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Season 1  "Fundraiser"  1x1

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 22, 2012

Vice President Selina Meyer and her staff - chief of staff Amy, spokesperson Mike, right-hand man Gary, and executive assistant Sue - are still finding their footing in Washington D.C. Selina decides to make the Clean Jobs Commission a pet project, but a series of missteps requires her staff to work damage control.

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Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
- Here's your coffee. - Oh, my co...
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Can you do that? Can you do that? Can you get Hallowes now?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
- of the clean jobs initiative. - Oh, thank you.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
of those European sweeners you like so much.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
Do I add water to this machine? It's like a bot.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
hit the fucking button for two fucking seconds.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
- How are your kids? - Uh, she's good.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Barbara, are you really willing to sell your soul
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
- Oh. - Rapey Reeves.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
- See you downstairs. - Yeah.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Yeah, it was like a funeral for a homeless guy.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Anyways, what motto? I don't have a motto.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
I don't know. It just went out of my head.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
- You like Italian? - I love Italian, Jonah,
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
"Someone get this freak the fuck away from me"?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
um, you just have other areas of expertise.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
Thank you.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
Hey, Mike.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
Sure. He's a massive and total shit.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
How are you? I see you. I see you.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
I cannot believe you are dating your boss's daughter.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Is doesn't come from me, okay, so just do it.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
That's the entire speech, okay?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Please welcome Vice President Selina Meyer.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
He's more of a stilettos kind of guy.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
talking to the president and myself
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
- Uh... - Is your guy gonna be tweeting about this?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
Uh, so...
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
I'm saying anything could happen... Tom Hanks could die,
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Smiling. And we're gonna talk about that.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
- And then come back in, okay? - The dog will be fine.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Front page of the style section of the "Washington Post."
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
I don't have time to ignore you, Jonah.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Mr. Burton, love to bring you into my office.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
That was her telling me to sign her name.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Yeah, well, you know what? I don't work for senator Hallowes.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
the V.P. into using the word retard in a joke.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
and an invisible fucking dog.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
How sure are you on a scale of one to 10? Like one is the...
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
- No, no, no, Gary! - Gary, what are you doing?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
and I turn around to find out that you have set fire
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
God!
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
and somewhat surreptitiously get the card back.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I am convinced that you can probably do this.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
Alright. To be honest, I was a little scared.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
- But Amy's an eight. - Okay.
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- Mike, she's spinning. - Oh, okay. I'll come back.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
Good for... oh. Excuse me.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Make a hole! Make a hole! Make a hole!

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Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
Can you do that? Can you do that? Can you get Hallowes now?
#2
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
- of the clean jobs initiative. - Oh, thank you.
#3
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
of those European sweeners you like so much.
#4
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
Do I add water to this machine? It's like a bot.
#5
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
hit the fucking button for two fucking seconds.
#6
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
- How are your kids? - Uh, she's good.
#7
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
Barbara, are you really willing to sell your soul
#8
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
- Oh. - Rapey Reeves.
#9
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
- See you downstairs. - Yeah.
#10
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Yeah, it was like a funeral for a homeless guy.
#11
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
Anyways, what motto? I don't have a motto.
#12
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
I don't know. It just went out of my head.
#13
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
- You like Italian? - I love Italian, Jonah,
#14
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
"Someone get this freak the fuck away from me"?
#15
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
um, you just have other areas of expertise.
#16
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Thank you.
#17
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Hey, Mike.
#18
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Sure. He's a massive and total shit.
#19
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
How are you? I see you. I see you.
#20
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
I cannot believe you are dating your boss's daughter.
#21
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Is doesn't come from me, okay, so just do it.
#22
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
That's the entire speech, okay?
#23
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
Please welcome Vice President Selina Meyer.
#24
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
He's more of a stilettos kind of guy.
#25
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
talking to the president and myself
#26
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
- Uh... - Is your guy gonna be tweeting about this?
#27
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
Uh, so...
#28
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
I'm saying anything could happen... Tom Hanks could die,
#29
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
Smiling. And we're gonna talk about that.
#30
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
- And then come back in, okay? - The dog will be fine.
#31
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
Front page of the style section of the "Washington Post."
#32
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
I don't have time to ignore you, Jonah.
#33
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
Mr. Burton, love to bring you into my office.
#34
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
That was her telling me to sign her name.
#35
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Yeah, well, you know what? I don't work for senator Hallowes.
#36
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
the V.P. into using the word retard in a joke.
#37
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
and an invisible fucking dog.
#38
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
How sure are you on a scale of one to 10? Like one is the...
#39
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
- No, no, no, Gary! - Gary, what are you doing?
#40
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
and I turn around to find out that you have set fire
#41
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
God!
#42
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
and somewhat surreptitiously get the card back.
#43
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
I am convinced that you can probably do this.
#44
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45 #45 Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
Alright. To be honest, I was a little scared.
#46
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
- But Amy's an eight. - Okay.
#47
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
- Mike, she's spinning. - Oh, okay. I'll come back.
#48
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
Good for... oh. Excuse me.
#49
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
Make a hole! Make a hole! Make a hole!
#50