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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 3  "Kimmy Learns About the Weather!"  3x7

Aired 8 years ago - May 19, 2017

Titus goes after big pharma when a drug company steals his likeness. Lillian convinces Kimmy that the weatherman can't be trusted.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
...take the boom box in to get its heads cleaned.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
I need your help, but I am not your friend.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
[light music on TV]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
[cartoon bladder] What the foop is this soup?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
You said nothing happens here without my say-so.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
before they were golfed to death.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
And you'll be pleased to know
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
What the hell are we even doing here, then?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
I'm a fourth-generation hole watcher.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
-[water splashes on TV] -[yelps]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
Oh, you sweet dum-dum.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
He told me the fudging world was ending!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
as Tammi-with-an-I threatens to turn Manhattan into Haiti.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
My likeness and my mouthness were stolen by a drug company.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
[woman] Is your overactive bladder acting like a gay black diva?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
-Oh. -Titus.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
but once the drug gets approved by the FDA,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
A handful of loose tuna?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
You know I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
We fought for the same ideals.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
My late husband is rolling over in my wall right now.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
Bob Dylan is dead...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
And please don't get me started on the Second Avenue Subway.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
[quirky dramatic music]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
how often do you receive big cakes that a person could fit in?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
[spluttering]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
Wait. Who?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
Ugh! If only there were another TV liar you could confront first.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
Be careful, lady.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Oh. I'm not invited to your fancy rooftop party, Stacy?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
How do you think? He's an Ursula the Sea Witch, Titus.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
[Ken] Whenever you're ready, Titus.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
♪ Urethrex makes you feel good ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
[Kimmy] So Black History Month is every other month
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
Can I go now?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
-[banging and whirring] -[crunches]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
Okay, maybe I go a little overboard.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
the Atlantic is too warm,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
Nerds are the worst. I shove them.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
It's ruining that woman's life,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
'cause every change in my life has been rotten--
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
All my life, progress has been a lie.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
I need your help, but I am not your friend.
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
[light music on TV]
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
[cartoon bladder] What the foop is this soup?
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
You said nothing happens here without my say-so.
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
before they were golfed to death.
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
And you'll be pleased to know
#7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
What the hell are we even doing here, then?
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
I'm a fourth-generation hole watcher.
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
-[water splashes on TV] -[yelps]
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
Oh, you sweet dum-dum.
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
He told me the fudging world was ending!
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
as Tammi-with-an-I threatens to turn Manhattan into Haiti.
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
My likeness and my mouthness were stolen by a drug company.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
[woman] Is your overactive bladder acting like a gay black diva?
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
-Oh. -Titus.
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17 #17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
but once the drug gets approved by the FDA,
#18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
A handful of loose tuna?
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
You know I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
#20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
We fought for the same ideals.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
My late husband is rolling over in my wall right now.
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
Bob Dylan is dead...
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
And please don't get me started on the Second Avenue Subway.
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
[quirky dramatic music]
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
how often do you receive big cakes that a person could fit in?
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
[spluttering]
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
Wait. Who?
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
Ugh! If only there were another TV liar you could confront first.
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
Be careful, lady.
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Oh. I'm not invited to your fancy rooftop party, Stacy?
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32 #32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
How do you think? He's an Ursula the Sea Witch, Titus.
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
[Ken] Whenever you're ready, Titus.
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
♪ Urethrex makes you feel good ♪
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36 #36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
[Kimmy] So Black History Month is every other month
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
Can I go now?
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
-[banging and whirring] -[crunches]
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
Okay, maybe I go a little overboard.
#40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
the Atlantic is too warm,
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42 #42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43 #43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
Nerds are the worst. I shove them.
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
It's ruining that woman's life,
#45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46 #46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
'cause every change in my life has been rotten--
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
All my life, progress has been a lie.
#48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49 #49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50 #50