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Season 1  "Catherine"  1x3

Aired 8 years ago - May 06, 2012

Selina celebrates 20 years in Washington, D.C., but tries to keep a low profile after a newspaper article paints her as a diva and rumors float about her feud with the first lady. Meanwhile, Selina’s college-age daughter arrives for a visit, and is surprised that her mother is looking for a dog but appalled by her reaction to “Selina” being on the list of names for hurricanes.

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Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
- Gorgeous. - Mm-hmm, looks like Madonna.
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I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
God, today feels like the perfect storm, doesn't it?
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saying "Selina causing large-scale devastation"?
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- ( Laughs ) - You know what his favorite st?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
Hello? Yes. Hi, Mr. President.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
- Mike wanted a word, if you don't mind. - Mike McClintock.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
So I imagine that I would mix ape shit with bat shit,
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
- Now I fucking want to speak to the vice President. - Okay.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
You know what? Actually, this phone call is not fake.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Your mom is getting a dog. Apologies if that was a secret.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Chuck Furnham's at 12:15. Now he's at 12:00.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
Yes, Richard. And I have some vice presidential M&Ms
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Carol Hallowes, hi.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
I guess all those tears must be dehydrating.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
- He's not oily enough. - Oh.
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and your eyes, then your hands and arms. Thank you.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
You guys got a name yet? You too afraid
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
The only thing that Chuck is plugged into is his fucking piss bag.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
This in no way will be demeaning.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Yes, I'm back. Unfortunately we're just about to leave.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
What's the problem? The vice President told me it's as good as announced.
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- Shit! Gary, call Sue. - What do you want me to tell her?
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Hi, darling. I'm sorry to keep you waiting, baby.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
So I have to have a little meeting
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about the... you know, the...
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Um...
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- That's the nature the job, I guess. - Ooh, I'm not complaining.
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- I think he's cute. - Okay, yeah. Yeah.
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What is that skirt? Is it a rug?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
That's kind of a great idea.
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- Come, honey. - Why are you ignoring me, ma'am?
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
and now I've got this Chuck bullshit.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
( Sirens blaring )
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
And that's not just the high notes.
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Mom's smile is starting to crack.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Uh, like a bacon burka.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
( Chuckles ) You know, I can see right through your shirt.
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Mr. Purcell. Hi, Dan Egan, vice President's office.
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She just got a new roommate.
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- There you go. - ( Camera clicks )
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- He's off. - Well, that is great.
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You're changing the name of a hurricane?
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You need experience.
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Um, listen. We are not gonna change the name of the hurricane.
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the same person you were begging me to take off of the task force.
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Chuck ham is on and what?
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We simply can't allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow F-dotus.
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Because the first lady is getting one, so now I can't get one.

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Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
#2
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
God, today feels like the perfect storm, doesn't it?
#3
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
saying "Selina causing large-scale devastation"?
#4
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
- ( Laughs ) - You know what his favorite st?
#5
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
Hello? Yes. Hi, Mr. President.
#6
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
- Mike wanted a word, if you don't mind. - Mike McClintock.
#7
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
So I imagine that I would mix ape shit with bat shit,
#8
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
- Now I fucking want to speak to the vice President. - Okay.
#9
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
You know what? Actually, this phone call is not fake.
#10
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
Your mom is getting a dog. Apologies if that was a secret.
#11
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Chuck Furnham's at 12:15. Now he's at 12:00.
#12
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
Yes, Richard. And I have some vice presidential M&Ms
#13
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
Carol Hallowes, hi.
#14
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
I guess all those tears must be dehydrating.
#15
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
- He's not oily enough. - Oh.
#16
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
and your eyes, then your hands and arms. Thank you.
#17
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
You guys got a name yet? You too afraid
#18
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
The only thing that Chuck is plugged into is his fucking piss bag.
#19
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
This in no way will be demeaning.
#20
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Yes, I'm back. Unfortunately we're just about to leave.
#21
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
What's the problem? The vice President told me it's as good as announced.
#22
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
- Shit! Gary, call Sue. - What do you want me to tell her?
#23
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Hi, darling. I'm sorry to keep you waiting, baby.
#24
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
So I have to have a little meeting
#25
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
about the... you know, the...
#26
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Um...
#27
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
- That's the nature the job, I guess. - Ooh, I'm not complaining.
#28
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
- I think he's cute. - Okay, yeah. Yeah.
#29
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
What is that skirt? Is it a rug?
#30
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
That's kind of a great idea.
#31
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
- Come, honey. - Why are you ignoring me, ma'am?
#32
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
and now I've got this Chuck bullshit.
#33
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
( Sirens blaring )
#34
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
And that's not just the high notes.
#35
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Mom's smile is starting to crack.
#36
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
Uh, like a bacon burka.
#37
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
( Chuckles ) You know, I can see right through your shirt.
#38
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
Mr. Purcell. Hi, Dan Egan, vice President's office.
#39
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
She just got a new roommate.
#40
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
- There you go. - ( Camera clicks )
#41
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
- He's off. - Well, that is great.
#42
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
You're changing the name of a hurricane?
#43
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You need experience.
#45
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
Um, listen. We are not gonna change the name of the hurricane.
#46
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
the same person you were begging me to take off of the task force.
#47
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Chuck ham is on and what?
#48
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
We simply can't allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow F-dotus.
#49
Recap of Veep Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
Because the first lady is getting one, so now I can't get one.
#50