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Season 3

Aired 4 years ago - Jun 08, 2014

Three days before the New Hampshire primary, Selina and her staff juggle her multiple official obligations and campaign appearances.

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God, there's so many people in here. It's like a Mormon orgy.
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- Ben? Ben? - Yeah?
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It's gonna be DEFCON fun.
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- Do you remember that? - Yeah.
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And so to recap, after her inaugural address,
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The Iranian Council of Ministers is asking
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Oh, we're in the White House.
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- That's right. - I had a camera.
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Absolutely. Uh... who is our supervisor?
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You understand that you will need to resign?
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My bit about gun control killed.
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Torture is a terrible thing.
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Well, it's just 'cause, you know, we happen to have
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I can't do that. The Web made me.
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What can I say? West Wing perks, buddy. So you in?
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- a desk actually in it. - I don't want your office next to mine.
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It will be a low-key swearing-in...
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You know, just being there, and... and being you...
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"...preserve, protect and defend the Constitution
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The chicken is dressed as bin Laden or you're dressed as bin Laden?
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in the perfect life of a perfect woman.
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Oh, my God, you know better than that.
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- ...and shoot 'em in the fucking head. - Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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No! Leslie Carr!
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Can... can we say that it was just an error?
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- and I'm gonna deal with this Leslie Carr bullshit. - Leanne Carr.
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Welcome to the White House.
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Otherwise I'd have to have you killed.
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and make the Commander-in-Chief a Commander-in-Brief.
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but... Jeff Kane was backing him.
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You know, buddy, I have been mean and I'm sorry.
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- Oh, you want a Jonah? - Yeah! I want a Jonah.
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- Two more days, ma'am. - Oh, okay.
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I can't risk some fucker flatlining right next to me.
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Okay, so what does Jonah's uncle want exactly?
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- Which... - My apologies...
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I'm not going back to DC. I'm staying in New Hampshire.
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Hi, sorry about that.
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Apparently they liked the guy. It must be the beard.
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Ma'am, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to interrupt.
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as long as you happen to be president.
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- this last minute. - I was happy to oblige.
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It looks horrible. She looks like she's in "Flashdance."
Aired 4 years ago - Jun 08, 2014

With Thornhill ahead in the polls, Selina and her staff discuss how to make her more "folksy." In need of a job, Jonah meets with Bill Ericsson. Selina has an interview with pretentious journalist Quincy Carter.

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Imagine being married to that guy.
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I want to hear what you see.
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You do yourself a lot.
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But I'm expecting one because my skills are very...
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Like who?
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that the Maddox camp is hemorrhaging like a burst dog.
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Yeah, well, that shitstack can swing the entire New Hampshire vote.
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- Yes, it has. - And that it cost $1,200 to make.
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Stop it. That's mean.
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Hey, Wendy. Mike, I know it seems weird, but you're actually needed.
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No, no, no, there's no story there, Quincy.
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Wine and branzini wait for no man.
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Right, exactly.
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It's not a radical stance on immigration at all.
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because I think it's a negative use of energy
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I guess I would say that I can be a little bit impatient.
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Siri, why does God allow suffering?
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It's wonderful. Thank you so much.
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- Oh. - Who changed the code?
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some terrible things, which we did.
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You cannot be serious.
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I see.
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No, the light bulb's fine, see?
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Be a little feisty.
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No, no, JJ has a lot of job offers.
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No, I wasn't accusing.
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This community center, it's got volunteers and homeless people?
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"Any organization donating to the Meyer campaign
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because you are all losers!
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- A little room, please. - Hypertension kills.
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Let's find us a house, Wendy,
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I mean, sometimes through no fault of your own,
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What does that mean?
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Oh, the hospital.
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You are going to be the president.
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You don't have to worry about that.
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No, no, no, no. I mean, um...
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You're bleeding.
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Gary, there's...
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Shove these in.
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Shh, listen, listen. The president is resigning.
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Oh, shit.
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Our journey was like a horrible dream.
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and, um, welcome to America.
Aired 4 years ago - Jun 01, 2014

Selina and the staff prep for her debate with George Maddox, Danny Chung, congressman Owen Pierce and Joe Thornhill, a major-league baseball manager who recently entered the race. Dan returns with a rosier outlook. Wendy, Mike's wife, arrives to do a style piece on Selina, but eyes a bigger story involving Ray.

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That's always been the case. We always get that.
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- I need to be here. - So, did they cure you or whatever?
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Uh, ma'am, I just wanna say again... thank you.
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- Kent is ex-Sec Def Maddox. - Ooh.
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that Thornhill might have had an affair.
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Maybe a crack whore, if we're lucky.
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When you feel it happening, maybe you smile through it.
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It's the worst use of scissors since my failed vasectomy.
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I have to go out and find a friendly style reporter,
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Our line can be "Thornhill's hitting home runs and away runs."
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"Reaffirm, reform, renew."
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Meeting is over. Pleasantries, et cetera.
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- Sure am, boss. Sure am. - Yep, yep.
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Sir, might I say, you look very presidential.
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- Should we, um... - No, I think...
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Hey, "Dan Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."
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I believe they still call it the White House, ma'am.
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- All right. - Yeah.
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Maybe a fourth R? Maybe just "relax."
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Fuck Broadway. This is real acting.
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I may not know much about running the country,
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...when I saved my friend
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She's got a problem with an anal gland.
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I mean, they think she looks like a lesbian.
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the economy... jobs...
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I'll be better when you walk away.
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here at the University of New Hampshire--
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She does not say nay to Ray. You know what I'm sayin'?
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No...
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to use a baseball analogy, "winning."
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Congressman Pierce,
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To... plug up the plug hole.
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Okay, just what exactly did Gary say, okay?
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- Good boy. - Good boy, good boy, good boy.
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Is that how it's gonna work?
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She's become distracted by the trappings of her office.
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takes strategy, it takes planning, it takes a vision.
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The question is, can we all say the same here?
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Crap.
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I hate confessions, unless they've been beaten out of someone.
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But that's what marriage is-- a conflict of interests.
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I call it my "three Rs."
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to highly skilled, legal immigrant workers.
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...immigrants whose descendants, of course, run companies.
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That's right.
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- What's he doing? - Now, my mother lost her house.
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Angela. My name is Angela.
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- If I may--? - Please be brief, Congressman.
Aired 5 years ago - May 18, 2014

In the U.K. for the 100th anniversary of WWI, Selina’s staff worries about Ray’s growing influence on the Veep. Meanwhile, Dan’s nerves begin to fray as Ben gets news that sends him back to D.C. Later, Jonah arrives in London, U.K. to spy for Team Maddox, and Amy leaks a secret.

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On spying? It'll be defeated.
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Um... I think it's very nuanced.
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Ray, I don't know if you've met the Deputy Prime Minister.
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Wasn't it Oscar Wilde who said,
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Just buying some tickets for Madame Tussauds.
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So... would very much still be considered a minor.
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What kind of ham did you say?
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I'm joking. He won't.
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- Come on down. - I just said that.
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- Daniwah! - Daniwah!
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You're gonna look so stunning at the war service, ma'am.
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I want to talk to you about this speech
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So... "16 million perished."
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It's the general file on the iCloud.
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Good guys.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- What? - I think that might have been a cartoon.
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This speech is so beautiful. So beautiful.
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- You all right, mate? - Yeah, I'm fine.
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I don't know, I just thought "Watergate, Deep Throat."
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You do realize Mary Poppins would be over 100 by now?
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for sins committed in a previous life.
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I saw the German chancellor
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Absolutely.
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Okay. Okay, so we're all perfectly comfortable
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Yeah. You know how upsetting that's gonna be to fat people?
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- Uh, wow. Goodness. I... - Way to go, Dan.
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Wow.
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that's nonsense, is it?
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I have always been a friend of the fa... full-figured folks.
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I don't think I should have eaten that Scotch egg.
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They think those two things are separate, that they're not symbiotic.
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And I have sympathy. I do have...
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- Massive pain. - Where? In your chest?
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How much exactly did you weigh?
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and it's... I can't say that I was proud to be...
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Let's see where we all are in a month or so.
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I should just go back out there.
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dressed as Satan.
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I don't know what...
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That is such a huge relief.
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I mean, you could have been a real bitch, and you've been great.
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because I broke that personal trainer story.
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Aired 5 years ago - May 11, 2014

At an economic summit in Detroit, Selina’s staff and her family are peeved by the presence of her new personal trainer. Meanwhile, Jonah and Mike negotiate a photo-op with Selina and Maddox. Later, Catherine protects her mom from a protestor, and Selina attends a women’s gun show.

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- You can go. - Okay.
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Minimum six-second handshake, and I want a toothy smile.
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Yeah, yeah. She would go first. That's right.
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The job is what makes me look tense.
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- Minna, I've made a joke. - And me also, I made a joke...
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I've been watching you. I see all of this tension.
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Sure. You and the veep been talking jobs?
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five centimeters dilated.
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"Emily Lafuente... " what? I can't read what that says.
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The entourage is getting way too big.
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Touch this. Touch me right here.
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- Sandalwood or chamomile? - Wood, please. I'll do the wood.
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Yeah, he's very cute.
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I just wanted you to know.
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Yes, yes, she's got to get off the stage fast too.
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Yeah, I thought so. Well, watch and learn.
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You're a sex trafficker now. How low can you go?
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- The thing is that I... - I'll buy you for a dollar!
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Breathe, breathe. Stop it!
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Honey, that means you're really good at it and you didn't even know it.
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is unknown at this time.
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- Sue? - Ah, Mr. Davison has important news.
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Why would I say something so fucking stupid?
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with the jumpiest hundred million people I can possibly think of.
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I need R&R. I need rest.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Mom, all of this stuff Dan has me doing... really?
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What, the Pilates made your shirt fly off?
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Kenny G can blow the storm up.
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but he is like in central Europe...
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that in my country, politics is a lot more honest.
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- Oh, great. - I want for your comfort to make you aware
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You must now go speak with Dan, not to me.
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We're reaching out to the gun lobby right now.
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Yeah, exactly, because they're not nut jobs.
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You know what? Today is the day
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- No, this... - Hey, George.
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You got your TIFFs and your JPEGs. No more.
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- Oh, yeah! - You're gonna be great.
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Madam Vice President, we're so glad you're okay.
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when she was a little girl. Look here, honey.
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There you go. You got it. Perfect. Is it good?
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On that note, though, I think we have to go.
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- There won't be any in six months. - What am I supposed to do?
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- Nobody's gonna ask a question. - Exactly right.
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It's so nice to be here, with friends here.
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the inspirational entrepreneurs I've met.
Aired 5 years ago - May 04, 2014

Selina has a secret lunch with a major strategist she may tap as her campaign manager, even as Amy and Dan are openly vying for the job. Meanwhile, Defense Secretary Maddox invites the vice president to his country estate; Gary gets bad news about his shoulder; and Mike's colleagues find out he's mixing business with pleasure.

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No, no... don't look at me, please. Thank you.
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You go first.
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you were in there doing that?
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Nobody says shit like that voluntarily.
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- You didn't answer. - Oh, there is no answering that.
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which is, how to squash the first story of your campaign.
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it's kind of cool, but also very disturbing.
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You're 30 yards ahead when you should be three miles ahead.
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- Amy would be... - Does she know you're here?
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So, you're talking about losing Dan and Mike and Amy?
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And again.
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I'm not sure I want to explain it to you again.
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I should be three miles ahead.
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- Me? - Yeah.
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- This job. - Oh.
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- Falling behind there, Ames? - No, I'm keeping ahead.
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No she's not, thankfully. She's not a fan.
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- That's quite a demotion. - I'm sorry?
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Wait.
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What about Chung? You think he's gonna run, George?
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you know, I could really use somebody like you in State.
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Oh, there was a seating plan.
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You remember that soiree at the French embassy,
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So we can make a start with this.
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My shoulder is fine, ma'am.
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- Why? - 'Cause I've got to be in touch with Ben.
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I hear the next course is gonna be pulled pork...
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- I know. - I have a sister who was...
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Why would Maddox hire someone like that?
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I don't mean to be rude, but dinner has got to be over.
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I guess I'll go tell the violinist he has the night off.
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That's obvious how he got the job with Maddox.
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Hey, buddy. How's it going?
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So if I did want to run,
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You exercise this power very discreetly, I must say.
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You know what? The only reason you have a fuckin' job
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- You'd consider that? - Absolutely.
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- Hey, how'd it go? - Uh-uh.
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You had me go marching off to the country
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- It's actually a cooler. - Oh, then, by all means.
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I'll poison Amy, I'll behead Dan.
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I'm sorry. What?
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- With all due respect... - You know what? You stop interrupting me,
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- Okay. - Yeah! Mm!
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- The doctor told me to get another job. - No.
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I missed my window today at the clinic and Wendy is not happy.
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He said that you'd be better off as a croupier
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 27, 2014

On a fundraising trip in Silicon Valley, Selina is challenged by an anti-fracking mom and visits the campus of Clovis, a tech company with an ambitious young CEO. In D.C., Jonah makes a crude viral video of the Selina-mom encounter, and Dan, with Ben's help, gets an idea for a rumor he can spread against Chung.

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That baby had a mean look in its eyes, like its mama.
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- They "Yahoo" things there. - Okay, bye.
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Does someone please want to tell me
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Yeah, Amy, "Fracking Lady." Want me to get her in here or shut her down?
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"And that's why drinking chemical sludge is good for you."
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So have you seen my viral...
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- Look, Dan, fix this. - I will get right on it, sir.
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you'll go from those six-pack abs to this keg.
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What "Chung Iraq thing"?
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Yeah, and a couple of whisky chasers?
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He just came out of Gary's room.
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No, you shouldn't make your first million until you're in your 30s.
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I am the oldest person at Clovis by five years. I feel ancient.
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- C-R-A-I-G. - That's right.
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are an important part of creative thought.
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You know what? You... every day,
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I got a hangover worse than the film they made after "The Hangover."
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Craig will be with us momentarily, but at present he's in his coding hour.
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- Oh. - Mm-mm-mm!
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Three pretty ladies, like Saturday night at Chez Jonah.
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- Seriously? - I don't know for sure.
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Google has Blue Skies,
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but you have my 1000% attention.
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- They could be smaller. - That's a great point.
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It swaps Clovis profiles when you shake hands.
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- Maybe there's an "on" button. - You know what?
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it means we can't make them better.
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That's Journalism 101.
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It's making fun of our website,
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I am so sorry, Madam Vice President.
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Yeah, I can't take it from them, too. You know? A girl gets tired.
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that repatriation tax stops so much innovation.
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People want to work with us more than they want to be paid.
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He's well-known in DC circles.
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Everybody who said that I would never make it...
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Jonah with money. God Almighty.
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'Cause when you do that to the vice president, this is what happens!
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I'm taking these people back to dial-up.
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Way to go, Gary.
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and share an open plan environment with me?
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Chung's proud of his beatboxing,
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- That makes total sense now. - Who did you think it was?
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- It doesn't matter. - I don't understand what's...
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The public may decide to put it on the Clovis front page after all.
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Okay. Well, Madam Vice President,
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Aired 5 years ago - Apr 20, 2014

While Selina and her staff prepare for an Annapolis event where she will announce her candidacy, Dan gets word that "Saturday Night Live" has done a not-so-flattering sketch about her.

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Space is bold, but safe at the same time.
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- Hi-ii, Madam Vice President. - How are you?
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Ma'am. Child care?
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Kent, this is Alicia Bryce, the universal child care lady.
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And you like to use a lot cologne. Like a lot of cologne.
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and he offered his input on configuration of guests.
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I thought you just said it was locked.
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- I did say that, 'cause they do. - That's funny!
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Like I always say, nothing less funny than a comedian.
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I can't rewrite the rewrite, Kent. I'm still writing it.
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Oh, yeah, real professional, Mike.
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- to become Steps Superstars! - Yay!
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Alicia, hey, it's so nice to meet you!
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- to switch places, please. - Heroic Restaurateur!
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- Well, peeing is fun! - There you go.
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- This right here... - Alicia Bryce!
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- 38%, right? - 38%. That's it.
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I have a meeting scheduled with the vice president
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Yeah, it's good, except this order's wrong because
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Universal child care is a bottomless money pit.
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We can turn water into blowjobs.
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You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth?
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No, the Dee don't stand for anything.
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Who's the bulldog, new campaign manager?
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Did you give them this idea, Dan?
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You look like you're in one of those body swap comedies.
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Why don't you change?
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I'm not going to let the party dictate to me.
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I've decided that I'm...
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Okay, Benevolent Taxi Driver should move to his left.
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You look like you killed a hooker.
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We have to...
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I'm not going to West Virginia!
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She must feel horrible.
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by loveable losers
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This could help a little bit. Why don't you take one of these?
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It's like my 21st birthday.
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I have had a hard, lonely, miserable life.
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Spin the ol' dial on Radio McClintock, see what it lands on.
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Put a little twang in it. Come on.
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Okay, everybody give me a smile and wave.
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Get rid of this guy. He looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
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- Yeah, that's taken care of. - They're gonna drop it?
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And now the "Goober Peas" and the begging, that's all part of it.
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 13, 2014

After a quick visit to their new campaign HQ, Selina and her team go on a ride-along with the Coast Guard, where they learn the president has flipped on a major issue, which makes Selina reexamine her own stance. Meanwhile, Gary questions his role with the Veep, and Jonah's new political blog causes trouble.

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- Don't... don't be cute. - Oh, my God.
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There's a little trick to it.
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- I'm sorry? - Then what were you doing?
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look who I found in a basket at our front door.
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out on that boat in Baltimore Harbor with the Veep, huh?
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How to delete your Internet search history?
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You know what, honey? I am gonna replace
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No, it's just a shame they couldn't arrest someone a little more photogenic.
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- What? - Our POTUS? The POTUS?
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Okay, Amy, I do not mean to sound paranoid,
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We've got to figure this out. Come on.
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Damn it. The president's gone rogue.
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that is left in the can for the next person...
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Ma'am, listen, you're going to end up pissing somebody off.
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The "Post" wants to know if you've changed your stance on abortion...
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You let that unstable
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- Page 135. - Oh, this is it.
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There's no point in rattling the handles on either one of them.
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I can't listen to that "Joan Crawford" bitch about "Bette Davis" any longer.
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and you are witnessing the birth of "Ryantology."
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But where does Selina Meyer stand?
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah... abortion, blah, blah blah blah"?
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uh, I thought I had it there.
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If I say that I am pro-life, then I'm a traitor to my sex.
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All right, I'll start polling... Nice dress.
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- It is a serious issue. - Yeah.
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At 1:00 in the morning? What's his statement gonna be?
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"The right to free speech includes the right to free thought."
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No, I know, but I need to get clarity here.
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Look, I love abortion, okay?
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Madam Vice President, Cardinal Branzini.
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She's talking to everyone. I think the Amish are coming in next.
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- Okay. - I don't need my bag.
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Okay, so now the phones have taken a vow of silence.
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No. This is what we call the "grub hub."
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Madam Vice President. It's such an honor.
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I think our position's pretty clear from the title of our organization.
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Get your shit together, Gary.
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- Oh. - It's in my phone.
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The vice president will see you now...
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Thank you. Yeah. Thank you so much.
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and all they do is puff pieces.
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Okay, here we go. "First let me say I commend the president's clarity..."
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- What about days? - Yes, like 140 days.
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Mm-mm. "Copycat Selina." That's what they'll say.
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Okay, so I am looking at a page
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just better than what Dan wrote.
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I know that freedom means the freedom...
Aired 5 years ago - Apr 06, 2014

In Iowa, Selina courts possible caucus voters at a book signing for her new autobiography, while her team attends a staff wedding in D.C. As the day proceeds, she and her staff get word of a rumor that could affect the next election.

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In the shape of the great state of Iowa.
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Are you getting this? Rumor of a rumor.
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If anything breaks, I promise I will put it into the vows.
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Is that lip shade "Coral Blush"?
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Amy, a good campaign manager always has to think one phone ahead.
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Okay. So, now, you need to call Mike.
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Listen, have you had a chance to talk to any of the press guys?
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As a matter of fact, the first time we met,
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- Um... Mike is not. - Okay. Bye-bye. Thanks.
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- What's your favorite word? - Next!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president has to step out for a moment
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"Love is patient, love is kind.
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Ahem.
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caught in the gravity of your planet, Wendy.
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My official statement to the press reads thus...
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- Who? - Oh, it's nothing.
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God, he was a four-foot- 11-inch stick of dynamite.
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All right, all you single ladies...
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"WestWingMan.net"? Never heard of this.
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It's you, isn't it?
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"Red, White and You" was actually another one.
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- This is your thing. - You're right. It's true.
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Um... could you go sit in that chair over there?
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So it should be easier for you.
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The senator who I mentioned earlier...
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You keep a second phone there?
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I already have mine.
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Stop flapping your vestigial limbs around. The line on Maddox
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- in my class yearbook. - Just get on it.
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Now we're gonna have to kill him.
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Watch out! My wife has a knife!
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Ah!
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Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Do you know anybody at the NSA?
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Blake won the nomination a decade ago
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Joking. Kinda.
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It's good speaking with you, Mike.
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- Or...? - Or?
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I was gonna actually ask the vice president
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Uh, yes, sir. Absolutely.
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One, you were running a news blog while working in office.
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We'll alert the networks there's gonna be a live announcement.
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- He really doesn't. - See? Exactly. Thank you, Dan.
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You think I got here just 'cause I got $50 million in the bank
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You think you've seen the end of Jonah Ryan?
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And as a congressman,
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Jonah Ryan, 2026!