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Season 3  "Kimmy Goes to Church!"  3x9

Aired 2 years ago - May 19, 2017

Titus takes Kimmy to church on Good Friday, where they tangle with an elderly busybody. Jacqueline gives Lillian a makeover for Passover.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
♪ Oh, happy day ♪
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Wait, a lady reverend?
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So thank you for welcoming me on this Good Friday.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
[laughs] That was very funny, by the way.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
and I run the Easter clothing drive.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
They collect gossip like Tituses collect expired deli meats,
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[sighs]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
No one on the message boards told me his wife died.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
You could be spending a lot of time with them in court after he dies.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
[very flatly] ♪ Blood ♪
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
If he's the lead, who else is in this choir?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
We're getting to the best part: shopping!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Deirdre Robespierre. I'm Head Mom at St. Clotilde's.
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[both laughing exaggeratedly]
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Not if they follow the Bible.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
And it was your fault for getting kicked out.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
These are good people.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
All right!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
At school pickups, Easter egg hunts,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
He doesn't have any friends and can't afford anything in there.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
A woman crashed her car into the mayor's house this morning.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
But okay, I'll find you after service tomorrow.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
♪ Elijah Rock, shout, shout, shout Whoo! ♪
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Gosh dang it! I mean, is that what all religion is?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
I saw Clara steal a coat from the clothing drive.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Listen, I'm not like you. I don't care what people think.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
[laughter]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
I'm just making an educated guess about you,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
My mind is so clear!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
You look like a black guy on Easter.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
The choir director's your nephew?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
That's why you were all over me like yellow on teeth.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Oh, I gotta tell Kimmy her dumb plan is off.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Well, my 18-hour bra busted out about four hours ago,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
[together] We suck!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Now you know they suck just as much as you do.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Buckley!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
And now it seems the poor thing is Grey Gardens-ing.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
I'm the one who decided we were over cake pops.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
[Deirdre] Fine.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
"Humble yourself, and God will give you grace.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
But guess what. Real religion's a sham.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
No. Not cute ducks.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
She didn't, baby girl.
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-M'diet's my wife's name. -[woman] Help him, Lord!

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Wait, a lady reverend?
#2
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So thank you for welcoming me on this Good Friday.
#4
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
[laughs] That was very funny, by the way.
#5
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
and I run the Easter clothing drive.
#6
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
They collect gossip like Tituses collect expired deli meats,
#7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
[sighs]
#8
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
No one on the message boards told me his wife died.
#9
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
You could be spending a lot of time with them in court after he dies.
#10
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
[very flatly] ♪ Blood ♪
#11
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
If he's the lead, who else is in this choir?
#12
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
We're getting to the best part: shopping!
#13
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Deirdre Robespierre. I'm Head Mom at St. Clotilde's.
#14
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[both laughing exaggeratedly]
#15
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Not if they follow the Bible.
#17
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And it was your fault for getting kicked out.
#18
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
These are good people.
#19
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All right!
#20
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At school pickups, Easter egg hunts,
#21
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He doesn't have any friends and can't afford anything in there.
#23
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A woman crashed her car into the mayor's house this morning.
#24
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But okay, I'll find you after service tomorrow.
#25
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♪ Elijah Rock, shout, shout, shout Whoo! ♪
#27
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Gosh dang it! I mean, is that what all religion is?
#28
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
I saw Clara steal a coat from the clothing drive.
#29
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Listen, I'm not like you. I don't care what people think.
#30
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
[laughter]
#31
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
I'm just making an educated guess about you,
#32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
My mind is so clear!
#33
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
You look like a black guy on Easter.
#34
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35 #35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
The choir director's your nephew?
#36
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
That's why you were all over me like yellow on teeth.
#37
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Oh, I gotta tell Kimmy her dumb plan is off.
#38
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Well, my 18-hour bra busted out about four hours ago,
#39
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
[together] We suck!
#40
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Now you know they suck just as much as you do.
#41
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Buckley!
#42
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
And now it seems the poor thing is Grey Gardens-ing.
#43
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
I'm the one who decided we were over cake pops.
#44
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
[Deirdre] Fine.
#45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
"Humble yourself, and God will give you grace.
#46
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
But guess what. Real religion's a sham.
#47
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
No. Not cute ducks.
#48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
She didn't, baby girl.
#49
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-M'diet's my wife's name. -[woman] Help him, Lord!
#50