ever warned her about.

Season 1

Aired 6 years ago - Jun 10, 2012

In the Season 1 finale, an Ohio gubernatorial candidate balks at Selina's endorsement due to her current unpopularity, but Mike and Amy try to make the best of the vice president's emotions during their meeting. Meanwhile, Dan can't shake the clean-jobs bill debacle, especially when it could be the subject of a Congressional hearing.

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is standing up and endorsing me. You got me?
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I will do what I can.
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I think they got it wrong. They counted those numbers wrong or something.
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- Why? Because of me? - No.
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I really think this is something to consider.
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but each individual egg
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I did not forget.
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So I appreciate the delicate situation here.
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- Where is it located, Will? - The toilet.
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And now I'm, you know, been told to come here and endorse you.
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You know, Roger, do you sometimes think about,
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I mean, you know, I haven't...
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This doesn't give me any pleasure.
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"it's always darkest before the storm." So...
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She'd always cry, I'd always get a hard-on.
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It's Catherine, right?
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What is that, a fax? Is that a message to yourself from 1988?
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It is just great to be back in the state of Ohio.
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"Is she gonna go?" I just understand today
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I mean, you get... you get tired
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I feel that Ohio is the rubber ball state,
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If she mentions my name, if I get the stamp of approval,
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We're getting great media response to the interview.
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I'd like to introduce you to one of our actual platinum donors.
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Oh, I have the...
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That guy didn't give 500 bucks, he's got a chicken breast.
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Uh-huh, like what I say happened, what they say happened, and the truth?
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You know those dreams where your football coach is screaming at you,
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and have as much fun with it as they can.
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- Hey, come here. - Relax, okay?
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So here's an idea... let's put me onstage.
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quite the day, hasn't it?
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My grandfather, he was from Cincinnati, as a matter of fact.
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I, um...
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to congressman Roger Furlong
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Oh, boy. Thank you so much.
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She sees human vulnerability as a weakness.
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Absolutely great.
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Jonah, do you come bearing news from the gentleman's club?
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Oh, Mike. I am sorry for your loss.
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I guess I've got some business to attend to.
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which I already have written.
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- That's not gonna go there. - Relax, cow eyes.
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Hashtag FakeVeepWeep. What the fuck?
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Holy Christ. Look at the size of this one.
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Yeah, Larry, listen. Furlong is in the office.
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Number one, congressman,
Aired 6 years ago - Jun 03, 2012

The vice president's office takes some heat over a pregnancy rumor and the firing of a Secret Service agent, so Selina establishes some new ground rules about internal correspondence. Meanwhile, Dan tries to cover his boss' tracks on the clean-jobs bill; and a staffer's job may be in jeopardy.

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Free from a major fucking political headache, I'd say.
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White House is in the house. * Everybody say way-o! *
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She sets up a clean jobs task force
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- Get him out. - Hey, don't shoot the messenger.
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Well, that secret service clown has obviously leaked us.
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Yeah, publish everything.
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I've made the decision that we are going to
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There can be no... Are you writing that down?
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So it doesn't look as if we've just airbrushed
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Got a plan. Oh, Dan.
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Because if anyone thought this office
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Okay, good.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
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what is it that you're thinking?
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- It's fine. - Okay.
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Cup of joe for the guys. Man, I need it.
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Whew. Do you mind?
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Security guys are supposed to be like wallpaper.
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The press was supposed to pick on those damn back facials.
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A cake in the shape of a dick."
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and people are looking at me and whispering.
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What? Oh, come on.
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Mike McLintock, press officer?
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Ace play, Shakespeare. Really.
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where I can have a rendezvous with Ted, please.
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- Oh, outstanding, Gary. - Yeah.
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I'll give you a fucking deal on all three of them, too, if you want.
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Ted, come on. I love to fuck you in private.
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Selina, I need some air.
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I need you to end it with Ted.
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because I think that he is about to dump me.
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It's really sweet for you to say that.
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That she doesn't want to see you anymore.
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All right. I don't want to end up with a horse's head in my bed.
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He completely tore it up. I was afraid he was gonna cut my...
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The pig.
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I don't think I've ever seen you sidle.
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and I get to stab you repeatedly to make sure.
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I'm getting really good at dacting.
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Basically, I'm infallible, okay?
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Mike, you can't even announce a suicide pact correctly.
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- And my feelings for you... - Okay.
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- It was really nice of you. - You're welcome. - I appreciate that.
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- Just have a seat. - Please, you have to...
Aired 6 years ago - May 27, 2012

Selina attends a healthy eating event at Camden Yards with some very grumpy fast-food executives, where she also confides a secret to Amy. Mike holds a press briefing for some local news pals, save for the inquisitive Leon West. Later, with the Veep delayed, Amy and Dan are forced to entertain elementary school children.

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if I may, it's food-nomenal, really.
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It's a possibility, Amy.
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The bag has got one big storage area
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- Bam! - Wow!
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What, are you kidding me? What am I, 15?
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You take hundreds of pictures of herons catching fish?
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Photos with the nutritionists, hang with the players,
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Good, good. Just going over my notes for the press briefing.
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Gotta go, Jonah. Got incoming.
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Absolutely.
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Where the fuck is coffee?
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Thanks for the support.
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So if you could just move a little bit...
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Construction hit a gas main.
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Amy's practically having a baby about it.
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Uh, I don't know.
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All right, shall we, gentlemen?
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Leon West, Washington Post.
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Okay, every which way but douche,
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That's a very emotive term, sir,
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- Do you know? - Yeah, he's all pissed off.
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- Thank you. - Oh, sure.
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Did you put it in your mouth?
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He said that Leon West said that you're pregnant.
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Oh, my... oh, my God.
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Intel.
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Okay, that's exactly what we gonna do.
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On his left is number 39, Tommy Hunter.
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Fuckin' idiot.
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Hello, dad. I'm still at the stadium.
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No, it's not for me.
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I do know, however, that the past few weeks she has been pretty busy.
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No. Listen to me for a second. I gotta tell you something.
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to a bigger bombshell.
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- Okay? - Okay.
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Ma'am, I'm sorry. I couldn't help but overhear.
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- Madam Vice President, nice to meet you. - What a treat...
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- Orioles! - Great.
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You play the guitar, all right?
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She here yet?
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It's not like something we have time for in the first place.
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No, no, uh-uh. That's kids with alopecia,
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that's the... see, it's the sevenths.
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Hear that? No fun. You are no fun.
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Okay, we'll found out. I'll just have Gary do the tests.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Thank you.
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So what do you think? Is she really pregnant?
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Okay. You got hot hands.
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so we need to make sure right now.
Aired 7 years ago - May 20, 2012

Bloggers' nicknames for Selina become her next obsession; Dan goes on a fact-finding mission after his boss is snubbed by the president; it's make-or-break time for the clean-jobs bill.

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All right, so the idea is if you're a fireman
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I wasn't invited. What?
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Hey, ma'am, I'm right here. Can I get you something?
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That is an actually uncanny impression of him.
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Just when you thought he couldn't get any weirder,
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and obviously there is something that he needs to confront me about.
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I wouldn't search on your name or your nicknames, really.
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- Mammary Meyer. - Oh, please.
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No, not that one.
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Hat? Oh, wedding?
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Which strategically useful young woman will get to witness
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Think I'm gonna get an orange juice. You want one?
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Oh, mad action.
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The only intel he has is on his fucking PC.
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Hey, there's this extreme metal band playing over at Labyrinth's tonight.
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but not like that.
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That was totally inappropriate.
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- That wouldn't spoil your plans, would it? - No, ma'am.
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Why, because when a guy's with me he doesn't need viagra?
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You know what? You no longer search on the nicknames.
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'Cause they're not for fucking sale.
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That would be awesome, man. Thank you. That's great.
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Potus needs some successes right now.
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- Of course. - Yeah.
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Catherine is waiting to Skype with me.
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and I'm gonna see to it personally
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Okay, so you've got your critiques all prepared?
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to an unproven problem so they can sleep better at night.
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or eligible to be held on a 5150
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- No more Selinas? - Okay.
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Ma'am! Ma'am! It's a fucking disaster.
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- My clean jobs? - Yeah.
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Yeah, that means you're kind of slightly confused.
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Are you not gonna say anything?
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- Gary! - Yes, ma'am? Yes, ma'am?
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I think I have an idea. What if we went to a friendly senator
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I really do, Mike.
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sneaking through legislation behind the President's back.
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What I'm saying, you fucking ape,
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You guys think you're fucking New York, but you're not.
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Hey, we should send potus a postcard from Paris.
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That took too long, didn't it?
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- Oh. - Which way are you gonna vote?
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- You back your own policy. - Yeah? You think so?
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you want me to vote against it.
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Aired 7 years ago - May 13, 2012

Dan and Amy try to figure out if an Asian-American war hero-cum-governor could be a political threat to Selina. Meanwhile, Selina and Mike prep for her "Meet the Press" interview; and Gary and Amy make a startling discovery about Selina's romantic life.

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Madam vice president, how are your Ravens doing this year?
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about how it always bloats you, beer.
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"To Vice President Salina Meyer"...
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Mm, charismatic war hero.
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Do not let him know that you're worried, do not make it a thing.
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Come on, why do guys in the army get a medal for doing their job?
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Look who it is, everybody! It's your favorite Jonah.
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The administration is totally focused on the economy.
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do you think anybody's gonna remember your primary campaign?
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I gotta get back to the White House.
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and I'll call you afterwards, okay?
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Oh, God. Oh, I want it in me.
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Just visualizing you kicking ass on "Meet the Press."
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David Gregory is ill.
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but, like, what if Finnegan is a Ravens fan, too, you know?
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that Americans have to come first.
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Mike, who is incompetent, you or her?
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Ray Rice, Ray Rice, Ray...
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Well, I'd be surprised because technically he's not an American.
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- Do you think that it was on? - I hope to God they didn't.
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My plan was to go over there and get some ideas on what to say.
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in the end or anything like that?
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- He was completely out of his element. - Yeah.
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What if he doesn't know that it's not definitely out there out there?
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about that, but let's reboot.
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I say let the whale hang loose.
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We're going to a hospital.
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But it's a privilege nonetheless.
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Hi, sir. Don't turn your head.
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And the next, your whole world's gone to pieces.
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So grateful.
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I... I always try to speak as honestly as I can.
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but, you know, that is not what I meant
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there is not gonna be a lot of availability for a while.
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which is on you, Dan, because you put Sidney Purcell on the task force.
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so that people can only approach me in my office
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Look, Mike, that's what you always hear because mentally
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All right, so we get O'Brien,
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You're gonna launch a nuke or something.
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What did Scott use as a research tool,
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and I'm gonna beat Scott to death with it.
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Absolutely.
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I'm just waiting for the call to say that it's done.
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Now, if you had bad neighbors who came into your yard every night
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with feeling outnumbered in their own country.
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- What is it? - Well...
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and come into my rose garden.
Aired 7 years ago - May 06, 2012

Selina celebrates 20 years in Washington, D.C., but tries to keep a low profile after a newspaper article paints her as a diva and rumors float about her feud with the first lady. Meanwhile, Selina’s college-age daughter arrives for a visit, and is surprised that her mother is looking for a dog but appalled by her reaction to “Selina” being on the list of names for hurricanes. MORE -LESS

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- Gorgeous. - Mm-hmm, looks like Madonna.
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I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
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God, today feels like the perfect storm, doesn't it?
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saying "Selina causing large-scale devastation"?
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- ( Laughs ) - You know what his favorite st?
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Hello? Yes. Hi, Mr. President.
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- Mike wanted a word, if you don't mind. - Mike McClintock.
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So I imagine that I would mix ape shit with bat shit,
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- Now I fucking want to speak to the vice President. - Okay.
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You know what? Actually, this phone call is not fake.
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Your mom is getting a dog. Apologies if that was a secret.
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Chuck Furnham's at 12:15. Now he's at 12:00.
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Yes, Richard. And I have some vice presidential M&Ms
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Carol Hallowes, hi.
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I guess all those tears must be dehydrating.
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- He's not oily enough. - Oh.
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and your eyes, then your hands and arms. Thank you.
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You guys got a name yet? You too afraid
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The only thing that Chuck is plugged into is his fucking piss bag.
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This in no way will be demeaning.
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Yes, I'm back. Unfortunately we're just about to leave.
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What's the problem? The vice President told me it's as good as announced.
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- Shit! Gary, call Sue. - What do you want me to tell her?
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Hi, darling. I'm sorry to keep you waiting, baby.
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So I have to have a little meeting
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about the... you know, the...
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Um...
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- That's the nature the job, I guess. - Ooh, I'm not complaining.
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- I think he's cute. - Okay, yeah. Yeah.
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What is that skirt? Is it a rug?
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That's kind of a great idea.
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- Come, honey. - Why are you ignoring me, ma'am?
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and now I've got this Chuck bullshit.
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( Sirens blaring )
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And that's not just the high notes.
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Mom's smile is starting to crack.
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Uh, like a bacon burka.
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( Chuckles ) You know, I can see right through your shirt.
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Mr. Purcell. Hi, Dan Egan, vice President's office.
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She just got a new roommate.
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- There you go. - ( Camera clicks )
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- He's off. - Well, that is great.
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You're changing the name of a hurricane?
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You need experience.
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Um, listen. We are not gonna change the name of the hurricane.
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the same person you were begging me to take off of the task force.
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Chuck ham is on and what?
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We simply can't allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow F-dotus.
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Because the first lady is getting one, so now I can't get one.
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 29, 2012

After getting good news on a clean-jobs bill, the staff brainstorm for a photo-op idea, but the trip to a local frozen-yoghurt shop is delayed by a stop in the White House Situation Room and a gastrointestinal illness that's going around.

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Yeah, I saw that. I liked it.
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So let's nail this, okay, everybody?
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Ma'am, your two-hour with Glen Yates just canceled.
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Kids are unpredictable. They wet their pants.
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When was this "two point me" meeting with Selina?
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I didn't appreciate the reference
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I'm next to the veep more than any other human being.
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Doyle is essential. He's like the Russian doll of the Senate.
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- Yeah, I think the same thing. - I can get right on this.
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You know what I heard? Senator Doyle wears pantyhose.
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Oh, come on. Selina, please.
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Well, we have lots to talk about.
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What I need is very simple.
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I would love a cup of coffee.
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- Uh, Dan? - Yeah?
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And people say you're bad at your jobs.
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That is great to hear.
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- Don't do this to me, Andrew. - I'm going to do it to you, yup.
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- Great. Terrific. - Wonderful.
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What exactly did you say, ma'am, and to who?
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That's why we got away with the cutlery tweet.
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I need you to have... make me unsaid it.
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Creative semantics.
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Yeah, I don't want to make too quick of a decision.
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But that's not an option for me, okay?
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Leon West? Leon West is here for you?
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No, I'm... oh!
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- It's like Charlie Brown and the football. - Yeah.
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I can't stand that passive-aggressive stuff.
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We are very excited about the Vice President's visit today.
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Yeah, I've been a little bit busy, Mike.
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Although it's not always easy.
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No, I won't listen to you for one second.
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Potus wants us to announce clean jobs task force next week when he's in town.
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I'm interested in lobbying, advocacy groups.
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of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln.
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Yeah, he's gonna be the first to go, by the way.
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Hey, come on, I major in major.
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for the swift recovery of this great, great president
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She's gonna call me any second. Just give me a fucking break.
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Selina is currently the most powerful woman in the world.
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From now on, you bleached, plucked asshole,
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And you, you gay, Irish fireman... you, you're okay.
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Well, that's terrific news.
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It was something about damage control.
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Bye-bye.
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I don't know. It's hard to define exactly.
Aired 7 years ago - Apr 22, 2012

Vice President Selina Meyer and her staff - chief of staff Amy, spokesperson Mike, right-hand man Gary, and executive assistant Sue - are still finding their footing in Washington D.C. Selina decides to make the Clean Jobs Commission a pet project, but a series of missteps requires her staff to work damage control.

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- Here's your coffee. - Oh, my co...
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Can you do that? Can you do that? Can you get Hallowes now?
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- of the clean jobs initiative. - Oh, thank you.
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of those European sweeners you like so much.
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Do I add water to this machine? It's like a bot.
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hit the fucking button for two fucking seconds.
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- How are your kids? - Uh, she's good.
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Barbara, are you really willing to sell your soul
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- Oh. - Rapey Reeves.
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- See you downstairs. - Yeah.
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Yeah, it was like a funeral for a homeless guy.
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Anyways, what motto? I don't have a motto.
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I don't know. It just went out of my head.
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- You like Italian? - I love Italian, Jonah,
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"Someone get this freak the fuck away from me"?
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um, you just have other areas of expertise.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Mike.
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Sure. He's a massive and total shit.
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How are you? I see you. I see you.
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I cannot believe you are dating your boss's daughter.
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Is doesn't come from me, okay, so just do it.
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That's the entire speech, okay?
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Please welcome Vice President Selina Meyer.
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He's more of a stilettos kind of guy.
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talking to the president and myself
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- Uh... - Is your guy gonna be tweeting about this?
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Uh, so...
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I'm saying anything could happen... Tom Hanks could die,
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Smiling. And we're gonna talk about that.
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- And then come back in, okay? - The dog will be fine.
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Front page of the style section of the "Washington Post."
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I don't have time to ignore you, Jonah.
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Mr. Burton, love to bring you into my office.
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That was her telling me to sign her name.
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Yeah, well, you know what? I don't work for senator Hallowes.
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the V.P. into using the word retard in a joke.
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and an invisible fucking dog.
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How sure are you on a scale of one to 10? Like one is the...
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- No, no, no, Gary! - Gary, what are you doing?
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and I turn around to find out that you have set fire
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God!
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and somewhat surreptitiously get the card back.
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I am convinced that you can probably do this.
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Alright. To be honest, I was a little scared.
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- But Amy's an eight. - Okay.
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- Mike, she's spinning. - Oh, okay. I'll come back.
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Good for... oh. Excuse me.
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Make a hole! Make a hole! Make a hole!